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"This has got to be the easiest bet I've ever taken." Karen bragged as she watched Eddy from the corner of her eye. " Not only will I be able to finally stick it to the Kankers, but steal Eddy away from Lee! Oh this is going to be fun!"The girls just stayed quiet, slightly annoyed with the subject. It seemed to be all Karen would talk about this weekend. That and how the one time she wanted to run into that oaf Eddy he was no where to be found.
"Karen dude, don't you think this whole this is a tad cruel?" Nazz said snapping every one out of their thoughts. " I've known Eddy all my life and while he can be a drag sometimes but using him like this feels wrong. Not to mention what if Nate gets the wrong idea?"
Karen stiffened at that, truthfully she was planning on asking the blonde herself, until she found out he already had a date. Just another gem that happened last week. Regaining her composer she merely smiled at her target.
" Nazz honey if I wanted to go with Nate to the dance I would have made a move already, unlike you with Kevin, I can't be expected to wait for a guy to make a move." This caused everyone to look up at her in concern, even Jenny stopped texting. " Now if you'll excuse me I have some flirting to do."
"Rachel see's this blowing up in Hair-like-a carrots-Karen girl's face yes?" Rachel deadpanned irked with her friends behavior. Nazz and Jenny nodded their head in agreement as they headed for class.
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"Oh Eddy!" A very sing songy voice called from down the hall. " Mind if a steal you for a sec?"
"What do you think she wants?" Eddy grumbled as he and Double-D looked confused as Karen strutted towards them. Usually the only interaction she had with the Ed's was one of discuss or annoyance.
" Hey there big guy, I just wanted to tell compliment you on how amazing you were at last weeks game!" Karen said a bit to happily, placing a hand on Eddy's arm. "I never realized how cool you were."
" Errr thanks I guess..is that all you wanted to talk about or.?" Eddy awkwardly moved his arm away trying to figure out the game she was playing. Sharing a look of confusion with Double-D.
" Well actually I was wondering if you wanted to have lunch together? I was kinda hoping we could get to know each other better, I feel that I've been to harsh on you and your friends." She looked up at him with big puppy dog eyes. " Would that be okay?"
" Sure I mean I'm surprised that it took you so long to figure out how amazing I am, but no time like the present am I right?" Eddy bragged puffing out his chest a bit. It took everything in Karens power to not roll her eye's.
" So I'll see you at lunch then.. stud?" The last part nearly made Karen's puke but she had to pull out all the punches.
"Sure thing, sounds like a plan." Eddy replied closing his locker. " Uhh I gotta go Ed's waiting for me and Sockhead by Miss. Jones office, so well see you later?"
"Sounds good bye Double-D, Bye Eddy~" Karen said waving as she walked away. Both Eddy and Double-D watched as she walked away before heading to class.
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Woo! finally got the second part finished, Karen's trying to play the long game but will she succeed? Who knows.
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Comments: 31
Very nice job! I like Eddy with the pink hair♥but did you have any fanfiction about that. I want read
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Thank you, and me to it just seems to fit him XD. No I haven't written any fanfiction about this, haven't had the time honestly, I'm sorry.
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Its ok 👌 love your art😁
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Lolz: (from behind Nazz, Rachel and Jenny) fuck dammit, Eddy, you and I are having a long ass talk about this shit... Hopefully lemon's got the Kankers and can keep them from destroying parts of the school...
(Loud angry Kanker yell from behind her with Lemon shouting, "CALM DOWN AND PUT THAT ROW OF LOCKERS DOWN!")
Lolz: Okay, hopefully Lemon can get out of there before she gets crushed by lockers. (looks to Nazz) you okay? She threw a low blow there...
Nazz: I'm fine, and it's not like she doesn't have a point about making a move...
Lolz: better than making a move on someone you don't like and using them and ruining your chances with someone you do like just to win a stupid bet. Then you're just causing four to five pain for no reason other than pettiness.
Jenny: four to five?
Lolz: Yeah, eddy for tricking him, Nate for seeing her take Eddy, Lee for taking Eddy, Whoever Lee's bringing as her date for being used too (that's the maybe one), And Karen for not only making Nate think she doesn't feel the same way, but getting her ass beat by the Kankers for hurting Lee by taking Eddy.
Rachel: The Daughter of a Shepherd had not thought of it like that, but you bring up a good point, yes?
Lolz: People really never think like that when they're too busy being petty.
(Later, with the Eds and Kanker bros outside the lunch room, lolz scowling down at Eddy thanks to Ed being nice enough to plop her onto his shoulders)
Lolz: (squinting and pointing down at Eddy, looking disappointed, yet stern) What have I told you about accepting offers of candy to go into windowless vans with shady people?
Eddy: ... are you high?
Lolz: Are YOU? Karen suddenly starts flirting with you after giving you nothing but the cold shoulder and bitching at you and you don't think it's weird?
Tee: You got Karen hitting on you? Nice!
Lolz: FUCK DAMMIT TEE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
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Lemon: (Running behind Lee and trying to get her to calm down.) Is destroying the school and getting suspended really going to help the situation?
Lee: No but since I can't beat up that hussy, this will have to do! (Punches another locker).
Lemon: Well you've already thrown me and May across the hall with those row of lockers, does that count?
Lee: (Flinches a little) Sorry about that.
Lemon: It's okay why don't you head to class and I'll cover for you (see's the principle coming that way) and quickly.
(later while leaving the principles office and seeing Lolz scowled Eddy)
Tee: Oh come onLolz it was just a little flirting besides it's not like she's going to start hanging out with us.
Lemon: Or eating lunch with you guys (looks right at Eddy)
Tee: Exactly! (notices Eddy trying to avoid eye contact) you didn't
(me and Lolz smirk at one another)
Larie: Eddy you idiot even Ed wouldn't do something like that!
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Lolz: in his defense, he was thinking with his dick, and Ed hardly thinks with his head let alone his dick.
Jay: yeah! He uses his stomach!
Ed: I do?
lolz: you hungry? ( lemon holds up a chicken wing)
ed: CHICKEN!
eddy: I was not thinking with my dick!
Edd: yes you were, I've seen Larie do that enough to know.
tee and Eddy: pfftt!
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Larie: Hey!
Jay: (explains the joke the joke to ed who then laughs along side them.)
Eddy: Besides aren't you always going on about giving people a chance and trying to see past the bad parts sock head?
Edd: Yes but I meant when they don't suddenly do a one Eighty and act completely different!
Tee: He has a point Eddy why does she suddenly want to eat lunch with us? (points to everyone in the group) Just last week she called Ed a "disgusting moron" when he bumped into her.
Larie: I don't know how the girls can even stand being on the cheer leading team with her.
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Lolz: easy, they talk shit about her behind her back.
Eddy: seriously?
Lemon: yeah, those girls can talk some serious shit too. They say the only reason Karen's hitting on you is because Nate already has a date.
Tee: oh, yeah, whose blondie goin' with anyways?
(Everyone else shrugs)
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Lemon: I think he said it was someone from out of town.
Eddy: Still it might be kind of fun to see what she has planned and gain the upper hand.
Edd: Or this whole thing could blow up in our face as usual.
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Lolz: or, eddy, we can play this out and watch her practically plead for your attention...
eddy: keep talking...
Lolz: think about it, she's after you for a reason. And her pride won't let her accept failure, why not make her work for it? ( looks at Kanker Bros) Maybe get some pay back for all the crap she's done to all of you? I mean, the things she did to those poor Ans...
larie growls, Jay scowls and tee says: we're with lolzy, make her suffer.
Lemon: I'll get the camera!
Edd: gentlemen, are you really considering doing such a cruel thing?
Lemon: she said she wanted to steal Ed's lucky cheese chunk and stuff it in your ' stupid hat' once because Nate said he thought it looked cool.
ed: NOT SHELDON JR!!!
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lolz: ( evil smile) oh you know it! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
kanker sisters and Ans come onto the scene.
lemon: and that's my cue, be back in a bit!
Ed: ( waves) bye lemon!
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Lemon: (Waves back) Bye Ed! (walks over to the kankers/ Ans) Hiya girls how's it hanging? It's been quite lonesome without you An girls here, though twice as chaotic. So Lee you feeling better?
Lee: Yeah I just needed to let out my frustration, but Johnny boy helped me with that * smirks evilly*
Lemon: Who boy....
Double-N: I still can't believe the stunt Karen is trying to pull! The girls let us in on the whole situation.
Anny: Well just wait were going to make her eat her words when you three come to the dance with studs on your arm.
May: I hate to say this but what if we can't get dates? (see's everyone looking at her ) I mean it's hard enough asking out the Ed's but someone who might as well be a complete stranger?
Anny: Don't sweat it bunny, us An's are going to help you win this be And maybe score dates of our own~
An: Bunnies! where??
Marie: In the dumpster over there stink breath. (laugh's as An jumps into the trash can, with Double-N shaking her head)
Lemon: An no, you can't get another detention.(pulling An back into the group with a stuffed rabbit) Any who I know you three will do great, besides maybe Double-N could ask one of her science fair buddies for a favor.
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Lolz: ( walks over to the girls with the boys, being dragged by the Kanker bros like an owner of three excited dogs on a walk) ONLY TO SAY HI, ANY OF YOU LEAP FOR THEM, WE'RE LEAVING. ( turns to the girls) hi.
the girls greet her back. Kanker bros give simple hellos so Lolz doesn't drag them away... Again.
Marie: so, you boys have dates to the dance yet?
Tee: lolzy told us about the bet, so we're working on having Eddy stay single that night.
Lee: oh really? ( looks at Eddy)
Eddy: ( a bit nervous) yeah, still got a reputation to keep up, can't let the ladies think I'm an easy catch...
ed: that's why lolz told us to have Jay burp the alphabet when she shows up to sit with us today at lunch!
May: but Jay always throws up when he gets to the letter d.... Oh!
Lolz cackles a bit and rubs her hands together
lemon: he barfs when he gets to the letter d?
larie: that's the plan
ann: that is repulsive!
Edd: while I agree, considering the circumstances, I'd say it's not exactly uncalled for...
Anny: ( laughing) ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
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An: (snickers) Kind of like that time Kevin caught Sheldon jr with his face? * Every one chuckles slightly at the memory of Kevin calling them dorks and running to the bathroom after An and Ed traded good luck charms by throwing them across the room*
Marie: Well what are we going to do when lunch ends, we can't have Jay throw up every day no matter how funny it might be.
Lolz: Well then well just have to get the three of you dates before she can try and win Eddy over.
Lee: easier said than done, our dates can't be anyone who goes to this school.
Ann: Well I could always ask my science fair partner if she know's anybody?
Larie: Plus you three are Kanker, you could charm anybody you want.
Everyone just gives him a blank stare.
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Lolz: you can literally say that about anyone, doesn't mean that they might want to
Lemon: ?
Lolz: dont go out with stalkers, they are a pain in the ass to get rid of.
Lemon: oh...
Jay: they only have to not be from this school, maybe Nate can help, he's going with someone from out of town, maybe he might know some people who wouldn't mind playing Karen for a fool?
Larie: I think most people here would pay money to see that.
eddy: hmmm...
Edd: no. We have enough on our plate already, thank you.
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Marie: I could always ask Boomer, he's pretty cool.
May: You mean that blonde guy you work with?
Marie: Yup thats the one.
Anny: Okay well see if he has any brothers. See this bet will be a piece of cake~
Ann: And I'll text Nate to if he could assist us.
Larie: Since when did you and Nate get so close?
Ann: I tutor him and Ashe every Thursday, they were both falling behind in history.
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Lolz: ( texts larie) don't flip out on a jealous rage for the love of all that is holy. If you want her to go with you, ASK HER FOR FUCKS SAKES
Anny: I can read that you know.
Lolz: ( adds a 
anny: smart ass...
lemon: I think boomer has two brothers, actually
may: but are they single?
Lolz: if they do and their girlfriends have ever met Karen, I don't think they'll mind you three borrowing them.
lemon: ( snickers)
may: and what if they never met Karen?
Lolz: we tape what Karen is doing and how Lee is reacting and they'll understand
ann: ( texts Nate) it seems as though he has someone in mind to help us out, he's willing to set up a meeting...
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Marie: Well from what Boomer tells me, Butch is off being a jerk else where, so he's kinda out of the picture, but Brick is still in town and I think his girlfriend would be cool with us borrowing him for a night.
Ann: Excellent and I also got a text back from Blossom, she also has someone in mind. Oh this is so romantic!!
Lemon: *nudges Larie and nods her head over to Ann*
Larie: *Whispers* Not now theirs to many people here.
Anny: *leans over* Smooth.
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Lolz: *whispers* pussy!!
Larie: *scowls*
Jay: hey An, wanna go to the dance with me, we could help keep an eye on Karen
an: okay, as long as we don't look very hard, her flirting is gross.
Lemon: that's seriously understating it.
lolz: *staring at Larie while motioning towards Jay as if to say ' your turn bitch!*
larie: * scowls at her before looking to Ann* Jays got a good plan there, whaddya say muffin? Wanna try to keep that bitch from pulling anything with me?
Ann: * looks at him nervously* ...
Larie: I'll keep my hands mostly to myself?
lemon: mostly?
larie: don't push it. That's pretty good for me.
Ann: sadly, that is true. *sighs* alright, but your hands stay off my hindquarters and away from my bra.
Larie: deal!
Lolz: that's sad that you have to make a deal like that.
larie: * scowls at her again*
tee: guess that leaves you and me, anny
anny: in your dreams
lemon: Anny, it'll be easier to have a Kanker and an on hand at any time during that dance, you might as wel, plus, at least you have a guy asking you without doing whatever Karen is doing over there
Anny: fine!
Lolz: we'll now that we've got that settled, we should probably snag helpful dates for Ed and double-D
may and Marie stiffen.
Lemon: just to run interference, we can ask Jenny and Nazz if they wouldn't mind
Marie: why Nazz?
An: because Rachel doesn't believe in hanky panky!
Lolz: for now.
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Lemon: Maybe she'll change her mind this year *giggles*
Marie: *Looks at them like their crazy* Sure why not but if she tries anything with my Edd she's toast *punches her hand*
Edd: Don't I get a say in this what if neither I or Ed do not wish to attend this dance?
Eddy: And miss probably the funniest event this whole year as if.
Larie: Besides do you really think we'll just let you sit at home and organize your socks instead of having fun?
Edd: Only in my sweetest dreams yes.
Marie: Oooh uh well have to scratch off Boomers brother as a date, turns out the girl Nate is taking to the dance is his ex girlfriend to the dance.
Lolz: Dang it Nate your taste in women keeps getting us in trouble.
Tee: Well hopefully she knows someone to take to the dance.
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Lolz: wait. I have a back up, two even, if Jenny's okay with it.
lee: you're only saying this now?
Lolz: in my defense, watching Karen flirt is like watching a train wreck, you can't look away...
edd: perhaps it might help to text those back ups of yours...
lolz: right ( taps on her phone) one guy can come, the other needs to check his calendar first.
may: great, whose the guy who can come?
Lolz: a cowboy named Conner. the guy who I still need confirmation from is Patrick, a mute guy who I swear to God has to be a ninja...
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Lemon: I'd bet on it.
Eddy: Well we better head to the cafeteria, well see you later. * Heads off with the other Ed's and Kankers*
Ed: Bye Guys *Waves happily*
Lee: Well fine, but if that tramp keeps flirting with Eddy I'm gonna pound her, bet or no bet.
Anny: Geez, calm down Lee she knows it gets under your skin
An: Besides we'll get the three of you dates before the larva queen from eagle nest planet can say WE SHALL CONQUE YOU ALL!!
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Lolz:... An, that wasn't whatever you just said that was, that was you having some sort of sugar induced high while watching the discovery channel. that last part was from an ad campaign for a lawn mower.
Marie: you serious?
Ann: It took five hours for her to stop hallucinating that the creek was a giant talking tuba named Tina...
Lemon: And we had to keep her from eating her own socks...
Lee:...
Marie:...
May:...
Anny: moving on. Look, we'll head to the Mall, grab some nice clothes while we search for possible dates while Marie and Lolz try their contacts.
Lolz: (thumbs up before texting the others)
Ann: and how do we endure anymore of this horrible flirting for the rest of the day.
Lemon: (holds up barf bag)
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Lee:...Why are they all in pink?
Lemon: I just really like the color.
Lolz: For know lets go grab some lunch and make keep an eye on Lee so she doesn't do something to get suspended and loose the bet.
Marie: Yup, also Boomer can meet us after detention. *laughs at the rest of the text* Man that dude can get crazy sometimes!
May: *Cocks an eyebrow at her sister* So what do you think will happen if both us and Karen complete are parts of the bet?
Anny: We'll probably get to see Karen destroy the gym in anger.
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Lolz: And I'll have first dibs on putting it on youtube and social media.
Ann: that and, Eddy is no fool, I think he's playing along to mess with her...
Anny: he better be...
Lemon: (checks her phone) yeah he knows, apparently Tee's gonna film him rejecting her later.
Lolz: Oh, tell him to send me a link!
An: Me too! (leans towards May) Legend of Zelda is so much fun!
May: I think she means like a link to a website, An.
An: Link has a website?!
Lemon: Yes, but let us check to make sure if it's a good Link site or a bad Link website.
An: ?
Marie: if it's full of porn or not.
An: !
Ann: Marie!
Marie: What? If it exists, there will be porn of it, it's the law of the world
Lee: don't stop it from being gross though.
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Marie: You all are boring.
Lolz: No just not perverts like you and Larie.
Marie: You say that like its a bad thing.
Ann: Because it is, do you know how many stories me and Edd have traded about you and you're cousins.... interest's?
May: I can only imagine... *shudders* Any who if things don't go as planned today we could always start a food fight to break it up.
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Lolz: start a food fight now? Okay!
Lemon and Ann: LOLZ NO!
Lolz: ( throws a large hunk of food in An's mouth and starts machine gunning it around the room, using Ans ears to aim her) am I doing it right?
Anny, Lee and Marie are laughing too hard to reply.
may: Lolz! Stop! You don't want to make her barf, do you?
Lolz stops: can she barf on Karen?
Lemon: no guarantees
lolz: fine ( looks at An) you can swallow now.
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An: Okay (Takes a huge gulp) More please!
May: Well get some more food in the cafeteria k?
An: An is ready (runs towards the cafeteria at full speed)
Ann: An wait! Don't run in the halls!
Anny: We better go after her before she crashes through the doors again.
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