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WARNING: DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY... YOU WON'T LIKE ME... WHEN I'M ANGRY...---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ivan was a scrawny 15 year old boy. Thin and lithe with pale skin and black hair that fell into his eyes, partially hiding his frameless glasses along with the gloomy expression on his face. Having come back from the library, he walked into his house with a few books under his arm. He trudged into his room without saying a word to his mother Dianne. He stayed in his room for hours until the door slowly creaked open
“Sweetie” his mom said
Ivan looked at his mother.
“Yes” he said quietly
“Just wondering what you’d like for dinner?”
Ivan shrugged “I dunno” he said “Anything’s fine”
“Ok then” she said
She closed the door, sighed and shook her head. A few more hours had passed and he hadn’t come out for dinner. She pushed his door open and saw that the lights were off, the only illumination was provided by his desk lamp. She crept over to him, he had fallen asleep while reading. She set a plate with his dinner on it beside him and crept out.
“I’m home” said a voice
Dianne’s husband Mark came in from work “So how’s Ivan” he asked
“The same” she said “The moment he came back, he went straight to his room.”
“Any chance that he’ll come out?” he asked
“I doubt it” she said “He was already asleep when I came in”
He sighed in defeat. He loved his son, but he was worried about him. When school was in session he spent all his free time by himself and he never had friends over. Now that summer had started, he rarely left his house. And even when he did, he went out of his way to be by himself
The boy was repressed.
“What are going to do?” she asked
“I’ve already told you my idea” Mark said “I can give her a call and send him up to stay with her for the summer”
Dianne bit her lip “I don’t know” she said “He’s never been away from home that long”
“If anyone can bring him out of his shell it’s my sister” Mark said “We both know that this will be good for him”
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Miles away in another city
Tina was a large woman, who stood 6 feet 5 inches tall, and weighed in on the better side of 280 pounds. Her hair was platinum blond. She was extremely voluptuous with FF cup breasts, a remarkably trim waist, but wide hips and a huge 64-inch ass.
She was at a bar, her ass spilling over every edge of the barstool. She picked up her drink and gulped it down. She wiped the remains from her mouth, being careful not to smudge her hot pink lipstick, and turned back to her new prey. “So where were we?” Tina asked twirling a lock of hair around her fingertip
You were telling me you could whistle without your lips,” he smiled leaning closer to his sexy customer.
“I can also bring the thunder too,” Tina laughed making her exposed cleavage ripple and jiggle. “And I don’t just mean my amazing thick and fabulous thunder thighs.”
“Then make it rain”
Tina ran a finger under his chin, sending chills up and down his spine, and stepped away from the bar. She turned around, and looked over her shoulder. “What you see here is my ass. A 68-inch bouncy bubble butt. It may be big, but no woman would deny they want the magic that is my bouncing booty.” Tina then began to shimmy her black dress up and over her gelatinous backside, exposing her deep ass crack. A thong lived deep in the recesses of that ass crack, making the bartender stare at the sexy underwear.
She then began to flex her butt cheeks making them bang together. “Nice,” the bartender said appreciatively.
“You haven’t seen anything yet,” Tina smiled and faced forward. She then began making her ass cheeks clap with astounding force, and every time they clapped, Tina punctuated it with a fart. “First you see the thunder clap, then you hear it strike!”
CLAP!
PPPHHHHRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
CLAP!
TTTHHHHHRRRRRBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!
CLAP!
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTT!
And with every thunderclap Tina moved closer and closer to the bathroom door, and when she was close enough she disappeared inside. The bartender just stood there, a look of astonishment across his face. He was unsure of what to do next, until he saw Tina’s hand reach out through a crack in the doorway and beckon him to follow. Without hesitation he jumped the bar and rushed inside the bathroom.
About thirty minutes later Tina walked out of the bathroom, fixing her dress.
“Nothing like an afternoon romp” she thought checking her watch “Hmm....I could use a nap....it’d be good to save up the energy for Jerry tonight”
She walked out of the bar, slipped into her car and sniffed. “Eww, what’s that smell?” Tina grimaced. She leaned to the side, let loose another blast of vile smelling gas and a look of relief washed over her face. “Better,” she said as she let loose a braying laugh. She put the car into gear and began to drive home.
After twenty minutes, she arrived home. An enormous apartment complex, at which she lived on the top floor. She parked in the parking garage, and walked into the building, stopping only for a moment to look up at it.
“Home sweet home” she said to herself
She got in the elevator, humming along to the music. At least for a moment or two before the doors opened and Tina sauntered out. As she walked up to her door, she looked to see someone at the next door over. A teenage girl with carrot colored hair. She was chubby, with meat on every part of her, but not enough to be called fat. She wore glasses, had a freckled face, and the metal ring of a retainer glinted in her mouth.
“April” Tina said “You’re back so soon. How did your date go?
She turned to her neighbor, yellow stains all down her front “ And why are you covered in mustard”
“I had a hot dog” she said flatly “With mustard......I accidentally got some in my nose so I sneezed halfway though a bite”
Tina bit her lip, April had embarrassed herself in front of her date again “So....think he’ll call you?” she asked
“Maybe” April said “If he can figure out how to get mustard stains out of a silk shirt”
Tina sighed, April had a terrible track record with boys. On those rare occasions when she had a date, something would usually go wrong. Whether it having to wash dishes when the boy tried to skip out on the check, her own clumsiness or misfortune, or just being stood up, April was unlucky in love.
“I’m just not meant to have a boyfriend, am I?” she said
“Don’t say that” Tina said “There’s someone for everyone in the world” And then thought “More than one someone in my case”
“It could have been worse” April said “At least I remembered to bring antacids with me. The last thing I’d need is to have another one of my........uh.....you know.....episodes....in front of another boy”
“Episodes?” Tina repeated “Is that what you call it now when you get gas. Sweetie, you really need to get over that.”
“How can I?” April said “It’s too embarrassing”
“I’m never embarrassed” she said “Neither is Miriam. And you shouldn’t be either”
“That’s different” April complained “You and Aunt Miriam have good looks to fall back on. I’ve got nothing”
“Nothing?!?!” Tina repeated “Don’t give me that garbage. Lots of boys like red hair, freckles, and glasses. And besides, you’re always bundled up, it’s like you’re trying hide in your clothes. I mean, you’ve been wearing a D-Cup for about three months now, and your booty is the size and roundness of a basketball. For someone so young, you’ve got more curves than a racetrack. If you’d stop hiding and show off a bit, you’d have boys throwing themselves at you”
April blushed redder than a tomato “Tina!!”
She laughed uproariously “You’re just so adorable” she said
She pulled April towards her and hugged her tightly, but she had squeezed her a bit too hard
BROOOAAARRRTTT
Tina let go of April, looking at the mortified expression on her freckled face. Tina burst into laughter
“Phew” she said fanning her nose with her hand “Smells like you had onion on that hotdog”
With her face looking like a cherry, April rushed into her family’s apartment. Tina shook her head and giggled
“Poor little prude” she thought
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“I know you and Tina don’t really see eye to eye” Mark said “But she’s my sister and I trust her”
Dianne sighed “I know that” she said ”But she’s so...so....”
“Crude?” Mark said “Abrasive, Loud, Obnoxious, Coarse, Rude......”
Dianne shrugged “Well....”
“....and Flatulent” he finished “I know that’s what you we’re getting around to”
“I’m just worried” she said “Ivan barely knows his aunt. And I don’t want to just push him into this.”
“All the more reason for him to go” Mark said to his wife “So he can get to know her. You just need to trust my sister. We can call her tonight”
The door to Ivan’s room creaked open, and he walked out holding an empty tray.
“Thanks for dinner” he said putting the plate in the kitchen sink
He floated past his parents and back into his room.
“You see” Mark said “Comes in, barely says a word, and leaves. We’re his parents for corn sake, and he doesn’t even talk to us. He can’t go on like that”
He reached for his cell phone and dialed his sisters number.
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Tina was jabbering away into her phone with her best friend, and April’s aunt, Miriam.
“Those neighborhood kids painted graffiti on my house again” Miriam said “It’s the third time this month”
“Have you called the police yet?” Tina asked
“Of course” she said “I was their fourth call today. Those brats just love pranking the neighborhood. , and for some reason I’m their favorite target. I’m so sick of coming home and finding things like “Stinky Butt” and “Gasbag” written on my garage door.”
“They’ll slip up eventually” Tina said “And then they‘ll get what’s coming to them”
“I hope eventually is soon” Miriam grumbled “ So anyway, April hasn’t gotten back with me yet. How did her date go?”
“She had little accident with a hot dog” Tina said “Odds are he won’t call back”
Miriam sighed “Poor kid”
“She’s pretty down on herself” Tina went on “She’s really thinks she’ll never find a boyfriend”
“What a load” Miriam said “What she needs to do is show off a bit. Give ‘em all something to look at”
“That’s what I told her “Tina said “But she’s not that uninhibited...yet”
“She should be more like her kid sister” Miriam said “Meg is bubbly, upbeat, and just as gassy as any of us. She thinks farts are hilarious”
“Not everyone can be like the three of us” Tina said “Well....scratch that.....two of us. Meg just doesn’t care. You and I are more like.....
“Exhibitionists?” Miriam suggested
“I guess that’s one way of putting it” Tina said “...oh...hold on a second....
TTTHHRRUUUMMPPPP SPLOPP PLOOP PLOP PLUUUUMFF
FLLUUUUUUSSSSHHHH
Tina blew a strand of hair out of her face “Much better” she said reaching for the can of air freshener and spraying a cloud in the air
“So getting off of April for a while” Miriam said “Who’s the conquest of the night”
“His name is Jerry” Tina said “Met him at the bar last week”
“What’s he look like?”
“I’d say about a 7.4 on the handsome scale ” she said “But you wouldn’t believe the muscles on him”
“Sounds yummy” Miriam said
A series of beeps came over the phone “Hang on Miriam” she said “I’ve got another call”
“It’s alright” Miriam said “I should get to cooking dinner. Call me back”
She pressed a button
“Hello” Tina said
“Hey sis” Mark said
“Marky!!!” she said “I haven’t heard from you in so long. How are you and Annie?”
“Oh fair to middling” he said
“You better have a damn good reason for not calling me” Tina said crossly
They talked for about twenty minutes before Mark got around to the point of his call.
“As much catching up as we have to do” Mark said “There’s something I need to run by you. It’s about Ivan”
“Ivan” she said “How’s my little nephew”
“We’re having a bit of trouble with him” Mark said
“Trouble?” she repeated “From Ivan? That can’t be right. I mean I haven’t seen him in years, but there’s no way someone so sweet and shy could be in trouble”
“That’s kind of the problem” Mark said “We think Ivan’s repressed”
“How so?” Tina asked
“He doesn’t like to interact with other people” Mark said “He’s always by himself, he barely has any friends. It’s been going on for a while now. Even when school was in session, he went out of his way to be alone. Once he was partnered with three other people for a month long project. He did the entire thing by himself and let the other kids put their names on it just so he wouldn’t have to work with them.”
Tina snorted “Really?” She asked “He let three other kids take credit for his work so wouldn’t have to deal with them? Who does that?”
“Ivan” Mark said flatly
Tina shook her head “I can’t believe it” she said “That’s so....uh....hang on a second.....hnggg...
BRAPT! BRAPT! PLSSSHHHPPPP SPLAT-TAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA
FLUUUSSSSSHHHHH
“Did I catch you in a private moment?” Mark asked
“Oh please” she said spraying more air freshener “You know full well that I had no “private moments” when we were kids.”
Mark rolled his eyes “Don’t I know it” he thought “So as I was saying, Dianne and I are worried about him. He can’t go through life avoiding other people. It’s not healthy”
“I couldn’t agree more” Tina said
“He’s stuck in a rut and we need someone to get him out of it” Mark said “And I think you might be that someone.”
“Really?” Tina asked “What makes you say that?”
“You’re essentially his opposite” Mark said “He’s shy and quiet, you’re loud and obnoxious. He prefers to keep to himself, you’re more outgoing. He likes to blend into the background, you like being the center of attention. If anyone can get him to come out of his shell and become more comfortable with attention, it’s you”
Tina laughed, her brother knew her so well.
“I was hoping that we could send him to stay with you for the summer” Mark said “What do you say?”
“I’d love to have him for the summer” Tina said “But....I do have one condition”
“What’s that?”
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Mark listened to his sister speak “Are you sure?” he said “Well....if you think so. I’ll call you back when I have confirmation”
“What did she say” Diane asked
“She said she’ll only take him if he agrees to come” Mark said as he hung up the phone “She’d love to have him but she wants it to be his choice.”
“So how will we do this?” Dianne asked
“We ask” mark said “And there’s no time like the present” He turned to the hall “Ivan, can you come here for a moment” he called
“Son” Mark said “Sit over here for a moment”
Ivan walked over to his parents and sat in the recliner across from the couch “I was just wondering what you were planning for the summer”
Ivan shrugged “Nothing really” he said “Why?”
“Because I’ve been speaking with your aunt Tina” said his father “And she’d like you to spend your summer vacation with her.”
“Who?” Ivan asked
“Your Aunt Tina”
Ivan pushed the hair out of his eyes “I have an aunt named Tina?” he asked
“You met her once before at our last family reunion” said his mother “I think you were about seven years old then”
Ivan had a pensive look on his face “Was she the one who was always playing Pull my Finger with me?” he asked
Mark chuckled “That’s her”
“Why does she want me spend the summer with her?” Ivan asked
“Because she wants to spend time with you”
“What for?”
“Because she misses you”
He had a blank look on his face “Why?”
“She’s your family, Ivan” said his mother “And she hasn’t seen you in years. Is it really so strange that she wants to see you?”
Ivan’s bangs fell back down, hiding his glasses “I guess not” he said
“So what do you say?” Mark asked
“What do you mean “what do I say” he asked
“This is your choice Ivan” Dianne said “We’re not going to make you go if you don’t want to go. I’d just advise you to think about this. Wouldn’t you like to get out of your hometown? You’re going to leave for college in a few years, so wouldn’t you see a little more of the world first? Give it a trial run?”
“I guess so” he said
“And besides” Mark went on “Tina would love to see you. Seeing you would mean so much to her.”
Ivan scratched his head, thinking about it “Well....” he said “I guess it sounds kinda fun. And it’s not like there’s much to do around here. ”
“So” his father said “What do you say?”
Ivan looked at the ground “C-Can I have some time to think about this?” he asked
“Of course” said his mother
He went back into his room an threw himself onto his bed. He thought about it “Spending the summer with some aunt I forgot I had” he thought “I...maybe I could......well....”
Ivan wasn’t sure of what to do. He had no reason to go, but no reason to refuse either. So he grabbed a quarter off his desk and flipped it in the air. He caught it and put it on the back of his hand
“Heads I stay here” he thought “Tails I go”
He removed his hand and looked at the coin.....
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About an hour later
Tina and Jerry we’re in a furious make out session, rolling around in Tina’s bed until Jerry pulled away to catch his breath.
“I’ve been waiting for this moment since the moment I saw you”
Tina chuckled “I’ll just bet” she said “Now what do you say we get.....
Tina’s phone rang....
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends talk
To my friends talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
“Oh” Tina said “I’ve got a text. Just a minute”
“Taylor Swift?” Jerry said “Really?”
Tina shrugged “I like a little of everything in music”
She reached for her cell phone on the night stand and pressed a few buttons. After reading her text, she squealed with delight
“He agreed!” she said “He agreed! This is wonderful”
“What’s wonderful?” Jerry asked “Who agreed to what now?”
“My nephew Ivan’s coming to stay with me for the summer” she said excitedly “He’s arriving next weekend”
“Seriously?” Jerry said “We’re about to bang and you’re more excited about a visit from some stupid kid?”
“Yes” Tina said “It’s been years since I’ve seen my nephew, so of course I’m excited.”
“I have to get ready” Tina said as she got out of bed and reached for her robe “There’s so much to do. And by the way, you can go home now”
“Well that’s just.....” Jerry stopped “Hang on....what did you say?”
“I said you can go home now” Tina said
Jerry looked shocked “But I thought we were going to....”
“What?” she said “I mean, really. I haven’t seen Ivan in years and I’m looking forward to spending time with him. You don’t honestly expect to insult my nephew and have me reward you with the best night of sex you’ll ever have, do you?
“Oh come on” Jerry said “It’s not like I meant anything by it. And we’ve been planning this night since last week”
Tina shrugged “Well I guess you should’ve thought of that before” she said “But I’m not one to let someone leave empty handed, so let me blow you a kiss”
Tina turned and stuck her ass inches from his face and blasted an enormous fart so foul and strong it blew his hair back and singed the ends of his moustache. He fell out of the bed, gasping for breath.
“Now get out and don’t come back” she said “I have to prepare. There’s so little time and so many things to do”
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Comments: 66
SoniaStrummFan217 [2016-04-25 05:56:56 +0000 UTC]
Ahhh, Ivan did exactly what I do when I can't make a decision. He flipped a coin. It might seem like a silly solution, especially if it's a big decision one is trying to make, but chance is unbiased and has no reservations, so it's the perfect way to make up your mind if you can't do it on your own. Something tells me that fate played a hand in this too.
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syncej [2014-08-27 06:37:00 +0000 UTC]
Interesting story. I kind of like Tina and I hope she has fun ideas for Ivan
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chivalryss [2014-05-07 03:56:51 +0000 UTC]
it's a great story I love it. I hope you create a part 2
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leshawk In reply to chivalryss [2014-05-22 12:16:08 +0000 UTC]
leshawk.deviantart.com/art/Rep… This is part 2
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Mysticsmash [2013-12-20 06:50:15 +0000 UTC]
Nice story and Ivan kind of looks like Sauske from Naruto
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leshawk In reply to Mysticsmash [2013-12-23 04:46:03 +0000 UTC]
Does he? Is it the black hair?
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DanielTheOmega In reply to leshawk [2013-09-22 00:27:32 +0000 UTC]
Yep. Definitely needs Part 2
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leshawk In reply to DanielTheOmega [2013-10-02 10:55:17 +0000 UTC]
Why does the writer take so long?
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Baleyo [2013-08-11 04:42:32 +0000 UTC]
Damn I NEED to see what happens. I wonder if the author could coerced into writing part 2.
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leshawk In reply to Baleyo [2013-08-11 06:26:25 +0000 UTC]
He's doing it, but it's coming along reeeeeal slow-like...
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bakumaster [2013-04-14 03:01:28 +0000 UTC]
You"re artwork and detail in your stories is amazing. Keep up he good work
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leshawk In reply to bakumaster [2013-06-04 13:20:44 +0000 UTC]
I dont write the stories, sorry.
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face-seat In reply to leshawk [2013-03-27 15:44:16 +0000 UTC]
yes, I'm eager for the next parts ^^
How long has it been since you've done a story like this?
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face-seat In reply to leshawk [2013-04-03 23:20:21 +0000 UTC]
Will do when i have the time, you do the art?
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BushidoNumber2 [2013-03-26 03:49:23 +0000 UTC]
Seems like a great series love the characters!
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gwadahunter2222 [2013-03-26 01:30:06 +0000 UTC]
That's an interesting beginning
We can see the two personalities of the main characters which make a very explosive tandem in all the ways
How will Tina help Ivan ? The question that's make you read the next chapters
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leshawk In reply to gwadahunter2222 [2013-03-26 01:54:13 +0000 UTC]
Indeed... I hope to see it soon...
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halohalofailo [2013-03-26 00:56:03 +0000 UTC]
this has an unnerving amount of potential, I like it, it can go into so many different directions.
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Yondaime22 In reply to halohalofailo [2013-03-26 01:01:09 +0000 UTC]
...really?
And here I was afraid that people wouldn't like it as much as datadrain or spikedjoker
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KiddUnderground [2013-03-25 23:21:38 +0000 UTC]
Excellent introduction man! Good to see some new, fresh perspectives kicking up! And a 68-inch "Bouncy bubble butt?!!!" Oh my, have mercy!!!!! *Passes out*
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leshawk In reply to KiddUnderground [2013-03-26 01:55:21 +0000 UTC]
Wake up man!! You gotta live to see it!!
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KiddUnderground In reply to leshawk [2013-03-26 22:46:20 +0000 UTC]
*Jumps up* I'm up!! I'm up!!!
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Yondaime22 [2013-03-25 21:59:08 +0000 UTC]
I'm currently taking ideas and suggestions for chapter 2
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