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The Countess Claire Von Trapp: Vegetarian Vampire

This is an interactive dressup doll I made in 2002. You will need a Kiss viewer (free) to play with it. I recommend using PlayFKiss0.83b to view this doll, it doesn't work on other viewers or versions. You can download one for free from [link]

---------------------- Interview With The Vampire -------------------------

The following extract as well as the author's Addendum were taken from
"Undead Lifestyle No. 45, Vol 3, December/January 2001/2002", with permission
duly obtained from its rightful author and publisher.

* * * * * * * *

INTERVIEW

A Matter of Will-Power:
Vampire Celebrity Shares Diet Secret

The venerable Countess Claire Von Trapp has been
a vampire since Columbus sailed the Oceans blue,
yet she hardly looks a day over three hundred.
Her Rosy Complexion, which has Aroused Sentiments
both of Envy and Admiration among the Countess's
Pale Peers, give Evidence Aplenty that she is
Blessed with an Aura of Good Health. So much so
that to the Casual Observer, if Ill-Informed as
to the Truth of her Vampiric Nature, might perchance
to Mistake the Countess for one of the Living. It
is a Happy Error many are wont to commit these days,
it seems.

You, Dear Reader, whose Burning Sentiment of
Curiousity has no doubt been set Ablaze by the
promise inferred in the preceding paragraph, must
at this very moment be Pondering upon the Nature
of this Secret, which bestows the Miracle of Good
Health and Beauteous Complexion upon the Wise
Bearer and Dutiful Utilizer of its Knowledge.
Peruse on further Dear Reader, and your Kind
Patience will be rewarded by the timely Revelation
of this truly Wondrous Secret.

"It's all about Will-Power and Self-Control,"
reveals the Ever Youthful-Looking Countess, as
she bites into a tomato. "I woke up one night
in the 1960's and suddenly realised that all
this blood I've been gorging on for centuries
was slowly killing me. Sure, the blood may keep
you immortal - for a while. But considering the
large quantities of impurities found in human
blood these days - LSDs, Ice, Hepatitis, HIVs,
sugar, and what have you - its no wonder why so
few vampires survive their hundredth undeathday...
we're practically dropping like flies from this
unhealthy diet. I donated all the blood in my
fridge to the Red Cross and resolved to go veg.
I've never regretted the decision.

"Let it never be said that it was easy keeping
the Hunger at bay. Everything I see, from Tomatoes
and Beetroots to Teletubby Po, reminds me of the
Blood I'm missing. It takes a daily resolve to
ignore the Constant Craving... but the Immense
Benefits of Abstinence are Abundantly Apparent.
Thanks to my vegetarian diet, I'm now healthier
and slimmer than I've been in the past 200 years.
I haven't looked or felt so alive since when I was,
well, alive."

* * * * * * * *

[The Following Is Published In Fine Print]

The Countess Claire has also helped to set up support-
groups across Europe called Haemophages Anonymous (HA),
for vampires who want to quit blood. With the slogan,
"Choose Life, Kick Blood", the group has helped hundreds
of Undead make the switch to a healthier blood-free diet
through group counciling and dispensing invaluable advice
on alternative vegetarian diets.

With the recent release of her motivational self-help
diet plan (book and audio tape format) "Vegetarianism
for Vampires" (available from Amazon.com), Claire's
dietary success story looks to set even more vampires
on the path to a healthier undeath.

Description
The Countess Claire Von Trapp: Vegetarian Vampire

This is an interactive dressup doll I made in 2002. You will need a Kiss viewer (free) to play with it. I recommend using PlayFKiss0.83b to view this doll, it doesn't work on other viewers or versions. You can download one for free from [link]

---------------------- Interview With The Vampire -------------------------

The following extract as well as the author's Addendum were taken from
"Undead Lifestyle No. 45, Vol 3, December/January 2001/2002", with permission
duly obtained from its rightful author and publisher.

* * * * * * * *

INTERVIEW

A Matter of Will-Power:
Vampire Celebrity Shares Diet Secret

The venerable Countess Claire Von Trapp has been
a vampire since Columbus sailed the Oceans blue,
yet she hardly looks a day over three hundred.
Her Rosy Complexion, which has Aroused Sentiments
both of Envy and Admiration among the Countess's
Pale Peers, give Evidence Aplenty that she is
Blessed with an Aura of Good Health. So much so
that to the Casual Observer, if Ill-Informed as
to the Truth of her Vampiric Nature, might perchance
to Mistake the Countess for one of the Living. It
is a Happy Error many are wont to commit these days,
it seems.

You, Dear Reader, whose Burning Sentiment of
Curiousity has no doubt been set Ablaze by the
promise inferred in the preceding paragraph, must
at this very moment be Pondering upon the Nature
of this Secret, which bestows the Miracle of Good
Health and Beauteous Complexion upon the Wise
Bearer and Dutiful Utilizer of its Knowledge.
Peruse on further Dear Reader, and your Kind
Patience will be rewarded by the timely Revelation
of this truly Wondrous Secret.

"It's all about Will-Power and Self-Control,"
reveals the Ever Youthful-Looking Countess, as
she bites into a tomato. "I woke up one night
in the 1960's and suddenly realised that all
this blood I've been gorging on for centuries
was slowly killing me. Sure, the blood may keep
you immortal - for a while. But considering the
large quantities of impurities found in human
blood these days - LSDs, Ice, Hepatitis, HIVs,
sugar, and what have you - its no wonder why so
few vampires survive their hundredth undeathday...
we're practically dropping like flies from this
unhealthy diet. I donated all the blood in my
fridge to the Red Cross and resolved to go veg.
I've never regretted the decision.

"Let it never be said that it was easy keeping
the Hunger at bay. Everything I see, from Tomatoes
and Beetroots to Teletubby Po, reminds me of the
Blood I'm missing. It takes a daily resolve to
ignore the Constant Craving... but the Immense
Benefits of Abstinence are Abundantly Apparent.
Thanks to my vegetarian diet, I'm now healthier
and slimmer than I've been in the past 200 years.
I haven't looked or felt so alive since when I was,
well, alive."

* * * * * * * *

[The Following Is Published In Fine Print]

The Countess Claire has also helped to set up support-
groups across Europe called Haemophages Anonymous (HA),
for vampires who want to quit blood. With the slogan,
"Choose Life, Kick Blood", the group has helped hundreds
of Undead make the switch to a healthier blood-free diet
through group counciling and dispensing invaluable advice
on alternative vegetarian diets.

With the recent release of her motivational self-help
diet plan (book and audio tape format) "Vegetarianism
for Vampires" (available from Amazon.com), Claire's
dietary success story looks to set even more vampires
on the path to a healthier undeath.