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lexbug11 — Why are you so attracted to Margaret?
Published: 2014-03-31 05:05:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 3942; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 4
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This is an old one. I feel like Rigby would say this. I mean, come on. Mordecai and Margaret look almost exactly alike!Related content
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..and this is where rigby gets decked
But great job! I love the crisp outline you have with pen
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I hope one day they may explain it or maybe it will always be a mystery
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Morgan Freeman will explain this...
Morgan Freeman: You see, the thing is - Ever Since Mordecai was a child, he was very much attracted to himself. But whenever he would confess his own love for himself, he would be picked on for being a pansy. The neighbor kids would say, "Look at that little fa*got. Look, look, he loves his own pe*is." So, Mordecai decided that what he needed to do in order to fulfill his fantasies without being called a little fa*got, is find a female version of himself.
So he searched far and wide for a female bird that would be the same hight, weight and color as him. His last command didn't came to be, as Margaret was red. "Close enough" Mordecai still says to this day, while still hiding in his self-loving fa*gy little closet. Fa*gy little closet. Fa*gy little closet.
Thank you.
*Morgan Freeman gains a freckle*
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Oh my god....I'm gonna go die of a heart attack now from laughing... XD!!!!
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> Do not worry. I will always be here when you need me, sitting by my laptop, drinking my coke...answering your questionable thoughts.
Now if you'll excuse me, Taylor Swift is wondering why all man are assholes.
There is much to be done.
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