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As seen from these last various EPs



Harley has just arrived to have Breakfast with the rest of the BatClan

-Excerpt-

Alfred glanced at Cassandra. As she could read body language the most effectively out of them all...

THUMP

"Cass! Cass, you okay?" Stephanie asked, getting out of her chair to check on her collapsed friend. "Hey! HEY! What's going... On..." It clicked in Stephanie's mind... Then Dick's... Then Tim's. Barbara had been smirking from the time Bruce had entered so it wasn't a surprise to her at all.

"What? What?" Damian asked.

"Bruce... Honey? Sorry I'm late..."

The door to the dining room was once again the object of intense scrutiny, as Harley Quinn, dressed in nothing more than one of Bruce's shirts and (hopefully) some underwear... Limped into the dining room and set herself in Bruce's lap. An action he seemed to tolerate.

"So! Glad to meet the whole brat pack at once!" Harley said cheerfully. "Ah... Sorry about making you wait." She grinned, a radiant glow coming off her skin. "I had a little trouble gettin' out of bed~."

"... I think I brained just now without a... Something," Stephanie managed, as Barbara howled in laughter and Damian slammed his forehead into the table.

Dick, as most children did when confronted with their parents' sex lives, plugged his ears with his fingers and began muttering "It's Popeye the Sailor Man" over and over again. Tim's jaw had met the top of the table and didn't seem to want to leave it.

And Stephanie, managing to put her marbles back together (hey, he wasn't her father figure) thoughtfully removed anything sharp from Damian's vicinity.

Bruce observed their reactions with a flat look, and glanced over at Alfred.

"Now that was just cruel."

"They'll accept it as something good and natural in due time."

"Natural?"

"... More time for that, sir."


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Comments: 27

LittLemissinsanity12 [2013-11-16 15:23:10 +0000 UTC]

This is my life

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CoolestNinja1242 [2013-09-06 20:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Dick's reaction is the best

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lexikimble In reply to CoolestNinja1242 [2013-09-06 22:14:11 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? From Dick's POV, it's like seeing your parents making out, and I'm sure Damian's not to keen on this either.

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CoolestNinja1242 In reply to lexikimble [2013-09-07 02:01:29 +0000 UTC]

No not at all

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Lpsalsaman [2013-04-08 12:19:07 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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MightyMorphinPower4 [2013-02-16 20:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol very funny one here

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RWG95 [2012-07-23 11:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Dick's reaction's the best.

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kclcmdr In reply to RWG95 [2015-04-26 18:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Next one

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vayne1aurelius [2012-06-01 03:02:13 +0000 UTC]

that is one awkward family moment.

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MasterXellos [2012-05-30 00:40:18 +0000 UTC]

I think Dick is in denial!

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Wolfie714 [2012-05-29 16:41:04 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahahaaaaaaa fantastic reactions XD They look cute :3

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What-the-Gaff [2012-05-27 15:41:18 +0000 UTC]

She could use a healthier relationship.

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Darth-Chaltab [2012-05-27 14:21:48 +0000 UTC]

Wait, Alfred is okay with this?

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kclcmdr In reply to Darth-Chaltab [2012-05-27 14:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Anything that makes Bruce lighten up and less obsessively OCD and become slightly more mellow is good for the morale of the Batclan and for Bruce himself...

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Darth-Chaltab In reply to kclcmdr [2012-05-27 17:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Sure, but Harley is a murderer and very unstable. I don't think Bruce would be emotionally capable of letting that go; thus if Alfred were to see this, he'd be thinking either mind control or that Bruce had completely lost it.

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kclcmdr In reply to Darth-Chaltab [2012-05-27 22:41:01 +0000 UTC]

I believe that Cass came to the BatClan already an Assassin and was rehabilitated by Bruce & Co. in OTL canon...

Jason in the Storythread had went nutso and it took Harley to evaluate and use her psychological skills to revert Jason back to almost normal Jason ...

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Darth-Chaltab In reply to kclcmdr [2012-05-27 23:50:01 +0000 UTC]

OTL?

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kclcmdr In reply to Darth-Chaltab [2012-05-28 00:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Original Time Line

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AJTalon [2012-05-27 07:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic work Lexi. Such gorgeous brain breaking!

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FanArtFantast [2012-05-27 04:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Aaaah, the snapping of young impressionable minds.

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Phht [2012-05-26 23:40:38 +0000 UTC]

Cass's face is the best.

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kclcmdr In reply to Phht [2012-05-27 00:03:42 +0000 UTC]

I concur..

Next to Harley's contended smiles & signs...

Cass reads everybody's body language and got it spots on...

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riverine69 [2012-05-26 23:34:12 +0000 UTC]

Gawd, these last two were hilarious!

First Cass faceplants into her oatmeal, then Robin. And then Dick with his "Neenah,neenah,neenah" Popeye routine. This is not going over well with the Bat Family. Bruce seems to be accepting it, Harley is the basic ditz she's always been, and thank God Alfred is the voice of reason throughout!

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Nomad55 [2012-05-26 21:53:58 +0000 UTC]

lol I love these

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raider37343 [2012-05-26 17:46:42 +0000 UTC]

don't mean anything critical by mentioning it but robin seems a little disproportionate

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lexikimble In reply to raider37343 [2012-05-26 17:52:46 +0000 UTC]

yeah, not really that adept at drawing 10 year old kids. Definitely on the list of things I have to work on.

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kclcmdr [2012-05-26 16:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, MiLady Jaggyd / AlexiKimble

Harley calms the dour savage beast within Sir Bruce
While the Batclan kiddos goes into shock...

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