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Published: 2012-11-10 19:15:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 16112; Favourites: 220; Downloads: 249
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Ms. Stephanie Brown just survived the Ninjas attacking her outfit, tho her outfit is now shredded wheat.
Now Ms. Talia has wheeled her son, Damian, in a wheelchair and has demanded that she check the mobile kitchen and feel him properly without poisoning him.

Steph signs while Damian Growls and glares at her mother for the indignities of it all...

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"Okay," Stephanie said, carrying the tray with a covered plate out to Damian. "Okay, all done."
"Very well," Talia said. She reached over and yanked the duct tape gag off of Damian's mouth. Her son winced behind his mask and gave Talia a Batman-level deathglare.
"You... You...!"

"Yes, me," Talia said calmly. "Now then Brown. What have you prepared for Damian?"
Well... Here goes nothing, Stephanie thought. She set it down on the small table in front of Damian, sighed, and placed her hand on the dish cover.
"Allow me to present to you, Damian's favorite food," she said with just a hint of drama. She pulled the cover off.

"... Grilled cheese sandwiches," Talia said flatly. Damian's cheeks burned bright red and he looked away.
"Come on Damian, no time to be snooty," Stephanie said consolingly. She picked up a slice and held it up to Damian's face. "Come on! Here comes the choo choo!"
"I will kill you slowly for this Brown," Damian gritted out.

"I love you too honey," Stephanie replied dryly. "Now eat or I'll kiss you and give you cooties."
"There's no such-!" Damian tried, but it gave Steph enough time to pop the sandwich into Damian's mouth. The Boy Wonder's eyes widened, and he chewed the food slowly. At Talia's intense look he swallowed, and glared at Stephanie.
"... I bet the poison would improve the taste," he growled.

"Kiddo, if you were my husband poison would be the last thing on my mind to kill you with," Stephanie said with a dark grin. "I can get a whole lot more creative."
"Well done again, Brown," Talia said softly.
"For my food or repartee?" Stephanie quipped.

"Child bearing hips, actually, but those were adequate," Talia said wryly. Stephanie blushed and held her hands over her bare hips. "I believe this is enough testing for one night. We will resume soon." She gave Stephanie a nod. "Until next time." She dropped a smoke bomb, as did the rest of the ninjas, and they vanished along with their kitchen.

--End Excerpt--

Damian is totally annoyed and embarrassed as Steph continues to feed him both the Grill Cheese Sandwish and her figure showing thur her shredded outfit...


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Comments: 12

mrenderkid [2017-10-14 02:30:07 +0000 UTC]

(Slowly points gun to head)

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rivalxl02 [2017-05-06 22:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Why did she do this to him?

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sharkdasher [2017-05-04 20:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Wuts going on here

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ParadoxalOrder [2013-04-24 07:51:03 +0000 UTC]

These cheer me up in such ways of impish nature

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Shioroi [2012-11-11 11:53:54 +0000 UTC]

"...chew!"

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toxickiller678 [2012-11-11 00:51:15 +0000 UTC]

you say stop staring but who wouldnt stare at that

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ArteDigitalSA [2012-11-10 22:06:44 +0000 UTC]

funny. Check my art!!

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Kouhei-Son [2012-11-10 21:04:34 +0000 UTC]

so ur are a damian and stephanie pairer? idk couse im out of my mind right now. but nice work

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lexikimble In reply to Kouhei-Son [2012-11-10 21:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Actually no. I'm a Steph and Cass shipper. This is just a commission I did.

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Kouhei-Son In reply to lexikimble [2012-11-10 21:51:09 +0000 UTC]

should have known better. either way nice work

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LuisManuel316 [2012-11-10 20:11:14 +0000 UTC]

Great Work! You guys come up with the best fan fics.

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kclcmdr [2012-11-10 19:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks again, Jaggyd.

Damian is tongue-tied and eating well.......

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