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What's the fastest way to get yourself killed in the Artemis Fowl universe? Start hitting on Holly Short.Poor Orion doesn't know any better.
Spoilers for the latest Artemis Fowl book
In case you don't know, in the latest book in the Artemis Fowl series, Artemis becomes mentally ill and develops a second personality which is named Orion. Orion has all of Artemis' memories and passions, but none of his boorishness (or cunning and intelligence).
Orion has a massive crush on Holly Short (feelings that he says Artemis shares) but he is much more vocal about expressing his love.
This is an actual Orion-quote from the book. The little chibi is Artemis. Artemis is able to observe what his other personality is doing when he is in control, but can't stop him. So Artemis is forced to sit back in horror as Orion continues to profess his love for Holly.
At the end of the book, Artemis is still not cured of his mental illness, so we'll have to see what becomes of Orion Fowl in the eighth (and last) book.
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Artemis Fowl/Orion Fowl (c) Eoin Colfer
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A faster way to get killed would be not complementing Opal Koboi on her new boots (as seen in the time paradox).
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I LUV that line! And Artemis in the background is HILAROUS! XD So... IS there going to be an eighth book?
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Yes. It's called "Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian" and it should be out some time this year.
[link]
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Thx for putting the link there. Now I have three books to wait for. The Demigod diaries, The Mark of Athena, and now The Last Gaurdian! XD Thx!
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Lulz, I bet if he could Artemis would be chasing Orion in his mind with a flail or something.
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