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Published: 2011-02-12 22:35:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 14597; Favourites: 335; Downloads: 0
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Diana want a proper V-Day date.Diana get.
To hell with Gotham.
Just my little entry thing for the DC couples Valentine's Day contest... I figured that's what Batsy's gonna be doing on V-Day, and if Diana wants a date, she'll have to drag him out of the cave herself.
Batman, Wonder Woman, Joker, Harley, Riddler, Clayface, Poison Ivy, Penguin (c) DC Comics
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Nightwing: And then what?
Red Hood: Well, the police officer goes "Bloody Hell!" And I say "Yeah, bloody hell, bollocks, and Bob's your uncle. Now back the Hell up 20 feet! I can't keep this thing trained on you and diffuse the bomb at the same time!"
Nightwing: Dang, and he let you get away with it?
Red Hood: Well, I tossed the bomb over the side of the bridge.
Nightwing: WHAT?!
Red Hood: Hey, I checked for boats.
Nightwing: Is that really any-*hears creaking*
Red Hood: The hell is-*sees Wonder Woman dragging Batman who is still clinging to his chair out the front door*
Nightwing: ...
Red Hood: ...Mortal Kombat on the Batcomputer?
Nightwing: Oh yeah.
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Batman: B-But I didn't get to save my game!
Wonder Woman: You'll get to save and play it again AFTER our date!
Batman: Why didn't I ever listen to Alfred?
Alfred: Because you were being to stubborn, sir.
XD
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Knowing Diana, she's likely to drag him on a double date with Joker and Harley, just so that Bruce doesn't want to see them again... at least for a while.
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Yeah I'd so love to see that, would be so much fun 
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Harley and Diana discussing like two civilized persons, while Batman and Joker would be either sulking or trying to put a prank on each other.
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LOL just don't order the fish
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LoL! Now that I try to picture the scene in my head. Batman, Wonder Woman, Harlequin and Joker sitting at the same table in a high class restaurant... Oh my God! 0_0
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Diana? Give Batsy the credit for trying... sorry but crimefighting's gonna have to wait
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LOL and she ain't even breaking a sweat.
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Ffft, she'll probably coerce Bruce into letting go of the chair somehow. She'll probably make some remark about how she doesn't want to break his ankle, and he'd protest that he's had worse, and then she'll probably threaten to get Alfred onto his case!
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But think about the poor chair, being a third wheel and all. 
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Umm, that's a bit sick, but I think she is just going to tie him up, she has the lasso and is maybe annoyed from his stubborness...
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Heeheehee~ Oh that poor chair! FOREVER ALONE.
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Who will win? The strong Amazon or the Stubborn Knight?
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Diana defently! Bats can't hold onto that chair for long! He was probably playing Mortal Combat and frogot to save his game and wanted to get to the next level after he saved it! XD
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I'm rooting for Diana LOL
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duh she's got super strength and could kick batman's but any time!!
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Joker's always got Bats' attention.
Does it bother that he prefers Joker over you Diana?
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I can't take credit for that line. Luthor asked Joker once "Does it bother you that Batman prefers Catwoman over you?". I hate Luthor but he elevated himself a bit with that comment.
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Guess that's why Joker keeps going above and beyond to try to get Batsy's attention?
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Duh! I'm suprised no one else remembers that quote! Joker practically tore Luthor's arms off for it!
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I love this deviation. It's so cute, and YES WONDER WOMAN, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!
Great job.
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I've always thought Batman was the kind of man you would have to force yourself on.
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Only the women he cares about
Thanks for faving
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Well, i mean, you know Bruce likes assertive women.
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Cuz that way he can play out his issues and reject them and still know they're gonna stick around and put him in his place.
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He's just such a sad guy on the inside. He really needs to find that 'one' that can actually make him laugh.Does such a woman actually exist?!
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Batman... laugh...? Scary thought LOL
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If they did run into Joker & Harley, It'd kinda be like a double-date
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I know, right. Imagine how awkward dinner would be.
Joker: So...how's Robin?
Batman: You mean the one that you beat with a crowbar and blasted to Hell?
Joker: Yeah, that one.
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When it comes to leaving the cave for some'in other then saving gotham Batman is like a disobdient child isn't he.
relly good job you can batman shouting NO!!!!!!!
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Thanks
LOL yeah he'd rather dwell in his cave and brood all day
Thanks for faving
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Only Diana's super-strength can tear him away from work.
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