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LilChaosCoyote — Coyote's Code: Cliffs
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The Coyote Code: Law 34859: Paragraph B: Section A: Cliffs"I ....don't think I want to do this. "Chaos whimpered meekly, peering off the side of the cliff while Pandora rolled her eyes with a huff.
"Suck it up. You're a coyote. The sooner you get this over with, the better. It's part of the coyote code you know." She explained with her arms crossed and a sage sarcastic nod punctuating her words.
Chaos glared quietly at his two siblings, whom had not only forcefully tore him away from his super Pretendo Video games, but strapped him to the car and drove out to the desert, but were now trying to get him to walk off the side of a cliff.
"You keep quoting that. I don't think it actually exists." The youngest coyote quipped while Calamity rolled his eyes and held up a picket sign.
[It does. Step off the side of the cliff.] The boy huffed. Chaos peered nervously over the dusty cliff face again and took a sheepish step back, shaking his head with his paws outstretched.
"Nope. Nope. Not happening. I'm not going to walk off a cliff." He growled. Pandora huffed and stepped forward, giving him a forceful shove back towards the cliff.
"Look. We ALL have to do it at one time or another. It's best to do it while your young, and...you know...springy. We're TRYING to help you Chaos. "Pandora growled. Chaos stared at her.
"You're TRYING to push me off a cliff." He snapped. Calamity marched up to his younger brother, and pointed to the cliff with a set of narrowed eyes.
[I've fallen off higher cliff's then THIS.] Read his picket sign.
"That's because you're an idiot." Grumbled Chaos.
"What kind of Coyote are you, if you haven't fallen off your first cliff yet?!" Pandora snapped.
"A SMART ONE!" Chaos growled, tossing the two of them a sharp finger and marching back towards the car.
"And off ya go!" Said Pandora, as she grasped the scruff of the puppy's neck and twisted him around towards the cliff face with a sharp toss. Chaos screamed, and flailed his arms, wildly trying to grab whatever he could- which happened to be Calamity's tail.
[ACK! LEGGO!] Calamity's picket sign read before he tossed it aside, flailing wildly as he was pulled by his brother's weight off the cliff face. Calamity soon discovered, however, his body was tangled in Pandora's as was Chaos' the three of them stumbling around the edge of the cliff.
"I SWEAR IF WE FALL I'M GONNA KILL YOU TWO!" Chaos snarled, while Pandora teetered forward, tripped on Calamity's tail, and pitched off the side of the cliff- followed by her siblings...
Ten seconds later we have something drawn by Ishoka And requested by Foxlover91 XD
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Comments: 12
Goodio!
That was an awesome and funny story about the Coyote Code! Also, are they're from Arizona?
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If not, then ok, so anyways, See YA!
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Ahhh Kids these days. And that fall was slighty sloppy by my standards.
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S, sorry, sir...mmmph...I...Uh...d, do you want me to do it again? *Whimper*
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Hmmm. Though I'm not please with your performance, I shall let this incident slide this one time. However, I request to see your sister Pandora and Calamity into my office. To make up for your sloppyness, I am going to assisgn you the task of chasing my best friend, and attempt to capture him. I warn you, though. He is quite difficult to catch. Go to his office and explain the Situation. His office is in the PE longue in the looniversity.
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You know what they say, "Look before you leap!".........
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