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Jazz-The-Cabbit [2014-06-26 20:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Didn't you asked yourself : " Who the hell is Alucard ?! And why this Girlycard Form ?! "

-> "There's never any meaning in the form that I take."   ( Hellsing, Volume 9 )
-> "You must find it entertaining, I can change my shape into anything. The particular form I take... it means nothing to me." ( Hellsing, The Dawn... Chapter 5 )

So ? Don't you understand ?
Don't you see the truth ?! Well, here it is...

Ladies and Gentlemen...  ... ... Let me introduce you...  ... ... The King of the Trolls ! (*____* )

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Acidpond [2014-03-01 21:25:18 +0000 UTC]

I personally I think that girlycard is really just a lover Alucard had a one time and she died and to preserve her memories by drinking her and making her a familiar

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breathoffire3rei [2013-12-29 07:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah weird shit happens in the early AM

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jch15jch15 [2013-03-28 10:09:42 +0000 UTC]

What does PMSing mean?

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Carlos1225 [2012-09-20 21:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Girlycard is adorable, even if she is stabbing me...Multiple times...I'll...I'll be right back...

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cheesexxmistress [2012-08-06 23:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Ladies and gentleman I present the TRUE A-BOMB

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N008ITH [2012-05-21 19:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Well we're boned.

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pivotfighter [2012-05-16 19:21:32 +0000 UTC]

Alucard + PMSING + Casull And Jackel= RUN PIP AND WALTER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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team-odd [2012-05-14 00:04:19 +0000 UTC]

girlycard + pmsing + looking for an outfit to were = "I SAID DOES THIS F***ING LOOK GOOD OR DO I LOOK FAT?!"

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KitcheVadimas [2012-05-05 13:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Girlycard, Integra, and Seras bleed on the same week. All men are officially FUCKED.

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DeseretKitsune [2012-02-12 00:33:22 +0000 UTC]

That's it were all screwed.

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MoonlightXdensetsu [2012-01-25 03:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Alucard + murderloli = we're doomed XD

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Namuamazing [2011-12-31 09:28:26 +0000 UTC]

Alucard + Me taking Casual and Jackal + PMSing = The Rapture

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grelllady [2011-12-12 19:15:31 +0000 UTC]

aaaw she's so *gets stabbed* X_X

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Dbgtinfinite [2011-11-13 03:20:30 +0000 UTC]

We could run... but its useless SHE"LL KILL US ALL NO MATTER WHAT WE DO!!!! We're so screwed that we must take our deaths like the humans we are.

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Graceful-Kuja [2011-07-06 01:57:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh my jeebus. Hide!

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Sly-the-Cat [2011-06-07 02:15:10 +0000 UTC]

.... BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-shot by girlycard-

Oh well, at least it was worth the laugh. xD

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allen-mikk [2010-11-14 16:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Hellsing soldier 1: RUN!!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!
Soldier 2: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS!!
Girlycard: Oh boys~ COME BACK HERE SO I CAN BLOW YOUR F*@#ING PE$!@S OFF!
Integra: *sigh* Thats what you get for eating his chocolate and bloody chunks ice cream.

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walterfan1 [2010-11-12 03:14:13 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD!!!!!! everyone run for your lives!!!!

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YesITookMyMedsToday [2010-11-03 01:36:23 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!!

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Adanks [2010-10-17 03:35:02 +0000 UTC]

F@#K! WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!

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DeadMenace [2010-09-18 15:44:32 +0000 UTC]

omg This inspires fanart! Thank you for the kick ass idea.

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Ebil-Rainbow-Ducky [2010-08-03 22:20:56 +0000 UTC]

Pahahah XD
Good god xD

I can imagine it now XD
Girlycard: SOMEONE GET ME SOME FUCKING CAKE D8
Walter: Er... I don't think you can eat ca-
Girlycard: NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME D8 WHY DO I HAVE TO SLEEP IN SOME SKANKY OLD BASEMENT.
Walter:...I though you liked your basement?
GirlycardH, SO JUST BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE, MAKES ME SOME FREAK GOTH SKANK WHO LIKES SPENDING TIME IN FILTHY DUNGEONS.
Integra: Alucard, shut up. Just get some bloody pills. Every woman in existance handles this without this much trouble.
Girlycard:...D:

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zimsniper [2010-07-17 07:43:00 +0000 UTC]

Girlycard's PMSing...BRICKS. WILL. BE. SHAT! I wonder, who's the worst? Blood Seras, Girlycard, or Teggy? All three could cause mass destruction, we can only pray to never find out I guess.

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