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edit: holy fuck what. this was featured on Reddit frontpage hsghlkfdsjls [link]edit 2: haha people keep posting this everywhere. did i just win the internet? [link]
edit 3: MORE: [link]
edit 4: oh god now it's in memebase too [link] (i hate how they put their watermark on things they don't own)
Portal and Half Life (C) Valve
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PikaboyMOD2 [2023-05-27 03:01:15 +0000 UTC]
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elasistente [2022-12-11 10:49:34 +0000 UTC]
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iloveheadcrab [2020-02-17 14:02:26 +0000 UTC]
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A-Talking-Tree-Stump [2019-04-11 20:23:50 +0000 UTC]
Well at least you were wise enough to put your signature in
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Jakered3 [2015-12-28 02:50:02 +0000 UTC]
I Think You'd Get More Conversation From Talking To Link.
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masterofsteam [2014-10-07 08:30:01 +0000 UTC]
Chell chooses not to talk just to annoy GLaDOS and the other AIs.
Gordon just doesn't say anything.
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bitsincorporated In reply to masterofsteam [2014-10-24 11:20:26 +0000 UTC]
probably they were trying to figure out wtf is going on,since both of them are normal persons who ended up in an extremely bizarre(and dangerous) situation,or maybe they were just scared,who kows?
GLaDOS:"blahblhablahblahblahcakeblahblhablahblahblahscienceblahblhablahblahblah"
chell(in her mind):"what the fuck is going on here?maybe if i just stay quiet this bitch will shut up"
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LeBluecat [2014-06-24 04:05:45 +0000 UTC]
I remember when I first saw this... Ahh yess.
I had just finished Portal 2 when I noticed that neither Chell or Gordon talk, and are apparently mute.
Was always puzzling really, because, knowing a mute person, they don't make much grunting or background noise.
But Chell and Gordon utter random noises in the games sometimes, mainly when hurt, and it's mostly ragged breathing. Meh.
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GokuMartin [2014-06-12 12:42:09 +0000 UTC]
They fall in love.
They get married.
Nine months later, the human Vinyl Scratch is born.
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remusyoshi In reply to GokuMartin [2014-09-26 09:31:14 +0000 UTC]
No slenderman is born.
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GokuMartin In reply to remusyoshi [2015-03-07 23:18:26 +0000 UTC]
Human Vinyl Scratch: You think I'm Slenderman? What did I ever do to you? Or you just hate DJs in general? Are you related to Adagio Dazzle?
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FritzGuyNegative900 [2013-10-19 06:25:26 +0000 UTC]
I feel competitivenessΒ in the area.
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tinyqueen007 [2013-06-19 00:36:40 +0000 UTC]
someone have been stolen your art work [link]
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imafiringmylaser [2013-05-18 11:57:15 +0000 UTC]
their looks on the bottom half is just priceless
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Shiny-Yoshi [2012-12-31 06:45:26 +0000 UTC]
WORRY NOT GUYS!
Link will make the introductions!
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TkillatheGanonFan In reply to Shiny-Yoshi [2013-03-02 00:00:25 +0000 UTC]
You deserve a medal for that comment.
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GusCanterbury [2012-11-16 01:46:14 +0000 UTC]
As I we saw in "Coll Hand Luke"...
What we've got here is failure to communicate
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thekilershark223 [2012-10-11 05:40:20 +0000 UTC]
you know some think that chell is gordons daughter
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TheLoneWolfer [2012-09-10 22:14:34 +0000 UTC]
A failure to communicate. LOL! HILARIOUS!
But still have to admit, it would be killer if they made a Half Life/Portal game. A co-op game where one player plays as Chell with the Portal gun and one person plays as Freeman with the Grav gun.
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coromd In reply to TheLoneWolfer [2013-02-28 22:19:12 +0000 UTC]
I think this could actually be done if the Synergy dev team can manage to make the Portal Gun from Portal appear in-game.
Just 2 simple facts:
1) Portal 1 has all of the HL2 weapons, and medkits/medvials/crates/physics/etc, but I cannot get the flashlight to turn on.
2) It's a Source engine game, so I don't see why the server host can't just start Portal 1 and start a server through the console, then the other player joins using the connect command in the console.
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thekilershark223 In reply to TheLoneWolfer [2012-10-11 05:38:58 +0000 UTC]
next half life and portal gama
half life 3=gordon and chell team up to fight the neverending assult from the covonet and alix helps her dad make a alien nuke
ortal 3=chell and gordon to take down glados again but with guns
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coromd In reply to thekilershark223 [2013-02-28 22:15:44 +0000 UTC]
An Alien nuke?! Why kill the Vorts?! The Vorts help us.
Defeat GLaDOS again? In Portal 2 we put her back!
thekilershark223 do some research before posting such a stupid idea.
BTW:
There is no "covonet"
There is no Alix in ANY Valve game.
Eli Vance was killed by an Advisor in HL2:E2.
Only some of the Combine are aliens, a lot of them are humans who have joined them, that's why the Combine speak perfect English, and that's also how Barney got in.
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thekilershark223 In reply to coromd [2013-03-01 05:16:28 +0000 UTC]
i got mixed up with halo a bit but dude alyx vance get you facts straight .also the vortigaunts have the ability to transport themselfs by a pocket dimesion.and for glados I KNOW THAT DUDE I PLAYED THE CAMPAINGN so umm i know that glados will keep being revoived and gordon+prtal gun=badass
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coromd In reply to thekilershark223 [2013-03-01 22:07:43 +0000 UTC]
Get my facts straight? Are you sure you aren't trying to tell your facts to straighten themselves?
THERE IS NO "Alix" IN ANY VALVE GAME.
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thekilershark223 In reply to coromd [2013-03-29 04:08:01 +0000 UTC]
hey man i have proof of Alyx and dude i do constant reserch
[link]
so ya umm if i were you i would eat your words and go sit in a corner
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coromd In reply to thekilershark223 [2013-04-13 03:01:10 +0000 UTC]
Nope. There never has been an Alix in any Valve game and probably never will be. If there ever is it will probably be a new Dystopia character, and Dystopia isn't even a game made by Valve, it's a mod.
A) Learn to spell
B) "Learn to grammar"
C) Learn to comprehend what a message is saying.
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MuiMuiKitty23 [2012-09-02 21:07:16 +0000 UTC]
lol there like ummmm......... fail XD awsome pic tho :3
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