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THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY HALF-FINISHED PILE FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS AND ITS FINALLY FINISHED AHHHHH

I have this headcanon that, to alleviate boredom at an awful ball one night during the Sneer, Vetinari and Margolotta got hold of a bottle of Scumble and had a challenge where they had to spike each others' drinks without the other noticing. They were both successful, and woke up the next morning in bed, fully dressed in each others' clothes, with the only clue to what happened being this photo that they found in Margolotta's bag. Surviving an evening of Scumble-related activities also explains how he was able to cope with so much drink and barely react in Unseen Academcials

(Vetinari's just there like OH GODS SO DRUNK and Margolotta's noticed the cameraman and is on the verge of realising that its going to reduce her to a pile of ashes...)

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THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY HALF-FINISHED PILE FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS AND ITS FINALLY FINISHED AHHHHH

I have this headcanon that, to alleviate boredom at an awful ball one night during the Sneer, Vetinari and Margolotta got hold of a bottle of Scumble and had a challenge where they had to spike each others' drinks without the other noticing. They were both successful, and woke up the next morning in bed, fully dressed in each others' clothes, with the only clue to what happened being this photo that they found in Margolotta's bag. Surviving an evening of Scumble-related activities also explains how he was able to cope with so much drink and barely react in Unseen Academcials

(Vetinari's just there like OH GODS SO DRUNK and Margolotta's noticed the cameraman and is on the verge of realising that its going to reduce her to a pile of ashes...)