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DITTO! The master of secks itself!

Ditto is known for its ability to transform into any other Pokemon! While this sounds like this would make it a versatile and formidable monster on the battlefield... nah, not really. Speed is everything in the Pokemon metagame, and wasting a turn to transform into a copy of your opponent (with vastly inferior stats at that) is a huge waste of time!
While Ditto ain't much of a fighter, it is certainly more of a lover... let's just say, being able to transform into any Pokemon has its uses in the bedroom, so to speak... or rather, the Pokemon breeding centre. (They never tell you what goes on in there, and trust me kids, you don't wanna know...) It can even have se... I mean, "breed", with Pokes who can't reproduce otherwise. For being the most effective breeder of all, Ditto is a highly sought out Pokemon indeed.

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Description
DITTO! The master of secks itself!

Ditto is known for its ability to transform into any other Pokemon! While this sounds like this would make it a versatile and formidable monster on the battlefield... nah, not really. Speed is everything in the Pokemon metagame, and wasting a turn to transform into a copy of your opponent (with vastly inferior stats at that) is a huge waste of time!
While Ditto ain't much of a fighter, it is certainly more of a lover... let's just say, being able to transform into any Pokemon has its uses in the bedroom, so to speak... or rather, the Pokemon breeding centre. (They never tell you what goes on in there, and trust me kids, you don't wanna know...) It can even have se... I mean, "breed", with Pokes who can't reproduce otherwise. For being the most effective breeder of all, Ditto is a highly sought out Pokemon indeed.

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Check out my NEWGROUNDS for the exclusive ALTs: www.newgrounds.com/art/view/li…