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LogtheFUCKout — OAO 1: Why run when you can SLED? (read desc)
Published: 2021-09-13 22:15:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1425; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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(Literature because I want to. Also profanity warning.)
“Oh, shit shit shoot.”
Gluey was miles behind everyone, who had a major lead.
“Goddammit! This is why I hate competition shows. I wish Pail never signed me up for this.”
A walkie-talkie then manifests from thin air. It then just sits in the sky defying gravity.
“What the-”
“NO NEED TO FEAR GLUEY! Your mentor and guide Pail is here!”
“What the- Pail? How the hell did you-?”
“Oh yeah, the floating walkie-talkie. Well, let's just say I had some help from my friend Spectrum!”
“Let me go you insolent fool! I will TEAR YOU BIT BY BIT AND LEAVE YOU FOR THE BIR-”
“SHUT, YOUR FILTHY MOUTH.”
The walkie-talkie remained silent.
“Pail?”
“Ok, I'm back! Anyways, Since I know everything about OAO (well almost), I'll help you out until you're ready to go on your own! Which will be never, anyways. Lemme manifest a sled with rocket engines for you.”
“A what no-"
Before Gluey could finish, a sled with very specifically placed engines spawned.
“Oh cool, now I can-"
“RAWR.”
The beast was quickly catching up to Gluey since he was left behind by the group.
“OH, LORD-"
He quickly jumped on the sled, the sled then zoomed off, with Gluey desperately trying to stay on.
“Oh yeah, that's Robert btw. He was blue last season though… wonder what happened. He's also with Chingling! Don't know her though. Anyways, Robert was the second placer last season, so we should sabotage him.”
“UH, OKAY?”
Gluey cupped his hands into the snow and formed a snowball - that he somehow did at immense speed, - and threw it at Robert.
“ACK-”
Robert fell face-first into the snow.
“HAHA! Take that stupid furry!”
“Okay. I was gonna summon a knife but that works too. Oh, look short 3d Ballz Guy! And some candy box. Also, 3D ballz died during the explosion that destroyed the island and became that pink ball, Carter! They place 4th, so they're a threat. However, I'll get rid of them for you!”
An anvil falls with exact precision on Candy Seller.
“HAHA. TAKE THAT BITCH!”
“Candy Seller! I'll avenge you- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Carter was then eaten by the beast.
“WHAT THE FUCK- CAN THIS THING GO ANY FASTER?”
“UH YEAH SURE-"
They are zooming now.
“THATSMAYA.GOTNERFEDLASTSEASON.ISTHATFUCKINGCANCERSAND?MYGODWHATHAPPENED?THATSFISHTHEYDIDNOTHINGLASTSEASON,NOTATHREAT.THATSTNT,THEYPLACED12TH.THEYHAVETNTBALLSSOWATCHYOURBACK.THATSYELLOWMOON.PLACED5TH.THREAT.”
Yellow Moon then explodes.
“WHAT THE-" Rainbow Square shrieked.
“THAT'SRAINBOWSQUARE.ILLGETRIDOFHIMTOO.”
“Please don't,” Gluey asked.
Rainbow Square was then vaporized.
“THIRD PLACER, ELIMINATED.”
“You know Pail if you know so much about this show, WHY ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF ME?”
“Because I wanted you to have some fun. Sitting in your house all day is probably boring for you.”
“YOU CONSIDER THIS AN ALTERNATIVE?”
“Shush! We're almost there anyway! Come on.”
“PAIL WHEN THIS CHALLENGE ENDS, I'M ASKING SALMONID EGG IF I CAN QUIT.”
“If you quit I'll sell your house and keep the money.”
“WH- WHY?????”
“Just finish dude. You're in the lead anyway.
Never mind we're here.”
Salmonid Egg then rushes over to Gluey.
“Wow, congratulations! You made it here before me Glu- why is the floating walkie-talkie here.”
Gluey quickly grasped the walkie-talkie and hid it behind his back (idiot).
“Walkie Talkie? What Walkie Talkie?”
“The one behind your back.”
“Hey what's that?”
“What's what?”
Salmonid Egg turned around as Gluey threw the walkie-talkie into a nearby snow pile.
“I don't see anything.”
Gluey is now holding up his hands.
“Oh really, I thought I saw something… Anyways, see, I got no walkie-talkie.”
“Okay then. Bye.”
Gluey let off a relieved sigh, then the walkie talkie manifested by Gluey again.
“Smart thinking Gluey! Anyways, let's get moving before anyone sees us.”
“Yeah yeah, whatever. Are you gonna revive those guys you killed?”
“Nahhhhhh… They'll just magically reappear in the next episode.”
“How- How does that even work?”
“Don't know, don't care. Let's just go.”
End!!!
~ Credits ~
Gluey and Pail belong to me.
Robert belongs to :iconKingWonkyBunny:
Carter \ 3D Ballz Character belongs to :iconSuperCarlosArtist:
TNT belongs to :iconTOXICPug1008:
Fish belongs to :iconVineyTroc:
Yellow Moon belongs to :iconsushiwithsomechicken:
Maya belongs to :iconKingKai808x:
Cancer Popsicle belongs to :iconMintTheCancerLover:
Chime (small mention) belongs to :iconShiroDraws:
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