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Be the broad beauty.

You can definitely do that. In fact you wouldn't want to be anything else!

Tell us about yourself.

Your name is Veronica Sergent, and quite frankly you don't like to talk about yourself.
Not personally at least. You LOVE to boast about yourself to others; however you do not
care to talk about your personal life with others. Of course talking to yourself would
make you crazy and you would be sent to an asylum, and then your story would be over.

So for now you'll just present your name.

It is currently the middle of winter, and the snow has started to fall. It leaves a crisp
layer of snow everywhere, and if you were more romantic you would try to drag you mate
out with you for a walk like all the other couples that you see. However cliché romances
like that are stupid to you. You also do not currently have a mate, and you are just
walking over to the HaHa-Torium.

You can't remember how many times you've tried to convince John to change the store's
name.

You look inside the shop through its glass windows and notice that business is booming
today. John's business has in fact been booming ever since he took your advice. Taking
your advice is always a good idea because like you told John, you have all of the advice,
allllllll of it.

The door moves at the push of your hand, and the bell dings calling attention to your
entrance. John looks up from his cash register and gives you a desperate smile. He's
trying to juggle twenty or so impatient customers and is having no luck. He holds up a
finger to you requesting that you wait. John then leaves his cash register to point out
an item to a shopper or something different altogether, but quite frankly you DON'T CARE.

John is making you wait and nobody makes you wait! You are going to have to lecture him
on the consequences of making you wait, but you take a deep breath and decide to help him
like you always do. Because you pity that poor sap.

You have a serious problem with pitying that fool.

Be the stressful owner.

You would rather not be called that even though it's completely true.

You're freaking out because you did not think the new product would be so popular. Quite
frankly you think that snakes in a peanut can are a stupid idea, but that's just because
you have a severe peanut allergy.

The customer that you are currently handling is being very difficult even though you are
doing your best to help him. You quickly find the item you were looking for and show him
that it indeed will be a huge laugh at parties. You then head back towards the cash
register to handle some more customers only to see that they are already being handled.

Why is Veronica at the cash register?

You watch Veronica as she works with the surprisingly now nervous customers. "Allllllll
right, who's first?" she asks.

A nervous but brave man walks up to the register and presents his desired purchase.
Veronica takes the item, punches some numbers into the cash register, and comes up with
the total which the man pays for.

"Thank you, please come 8ack again!" she says with a fake cheery voice.

Soon enough, all of the customers are taken care of by Veronica, and the store becomes
empty except for you and Veronica.

You walk up to Veronica a little surprised. "What just happened?"

She slyly looks back at you, "I took care to the customers."

A little hesitant you respond, "But why?"

You watch Veronica as she plays her response through her head before she answers you,
"8ecause you were busy and I don't like to w8t. You of all people should know that."

"I do know that," you respond, "It's just that I was really busy today. You saw that!"

She seems to be struggling with something in her mind, "Well . . . why are you so 8usy?
Don't you have any other workers that you can dump your work on?"

You don't respond.

"Well? I want an answer John."

You continue not to respond.

Veronica looks at you with disbelief "John, do you even have any employees?"

You attempt to avoid her gaze the best you can.

You fail miserably. "Well I don't know, I thought that I could handle this all on my own
or something like that."

She rolled her eyes, "Welp, that's it then."

"Huh?"

Veronica began to take some money out of the cash register.

You started to panic "Wait, what are you doing Veronica?"

"Well," she starts taking out some ones, "I'm taking my salary for the week. If I'm going
to be working here I would like my payment to come now for the first week."

You can't believe what you just heard, "Wait what?"

"John you o8viously can't work here without meeeeeeee. So I'm going to work here with you
from now on."

"Bu-but you can't just hire yourself without consulting me first!"

She rolls her eyes again, "You already showed me that you can't do this alone, I proved
that I can work, and 8esides," Veronica takes off her glasses and stares into your eyes,
"Don't you enjoy my company?"

You gulp and start sweating for some reason, "Well –uh- that may all be true," she smiles
at that, "but there are other important factors that I need to know about you before you
work here. Personal things."

She becomes shaken when you mentioned that, "Oh, like what?"

"Um . . . Do you have a good sense of humor?"

You both stare at each other for eight seconds before she burst out laughing.

"John, do you really think that hanging out here for as long as I have you wouldn't know
whether or not I have a sense of humor?" You blush a little by your embarrassment.

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry." You raise your hands up in defeat, "I guess I have no
reason to deny you working here."

She smiles at you, "Thanks John, I aprec8t you hiring me." She sticks out her hand for
you to shake it.

You reach out to return the gesture, and start to correct her on how she hired herself.
But you do not get the chance.

"Ahhh!" you pull you hand out in shock and watch Veronica laugh like crazy.

"Hahahahahahahaha! I can't 8elieve the joy 8uzzer worked! And you say I don't have a
sense of humor."

She continues to laugh and you join her. Well played Sergent. Well played.

Description
Be the broad beauty.

You can definitely do that. In fact you wouldn't want to be anything else!

Tell us about yourself.

Your name is Veronica Sergent, and quite frankly you don't like to talk about yourself.
Not personally at least. You LOVE to boast about yourself to others; however you do not
care to talk about your personal life with others. Of course talking to yourself would
make you crazy and you would be sent to an asylum, and then your story would be over.

So for now you'll just present your name.

It is currently the middle of winter, and the snow has started to fall. It leaves a crisp
layer of snow everywhere, and if you were more romantic you would try to drag you mate
out with you for a walk like all the other couples that you see. However cliché romances
like that are stupid to you. You also do not currently have a mate, and you are just
walking over to the HaHa-Torium.

You can't remember how many times you've tried to convince John to change the store's
name.

You look inside the shop through its glass windows and notice that business is booming
today. John's business has in fact been booming ever since he took your advice. Taking
your advice is always a good idea because like you told John, you have all of the advice,
allllllll of it.

The door moves at the push of your hand, and the bell dings calling attention to your
entrance. John looks up from his cash register and gives you a desperate smile. He's
trying to juggle twenty or so impatient customers and is having no luck. He holds up a
finger to you requesting that you wait. John then leaves his cash register to point out
an item to a shopper or something different altogether, but quite frankly you DON'T CARE.

John is making you wait and nobody makes you wait! You are going to have to lecture him
on the consequences of making you wait, but you take a deep breath and decide to help him
like you always do. Because you pity that poor sap.

You have a serious problem with pitying that fool.

Be the stressful owner.

You would rather not be called that even though it's completely true.

You're freaking out because you did not think the new product would be so popular. Quite
frankly you think that snakes in a peanut can are a stupid idea, but that's just because
you have a severe peanut allergy.

The customer that you are currently handling is being very difficult even though you are
doing your best to help him. You quickly find the item you were looking for and show him
that it indeed will be a huge laugh at parties. You then head back towards the cash
register to handle some more customers only to see that they are already being handled.

Why is Veronica at the cash register?

You watch Veronica as she works with the surprisingly now nervous customers. "Allllllll
right, who's first?" she asks.

A nervous but brave man walks up to the register and presents his desired purchase.
Veronica takes the item, punches some numbers into the cash register, and comes up with
the total which the man pays for.

"Thank you, please come 8ack again!" she says with a fake cheery voice.

Soon enough, all of the customers are taken care of by Veronica, and the store becomes
empty except for you and Veronica.

You walk up to Veronica a little surprised. "What just happened?"

She slyly looks back at you, "I took care to the customers."

A little hesitant you respond, "But why?"

You watch Veronica as she plays her response through her head before she answers you,
"8ecause you were busy and I don't like to w8t. You of all people should know that."

"I do know that," you respond, "It's just that I was really busy today. You saw that!"

She seems to be struggling with something in her mind, "Well . . . why are you so 8usy?
Don't you have any other workers that you can dump your work on?"

You don't respond.

"Well? I want an answer John."

You continue not to respond.

Veronica looks at you with disbelief "John, do you even have any employees?"

You attempt to avoid her gaze the best you can.

You fail miserably. "Well I don't know, I thought that I could handle this all on my own
or something like that."

She rolled her eyes, "Welp, that's it then."

"Huh?"

Veronica began to take some money out of the cash register.

You started to panic "Wait, what are you doing Veronica?"

"Well," she starts taking out some ones, "I'm taking my salary for the week. If I'm going
to be working here I would like my payment to come now for the first week."

You can't believe what you just heard, "Wait what?"

"John you o8viously can't work here without meeeeeeee. So I'm going to work here with you
from now on."

"Bu-but you can't just hire yourself without consulting me first!"

She rolls her eyes again, "You already showed me that you can't do this alone, I proved
that I can work, and 8esides," Veronica takes off her glasses and stares into your eyes,
"Don't you enjoy my company?"

You gulp and start sweating for some reason, "Well –uh- that may all be true," she smiles
at that, "but there are other important factors that I need to know about you before you
work here. Personal things."

She becomes shaken when you mentioned that, "Oh, like what?"

"Um . . . Do you have a good sense of humor?"

You both stare at each other for eight seconds before she burst out laughing.

"John, do you really think that hanging out here for as long as I have you wouldn't know
whether or not I have a sense of humor?" You blush a little by your embarrassment.

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry." You raise your hands up in defeat, "I guess I have no
reason to deny you working here."

She smiles at you, "Thanks John, I aprec8t you hiring me." She sticks out her hand for
you to shake it.

You reach out to return the gesture, and start to correct her on how she hired herself.
But you do not get the chance.

"Ahhh!" you pull you hand out in shock and watch Veronica laugh like crazy.

"Hahahahahahahaha! I can't 8elieve the joy 8uzzer worked! And you say I don't have a
sense of humor."

She continues to laugh and you join her. Well played Sergent. Well played.