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Hello, D.
- Hello, M.
- It's good to have you here. Now I have someone to talk to.
- I'd say I'm flattered by your attention but I don't wanna lie.
- Like I said, it's good to have a nice snide boy to talk to.
- I've always truly admired anyone with a smart answer to everything.
- Oh, have you?
- You know, actually no.
- You conceited bastard.
- That's me. Besides that, I am also handsome, narcissistic, proud and arrogant and I love myself. Next time, don't forget to include that in your insults unless you want them to be ruefully incomplete.
- I appreciate your advice.
- Anytime.

So what have you done today? How many times have you got laid?
- Are you jealous?
- No way!
- I am sure. However, I haven't done anything yet. I just woke up.
- How pathetic. It's afternoon already. Why didn't you sleep at night like normal people?
- You said that - "normal people" doesn't include me. Anyway, I was busy partying.
- Why am I always surprised?
- Because you're a dumb, naive and without a boyfriend.
- What?
- Without a girlfriend...? Have you turned straight or something?
- I meant the rest of your sentence.
- Oh! Don't pay attention to the rest, it's only a truth, after all.
- May I repeat myself and say that you are -
- You may not. Better tell me what have you done today.

I haven't done nothing for months. I am still here.
- In a bathroom? You know, you really should go out instead of wasting your time here. I mean, look at yourself, you are really beautiful. In fact, you look a lot like me.
- Oh, don't you say! Anyway, I am not wasting my time. I have a lot of fun, actually.
- You're in a bathroom, you know that, right?
- Sure.
- And you're saying you have a lot of fun in a bathroom?
- Sure.
- Right... Like when?
- Like when a conceit... Sorry, handsome, narcissistic, proud and arrogant guy who loves himself comes.
- What?
- Oh yes, I have plenty of fun with you, Dan.
- What?
- Well, just look at yourself. You're standing in a bathroom talking to your reflection in the mirror.

Hey! My reflection started it.
- Does it make any difference?
- Good point... Actully no, it does make a difference! It means it's all your fault. Anyway, I only wanted to chat with someone intelligent.
- That's ok. By the way, do you see the number written across my forehead?
- Yes.
- Well, it's hospital number you wrote on the mirror yesterday.

Description
Hello, D.
- Hello, M.
- It's good to have you here. Now I have someone to talk to.
- I'd say I'm flattered by your attention but I don't wanna lie.
- Like I said, it's good to have a nice snide boy to talk to.
- I've always truly admired anyone with a smart answer to everything.
- Oh, have you?
- You know, actually no.
- You conceited bastard.
- That's me. Besides that, I am also handsome, narcissistic, proud and arrogant and I love myself. Next time, don't forget to include that in your insults unless you want them to be ruefully incomplete.
- I appreciate your advice.
- Anytime.

So what have you done today? How many times have you got laid?
- Are you jealous?
- No way!
- I am sure. However, I haven't done anything yet. I just woke up.
- How pathetic. It's afternoon already. Why didn't you sleep at night like normal people?
- You said that - "normal people" doesn't include me. Anyway, I was busy partying.
- Why am I always surprised?
- Because you're a dumb, naive and without a boyfriend.
- What?
- Without a girlfriend...? Have you turned straight or something?
- I meant the rest of your sentence.
- Oh! Don't pay attention to the rest, it's only a truth, after all.
- May I repeat myself and say that you are -
- You may not. Better tell me what have you done today.

I haven't done nothing for months. I am still here.
- In a bathroom? You know, you really should go out instead of wasting your time here. I mean, look at yourself, you are really beautiful. In fact, you look a lot like me.
- Oh, don't you say! Anyway, I am not wasting my time. I have a lot of fun, actually.
- You're in a bathroom, you know that, right?
- Sure.
- And you're saying you have a lot of fun in a bathroom?
- Sure.
- Right... Like when?
- Like when a conceit... Sorry, handsome, narcissistic, proud and arrogant guy who loves himself comes.
- What?
- Oh yes, I have plenty of fun with you, Dan.
- What?
- Well, just look at yourself. You're standing in a bathroom talking to your reflection in the mirror.

Hey! My reflection started it.
- Does it make any difference?
- Good point... Actully no, it does make a difference! It means it's all your fault. Anyway, I only wanted to chat with someone intelligent.
- That's ok. By the way, do you see the number written across my forehead?
- Yes.
- Well, it's hospital number you wrote on the mirror yesterday.