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Published: 2012-12-01 04:05:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 3573; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 39
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Behold men of sheep I give you our new dark lord and master, Darth Garrus!Alright so the story here is that one morning while stuck in the girl’s bathroom Garrus accidentally walked into a wormhole that opened up in the shower. He then mysteriously runs into The Doctor and after some huss and fuss over getting back to Omega the Doctor agrees to help Garrus. However, he haphazardly loses Garrus on Korriban during the Great Hyperspace War.
From here Garrus fights for survival while nearly getting blown to bits from a crashing Republic commando transport ship from the overhead orbital space battle. Seeking shelter in an old tomb, Garrus runs into a battalion of Sith and proceeds to kill them. A Sith Master comes rushing in the old tomb yelling how he will destroy the Republic and raise a new Sith Empire. The Sith master notices Garrus and surprisingly, shows him mercy and imparts upon him ancient knowledge of the Sith.
Then, out of know where, Alduin creeps out of the shadows and eats the Sith Master mumbling that he needs to get Garrus out here before he messes up the timeline. Alduin then blows a fart and sends Garrus spinning out of control into another portal.
Garrus then wakes up an abandon shaft in the lower levels of Omega, surprised that he has new armor and a lighsaber with a mysterious note attached. It reads,
“EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN. ┌(-_-) ┐└(-_-)┘┌(-_-) ┐└(-_-)┘ —Yours truly, Gandalf.”
Garrus then walked outside and had a friendly Vorcha take his picture and sent it to Aria. This is the result.
Credits:
PrincessFelia
Bioware/EA
TRDaz
Programs used:
Mass Effect 3
XPS
cs6 photoshop
Paint
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Comments: 26
ShaunsArtHouse [2013-09-07 10:34:39 +0000 UTC]
Sup Looty? Do you use the flycam mod thingy to grab the backgrounds? I'm trying to find a good tutorial on how to get it working in ME2 but it's really twisting my balls. Any recommendations or do you have any I could borrow? I picked up ME2 on the PC specifically to try and grab some but the mods are such a pain
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Lootra In reply to ShaunsArtHouse [2013-09-08 14:41:08 +0000 UTC]
Sorry for the late reply. Hey try using this tutorial social.bioware.com/forum/1/top…
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ShaunsArtHouse In reply to Lootra [2013-09-18 04:45:39 +0000 UTC]
Thanks Looty! I'll check that out soon. My bloody PC won't start
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Lootra In reply to ShaunsArtHouse [2013-09-20 01:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Lol oh NOOO! I hope it didn't die like mine.
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ShaunsArtHouse In reply to Lootra [2013-09-22 23:06:11 +0000 UTC]
Just the powerboard thank god
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AuthorOfSins [2012-12-28 09:44:40 +0000 UTC]
Dafuq? I don't even.... Uhhh....
(hilarious and awesome btw. )
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Hopeyouguessedmyname [2012-12-01 15:14:08 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, the story really sells it lol
when I fart it must create a wormhole too because everyone is suddenly gone!
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Lootra In reply to Hopeyouguessedmyname [2012-12-01 18:15:53 +0000 UTC]
Thanks man. Yeah I don't always write but when I do...things don't add up.
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Hopeyouguessedmyname In reply to Lootra [2012-12-01 21:55:13 +0000 UTC]
For some reason I was having one of those "most interesting man in the world" moments...
"I don't always write, but when I do aliens fart you into another dimension."
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Lootra In reply to PrincessFelia [2012-12-01 18:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the model too. Your such a wonderful friend.
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PrincessFelia In reply to Lootra [2012-12-01 19:57:48 +0000 UTC]
No problem. I'm happy you like it! Your such a wonderful friend too
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GSJennsen [2012-12-01 04:54:01 +0000 UTC]
The picture is cool but the story...wow. I am in awe .
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Lootra In reply to GSJennsen [2012-12-01 05:03:31 +0000 UTC]
That's my strange sense of humor.
I hope you liked it.
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