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LordEd — CWCollateral 17 - Mass Debating

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Published: 2016-02-13 18:20:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 13164; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 19
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Description “Dat…dat is not…y'all are jus-” For the first time since the debate had started, legitimate terror flashed across Chris’s face. “YOU DANG IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU SEE ALL OF THA STRESS THEY'VE BEEN PUTTIN' ME THROUGH?! In tha last two or three days, I have been nearly killed TWICE by tha dang Kevin Francis Shaw, tha trolls have tricked Sonichu inta thinkin' his family have died, an’ he will not listen ta a word I say! I AM THA REAL VICTIM HERE! Dose murderous, racist, intolerant, boorish, stereotypical, male, arrogant, male JERKS are just jealous of my creative ability, and y'allselves are bein' fooled into stealing MY HARD-EARNED AND HONEST MONEY! Dat is a line you should NOT cross against me! I have all tha powers-”

“Mark my words, Mayor Chandler,” interrupted Obama in an alarmingly calm voice, “you will answer to the world for the crimes you have committed. You will answer to the people of the United States of America for those who lost their lives in Clarksville. But most of all, you will answer to the innocents of your city for the decade of terror, oppression, and genocide they have endured under your selfish rule. You have shown your true colors to the world tonight. There will be no second chances.” He turned back to the camera as Chris’s feed was forcibly muted by an unseen technician. Though no more sound came from the Mayor, he continued to rant and shout silently in the background, spraying his webcam with spittle. “To the refugees of CWCville and the freedom fighters of the PVCC, I have only this to say. The United States stands with you, now and forever, until you are free. And to my fellow Americans, thank you, and good night.”

-CWCollateral, Chapter 17 (Part A)


Coverage of President Obama's discussion with Mayor Chandler, as depicted in Chapter 17 of Manajerkop's "CWCollateral: A Tale of the Resistance". Read it here: manajerkop.deviantart.com/gall…

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oispidercooksupmy [2025-03-04 13:39:33 +0000 UTC]

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GP555777 [2025-02-06 23:23:29 +0000 UTC]

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GP555777 [2025-02-06 23:17:54 +0000 UTC]

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GP555777 In reply to GP555777 [2025-02-06 23:18:43 +0000 UTC]

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GP555777 In reply to GP555777 [2025-02-06 23:21:53 +0000 UTC]

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BurningRhino [2023-05-27 15:54:42 +0000 UTC]

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0ne0nlyLarry [2020-04-25 00:38:26 +0000 UTC]

I kinda love that he is the Mayor in the "comic" but we hardly EVER saw him do mayor duties like run the city, guess the mayor is too busy just sititng on his ass in the mall looking for boyfriend-free girls at the time 

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MetalGearPlasma [2020-02-10 06:03:20 +0000 UTC]

In this image, Chris-Chan looks like he's slowly becoming a zombie.

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WiredandGaming [2018-09-09 14:36:56 +0000 UTC]

I like the expression work here. Obama looks stern and upset, but controlled and calm(tranquil fury?) but there's also this hint of what looks like disappointment? Like, the kind of face a parent pulls when a child has MAJORLY fucked up.

It contrasts really well with CWC's complete loss of control(figuratively and literally).

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Red-Jirachi-2 [2016-08-19 12:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Wait, he's a mayor? I thought he was a dictator who ruled a micronation in the USA?

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coyotepack [2016-04-20 01:07:15 +0000 UTC]

A war I can whole heartedly support.

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Pokeninjagirl In reply to coyotepack [2016-05-05 20:06:43 +0000 UTC]

I'LL say!

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IntegerMova [2016-03-12 03:47:41 +0000 UTC]

"National Pokédex update to include Unova"

Did Chris happen to bitch about that as well?

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operationcwceater [2016-02-29 20:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Suddenly CNN got more interesting.

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Assamite36 [2016-02-29 00:08:56 +0000 UTC]

That "are you fucking kidding me" face, though.

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Zedekial [2016-02-17 00:15:35 +0000 UTC]

WOOO! OBAMA!

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D-FenderProductions [2016-02-14 00:10:28 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUUUU, HOW WILL I GET MAH CHINA NOW?

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QuickscopeOfGod In reply to D-FenderProductions [2017-05-01 19:08:10 +0000 UTC]

Becoming a member of communist party of China is the first step.

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Pokeninjagirl In reply to D-FenderProductions [2016-02-14 00:59:28 +0000 UTC]

You WON'T. 

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Pokeninjagirl [2016-02-13 23:53:36 +0000 UTC]

YES! YES! YES! I CHEERED so LOUD reading that part!

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Manajerkop [2016-02-13 19:13:33 +0000 UTC]

This is exactly how I pictured the negotiations going down, and even then, you still managed to go above and beyond. Fantastic work as always, Ed!

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