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Godzilla Earth: "Who are you?"
MonsterVerse Godzilla: "I'm you, but better."
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Welcome to the third chapter of my Virgin vs Chad series, where I take potshots at one character while elevating another. In this case, I'll be taking potshots at Godzilla Earth (Godzilla anime trilogy ), while elevating MonsterVerse Godzilla (MonsterVerse ). Please keep in mind that this is all in good fun, so don't take it so seriously. We're all fans here, we just see things differently. Anyway, here we go:

VIRGIN: Godzilla Earth
- Basically a giant living tree
-- He's so slow and sometimes downright immobile
- Good Lord, luck at that ugly face !
- Lack of monster fights
-- None of his enemies, except Ghidorah , present a real challenge to him
- Hiroyuki Seshida and Gen Urobuchi
- Omni Viewer . Just Omni Viewer
+ Pretty cool dad, all things considered
-- He failed to save his son , though
--- He also probably got laid only once
---- He also killed Mothra before he could hook with her. What a dick!
+ Killed the douchebag humans that destroyed the Earth, including Haruo and Yuko . Fuck them !
++ Slowly but steadily reconstructed the planet
+++ Can coexist with the Houtua as long as they don't piss him off or harm the planet
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Chad: MonsterVerse Godzilla
+ Basically the Kaiju equivalent of a MMA fighter
+ Easily the best depiction of a heroic Godzilla ever
++ He protects humans and Titans, sometimes from each other and themselves
+++ Acknowledged that humans have saved his life and has returned the favor in multiple occassions
++++ Doesn't intentionally kill humans.
+++++ He only attacked Apex because Walter Simmons , in his infinite wisdom, decided to use Ghidorah 's mind to build an anti-Titan weapon. This ain't Pacific Rim, you know!
++++++ Spared Kong 's life after beating him fair and square. Then, they teamed up against MechaGodzilla and made peace
+ Hooked up with Mothra
-- They probably didn't get laid
+++ He is such a chad that he doesn't need to get laid
++ Brutalized Ghidorah after the bastard killed his girlfriend.
+ Noble and majestic face that reminds people of Aslan
+Has cool monster fights to spare
++ His enemies actually present him with decent challenges
+ Gareth Edwards , Michael Dougherty and Adam Wingard
+ T.J. Storm
- He doesn't appear that much in the 2014 movie
++ But when he does show up, he makes every second count
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Well, that's all I have for you this time. Now, it's your turn to tell me what do you think about my latest Virgin vs Chad episode? I thought about making this a full series and that's exactly what I did. I'm interested to read your opinions, but please deliver them in a polite and civilized manner. We're all fans, we just see things differently. So leave your comments below, thanks for your time and stay safe out there.

Description
Godzilla Earth: "Who are you?"
MonsterVerse Godzilla: "I'm you, but better."
----
Welcome to the third chapter of my Virgin vs Chad series, where I take potshots at one character while elevating another. In this case, I'll be taking potshots at Godzilla Earth (Godzilla anime trilogy ), while elevating MonsterVerse Godzilla (MonsterVerse ). Please keep in mind that this is all in good fun, so don't take it so seriously. We're all fans here, we just see things differently. Anyway, here we go:

VIRGIN: Godzilla Earth
- Basically a giant living tree
-- He's so slow and sometimes downright immobile
- Good Lord, luck at that ugly face !
- Lack of monster fights
-- None of his enemies, except Ghidorah , present a real challenge to him
- Hiroyuki Seshida and Gen Urobuchi
- Omni Viewer . Just Omni Viewer
+ Pretty cool dad, all things considered
-- He failed to save his son , though
--- He also probably got laid only once
---- He also killed Mothra before he could hook with her. What a dick!
+ Killed the douchebag humans that destroyed the Earth, including Haruo and Yuko . Fuck them !
++ Slowly but steadily reconstructed the planet
+++ Can coexist with the Houtua as long as they don't piss him off or harm the planet
----
Chad: MonsterVerse Godzilla
+ Basically the Kaiju equivalent of a MMA fighter
+ Easily the best depiction of a heroic Godzilla ever
++ He protects humans and Titans, sometimes from each other and themselves
+++ Acknowledged that humans have saved his life and has returned the favor in multiple occassions
++++ Doesn't intentionally kill humans.
+++++ He only attacked Apex because Walter Simmons , in his infinite wisdom, decided to use Ghidorah 's mind to build an anti-Titan weapon. This ain't Pacific Rim, you know!
++++++ Spared Kong 's life after beating him fair and square. Then, they teamed up against MechaGodzilla and made peace
+ Hooked up with Mothra
-- They probably didn't get laid
+++ He is such a chad that he doesn't need to get laid
++ Brutalized Ghidorah after the bastard killed his girlfriend.
+ Noble and majestic face that reminds people of Aslan
+Has cool monster fights to spare
++ His enemies actually present him with decent challenges
+ Gareth Edwards , Michael Dougherty and Adam Wingard
+ T.J. Storm
- He doesn't appear that much in the 2014 movie
++ But when he does show up, he makes every second count
----
Well, that's all I have for you this time. Now, it's your turn to tell me what do you think about my latest Virgin vs Chad episode? I thought about making this a full series and that's exactly what I did. I'm interested to read your opinions, but please deliver them in a polite and civilized manner. We're all fans, we just see things differently. So leave your comments below, thanks for your time and stay safe out there.