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Description *EDIT* Winners!!

Thank you everyone for participating in this little "competition." I really enjoyed reading all of your answers!
Since you did such a good job, I would like to give out 4 points to the next best answer as well
(I know it's not much, but I don't have a lot of points or money and since I would like to do more of these, I can't give out everything all at once, sorry !)

1st place:
5 point for Okay, here's my theory. Crappy theory, I know. But that's the first thing I thought.
Prussia, though he doesn't openly admit it, is quite the feminist. Hungary found out and challenged him to prove it, by posing for this for a whole day without a break.
And it's been an hour and half so far.
- Even though this answer involves a bet as most others, I still find it very creative. I kinda like Prussia having a soft spot for women even if he would never admit it xD Good job!

2nd place:
So Hungary and Prussia made a bet that Prussia lost and the loser has to what the winner wants for a while day and she chose this. C:
So, what was the bet :3?!?!
That Prussia wouldn't say he's awesome for a whole week.
- I don't care if this one was an obvious one not. It's freaking hilarious and it fits perfectly! Obvious loser is obvious here, right ;D?! It's just so like Prussia and Hungary.

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Question: why is Hungary forcing Prussia to do this?
Answer: ?

The one with the best answer/backstory for this picture gets 5 points!

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Uhh, look at me being productive the day after a night of drinking. That's rather unusual xD
When I randomly remembered this poster en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Can_D… ! I just had to do this xD! Housewife Prussia + Girl Power = awesomeness xD
.... I just realized that I so have to cosplay this at some point!

P.S. - his knuckle tat says "GilB"


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Comments: 195

AmberSprinkles In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 20:20:19 +0000 UTC]

Part II (At the hunting grounds):
"I can not believe you sometimes Prussia."
"Ah Shush and listen to mien awesome voice, you needed a break from zat girly man. He makes ze old awesome you all bland and female."
Hungary's eyebrow twitched, "Oh and vat in ze hell is wrong with being a girl, vomen are just as strong as men if not stronger. Zey even have their own vorking voman poster."
Prussia burst out laughing, his cackling 'Keseses' touching that of another octave, as he held his stomach. His violent wheezes filed with that of sass and a false sense of superiority. Before taking in a large breath of much needed air and letting out in a mimicking voice of an average female. "Oh yes, I am ze vorking women, I am so strong I even have a poster, ohhh, I am so strong, la la la." he said, striking various feminine poses throughout his display. Hungary loaded her gun with a look of malice on her face. "TAKE ZAT BACK YOU PRUSSIAN DIRTBAG!"
Prussia's eyes widened as he stared down the barrel of the gun before adjusting his posture to that of how he normally stood, one in which was tall and confident, filled with the pride of a hero, before he simply  stated, "Prove it."

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AmberSprinkles In reply to AmberSprinkles [2014-03-22 20:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Part III:
"Vat?"
"You heard me, I said prove it. If vomen are equal to men, zen I suppose you would be willing to prove it, am I, ze awesome prussia,  not right? He said as he swaggered away from the gun before resting his hand on the Hungarians shoulder.
Hungary cringed, knowing she would regret it later before stating, "Go on."
"Vell I vas thinking ve could make a deal, whom ever kills the most animals by sunset vins, size obviously matters, ((*Cough, five meters reference, cough cough.*)) und if vone of us kills a bear zat will count for 15 animals, ze winner gets to pick ze punishment, deal?" The Prussian put out his pale hand to seal the deal of agreement between the two Germanic countries. Contemplating for a moment, the Hungarian took a moment to think of all the torment she could put the Prussian through before excitedly grabbed his hand, and nearly breaking it while exclaiming, "Deal" before turning on her heel sprinting off into the woods with the spare gun and not wasting a single moment in this bet.

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AmberSprinkles In reply to AmberSprinkles [2014-03-22 20:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Part IV (After sunset in the city):
"ZERE IS NO VAY IN HELL I, ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA, LOST TO A GIRL LIKE YOU!!"
"Vell you lost so you have to deal with your punishment."
"But zis is so stupid! Girls are so veak!"
"Say's ze vone who only killed 5 squirrels while i killed two bears."
" I DIDN'T THINK YOU VOULD ACTUALLY DO IT!"
"Shut up und tak your punishment like a man." Hungary uttered as they made their way down the street, holding a bag of unknown contents. The Prussian murmured countless profanities under his breath before he looked up to see the sign he'd been dreading. "Here we are!" Hungary exclaimed before checking in for her appointment, profusely apologizing for her calling so late. Meanwhile the Prussian was locked in the bathroom forced to get changed unless he wanted to face the wrath of an untamed Hungarian. Still whining about his loss as he exited the room and found his Hungarian friend behind a curtain in the next room over holding a camera she borrowed from Japan a while back. Smirking like that of a serpent she held up the camera "Smile for ze camera like a good vorking voman" She said with a voice like venom clicking the camera. Not once letting the Prussian relax over the next seven hours and 343,422,323 photos.

THE END!~

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AmberSprinkles In reply to AmberSprinkles [2014-03-22 20:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Bonus :
Austria struggled out of his piano after being trapped for hours and with an exasperated sigh whispered "I'm free!" before an intimidating Russian smashed open the door with such force that it caused the piano lid to fall once again, knocking out a snooty Austrian. He then yelled to the empty house "AUSTRIA I AM HERE TO GET MY PIANO BACK!....I guess no one is here, I hope he wont mind me taking it anyway. I'll even leave a note." Russia said before leaving a dagger on the door and exiting the home."
((What the note with a dagger said: "I came for my piano, no one was home so I took it. It is not nice to take things for so long. Oh, and tell Austria if I see him again, I will beat him with pipe for calling my food bland. -With love, Russia)


So yeah, sorry it was so long, and for the spelling errors. I was just having a lot of fun, I hope I win, but I probably won't ;-;. OH WELL I HAD FUN! And it is what Prussia gets for degrading women like that, and admit it he so would, women are equal not above or below! Anyway, I hoped you liked the short story, first one I wrote actually, SO CONGRATS YOU WERE MY FIRST ;w; now if you will excuse me I am going to go try and get Russia-senpai to notice me.~ GIRL POWER!

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to AmberSprinkles [2014-03-23 04:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Daaamn, why didn't dA notify me about this o.O?! I only notice 'cause I was going through the comments manually.
And yay for the story ! You're really put a lot of time and effort into it and it's so nice to see
And really funny story as well. I especially like the part with Russia and his dagger. It's so like him xD! Poor Austria is in for a nasty surprise once he gets out!

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AmberSprinkles In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-23 15:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks like I said, I love the girlpower posters and it seemed very fitting for Prussia to act like this. And let us all pray for Austria and hope he makes it out alive with Russia. TwT

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to AmberSprinkles [2014-03-23 19:23:29 +0000 UTC]

I will pray xD

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DerpWerp In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 20:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Gilbert started to make fun of Austria and called him a couple of names and started poking and pinching him. Austria called for Hungary and she walked over. Upon hearing Gilbert Make fun of Austria and laughing that he needs a girl to save his butt, she storms in, brandishing a frying pan. Gilbert (Being dead drunk) laughs at her threats and makes a few jokes on how women are so weak against his five meters and they should all die. This is what happened.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to DerpWerp [2014-03-22 20:25:55 +0000 UTC]

ARgghhahaha XD!!!! The 5 meters joke was awesome. Stupid drunk Prussia xD

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creepyeevee In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 18:55:48 +0000 UTC]

I think Prussia went on the internet for the fist time. and after awhile he found that silly TOGTFO meme. So he thought it might work in real life, he went to the mall where Hungry happened to be hanging with some of the other girls. Just as they were going in another store Prussia blocked them and said "togtfo" so all the girls got angry and beat him up. Hungry dragged him home and mad him do this as punishment. She will post this video on youtube late.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to creepyeevee [2014-03-22 19:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Aaah, modern Hetalia ;D Me likey!

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creepyeevee In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 20:08:44 +0000 UTC]

thanks XD

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creepyeevee In reply to creepyeevee [2014-03-22 18:56:24 +0000 UTC]

made*

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xXMUSICstar120Xx In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 18:52:05 +0000 UTC]

My Idea:

Hungary & Prussia made a bet: Who ever could stand England's cooking the longest would be able to humiliate the loser however they wanted for three days, but there would have to be a new way each day. This is the first day of Gilbert's punishment, thanks to Hungary asking America for ideas.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to xXMUSICstar120Xx [2014-03-22 19:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Loool! I love this idea xD!

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DiamondMusicNotes In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Theory:

Prussia was looking on deviantArt, then saw something that caught his eye. He clicked the image and it was a PruHun picture. Hungary walked in and saw. She got embarrassed, then extremely angry, so she had a steaming hot frying pan and hit Gilbert, getting Prussian blood all over the floor. After that, Gil refused to clean up the literal bloody mess and had a contest with Hungary to see who'd clean up the mess AND dress up as the winner wants them to.

Long story short, Prussia lost in an arm wrestle. Then, Hungary got a video tape and made him dress up like up in the picture there, say "Girl Power," and Hungary also made the Prussia say, "Mein awesome five meters are five millimeters long, and my ego is so much bigger that my five millimeters can't handle it."

((I HAD SO MUCH FUN TYPING THAT.))

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to DiamondMusicNotes [2014-03-22 18:10:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahahha xD!!Oh Prussia. Things would be so much easier for you if you just did as Hungary told you to begin with xD!

Glad you had fun ! That's the point of this. I want people to have fun ^^!!

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dark-dragon-princess In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:47:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha, poor Pruben. Hope his arm doesn't fall off^^, that would be terrible for the awzome bruder of Doitsu to be missing a limb or two

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to dark-dragon-princess [2014-03-22 17:49:14 +0000 UTC]

We wouldn't want that at all D:

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dark-dragon-princess In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Nope! Not at all ^^ so, Hungary, let Pruben have a break! For the sake of all things awsome!!

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to dark-dragon-princess [2014-03-22 18:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Spare him!

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dark-dragon-princess In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:10:42 +0000 UTC]

Heheh^^ lets hope she lets him go soon.... if not, well have to storm the castle!

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to dark-dragon-princess [2014-03-22 18:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes we have! And we will bring our own weapon

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dark-dragon-princess In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:15:29 +0000 UTC]

XD I've got a Italiano that would probably arm us with some awsome tomato shooting wepons! We'd win by a tomato landslide!

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to dark-dragon-princess [2014-03-22 18:23:59 +0000 UTC]

YAAAY ! Sounds awesome!

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dark-dragon-princess In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:25:31 +0000 UTC]

^^

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PatiPati225 In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahah XDD

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to PatiPati225 [2014-03-22 17:50:21 +0000 UTC]

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Insane-Alchemist In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:26:11 +0000 UTC]

So Hungary and Prussia made a bet that Prussia lost and the loser has to what the winner wants for a while day and she chose this. C:

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Insane-Alchemist [2014-03-22 17:48:55 +0000 UTC]

So, what was the bet :3?!?!

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Insane-Alchemist In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 17:51:04 +0000 UTC]

That Prussia wouldn't say he's awesome for a whole week.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Insane-Alchemist [2014-03-22 18:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Awww, what an evil bet xD!

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Insane-Alchemist In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Ikr?

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Lupoartistico In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:25:38 +0000 UTC]

I like 's theory very very much.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Lupoartistico [2014-03-22 17:48:24 +0000 UTC]

I do too xD!

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Lupoartistico In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 17:55:31 +0000 UTC]

I read the other post down to theirs and was like "Honestly, I don't know what could be more true than this." so I think they should win but I'll read the rest too. *Goes to read* No, I still like pinsel-chan  's best.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Lupoartistico [2014-03-22 18:03:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, it might be an obvious one 'cause it fits the characters and so, but I like it when people get creative so we'll have to wait and see^^ I won't decide yet since people are still coming up with stories

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Lupoartistico In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:44:28 +0000 UTC]

Of course, of course~ It's your choice anyway. I couldn't come up with anything creative myself...

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Lupoartistico [2014-03-22 18:45:21 +0000 UTC]

It's okay ^^! I'm happy to hear you opinion on the others' suggestions

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Lupoartistico In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Anyway, I really love the picture! It's actually really funny, because in my Equity and Social Justice class, we're currently doing women's rights and the original picture keeps coming up.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Lupoartistico [2014-03-22 18:59:58 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you do and what a coincidence xD But it is a very popular picture so obviously, people will have to come across it at some point in their lives.

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Lupoartistico In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 19:00:29 +0000 UTC]

*nods* Unless they live under a rock.

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to Lupoartistico [2014-03-22 19:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah xD

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Lupoartistico In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 19:56:23 +0000 UTC]

*looks up just to check* Hmmmnope. No rock.

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pyroraptor1 In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:24:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to pyroraptor1 [2014-03-22 17:47:37 +0000 UTC]

xD

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pyroraptor1 In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 17:59:54 +0000 UTC]

Hungary youre so mean...XD

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LoveToTheCucumber In reply to pyroraptor1 [2014-03-22 18:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the meanest for making Prussia do something like this... Not awesome

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pyroraptor1 In reply to LoveToTheCucumber [2014-03-22 18:08:55 +0000 UTC]

Nope not awezome

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ViraLayton In reply to ??? [2014-03-22 17:20:31 +0000 UTC]

Its a beautiful picture :3
And I say that she's forcing Prussia to do this because of... Blackmail

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