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Published: 2013-02-10 14:45:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 53414; Favourites: 1065; Downloads: 186
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Another survey based Hetalia drawing:Size doesn't matter. I'm still a hero. I'm still the best... I am!
I bet America is telling himself that size doesn't matter. Ha, he should just admit defeat already. The Great Britain is still greater than that damn wanker.
Ahuhuhu, look at me. Look at my beautiful French baguette! Britain is so jealous. He can't even look at it!
Well... that was... unexpected *referring to Italy*.
I wonder if anyone will tell me what's going on?
This isn't happening... This isn't happening! * shiver*... (And then Japan was admitted to a mental hospital. The situation was too uncomfortable. Men was naked. He himself was naked. Scary Sweden was touching him and as if that wasn't enough, he had the smallest penis by far. Poor boy).
... Japan is shivering... Hmmm... Where's my wife?
I told you I'm the king of the Northern Europe!
How can I be smaller than him? Now I'll never hear the end of it.
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My first Hetalia drawing is finally finished D:!! Mein Gott! I've drawn on this for almost 24 hours STRAIGHT now. I'm freaking tired 'cause I missed my nights sleep -_-'
The sizes are based on The Penis Size World Map - probably didn't know that existed, am I right ;D? [link] Here's a link if you wanna see for yourself. I'm so proud of Denmark *-* He comes in third
Damn you, France and Italy It's not the best drawing ever, obviously, but at least I got to practice anatomy while doing this
I think I'm getting better, but I still have a long way to go.Sorry for not having put anything up in a while, but here you have something until next time^^!
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I think this is a fantastic piece of art! The idea itself, to illustrate an existing survey with the charachtes of Hetalia is wonderful! I really love the way you let them react to the situation and the survey itself - the facial expressions are wonderful and fit perfectly to the characters! The poses are also fitting and I love the fact that you gave each of them a little text in your description, too!
I was a little irritated, however, that they are not arranged according to the size and would have liked to see Russia and China here as well, but those are only little critique points.
This is fantastically elaborated and I hope there will be more of this survey based Hetalia art soon!
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Thank you so much for your critique, I really appreciate it
I'm very happy you like it ^^!
Hehe, you're not the first one who wanted them to be arranged by size and obviously, it would give a feeling of order, etc.. Maybe it would have been better if I did it that way, I don't know. I just chose to arrange them as Allies, Axis and Nordics because it fit canon better and the characters would have better jokes and more to "say to each other" if they were standing next to someone they knew. If I had done it by order, it would be more natural if they were all just standing, looking straight at the audience - at least I feel that would be more realistic. And I just thought that was dull and I wanted it to be both "educative" and fun, which is how I ended up doing it this way
As for Russia and China, I thought about adding them, but Russia and China were both really small so it would kinda take the fun out of Japan being the smallest by far. Also, I don't think any of the characters would have much to say about China 'cause the most obvious ones would be America and the UK, but they're busy, as you see xD So I don't think anyone would notice. Russia would definitely be a shock factor, but if he was there, it would be more natural if all the characters were focused on him... and so the drawing would revolve around him and there would only be one joke, which is not the purpose of this. So, yeah, I chose not to add them 'cause I thought "less is more" in this case ^^
- Not trying to prove you wrong or anything. I'm not saying I did the right thing. I just explaining why I did it this way
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Thank you so much for this comment and for taking the time to give me an explanation! I really appreciate it!
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No need to thank me, you're the awesome one giving me critique
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Thank you so much for this comment and for taking the time to give me an explanation! I really appreciate it!
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all you need to really do is improve the lineart a little and correct the build of the characters, because Italy probably wouldn't have that much muscle, neither Japan. so... I'll just get to the word minimum by doing this... hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia hetalia.
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Hehe, well, you're right about me having to improve the character and my lineart. My anatomy was awful back then -_-'
But I intentionally made those two bigger. Most normal men aren't sticks so I gave them some muscle for once^^
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okay!
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I like this a lot, yes it could be better but hey its better than anything I could've done so yeah. It's pretty humorous and of course you have meh faves up there so this would have been favorited anyways. The discriptioms was perfect, like the cherry on top! I totally agree though... Poor Japan. But whatever, I think this is really original because I've never seen anything like it!(that's what original means dummy) Well drawn by hand at least. The perverted side of me will say that the abbs where done awesomely! I really enjoyed this WORK OF TRUE FANART!
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Hehe, I'm really glad you like it ^^! And thanks for agreeing with me when saying it could be better. It's a bit frustrating when people tell me it's perfect and I'm like... no, so please don't say that 
Anyway, I'm happy you enjoyed the description. I really put a lot of effort into their expressions and their thoughts - needing them to cooperate, obviously xD
Thank you so much for the critique, it's very much appreciated
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You are very much welcome! ^-^
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I'm a pervert (Hetalia Cast: "WE KNOW!") Ehem, and I personally love this! The expressions are just classic and I could tell what they were thinking before I even read the description. America's face is GOLD and France's pose is perfect. However I think Arthur should have been a little less muscular as he is only slightly less so than Alfred in this and if they were real we all know he would be muscle-less. America would also be bigger than him in my opinion. Same with Italy and Germany. I think Germany would be much bigger than Italy seeing and Italy is a much smaller than him and in the show had obviously smaller hands and feet (and you know the old tale).
P.s. It disturbs me that Ludwig is the same as one of my current best guy friends aka ex-boyfriend. (Don't ask how I found out. Sometime I just get dragged into over hearing this things with my sick friends around. We didn't actually... )
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Thank you so much for your input. I definitely see why you would wanna make some changes. I think you're right ^^!
(Hahaha, shit happens, I guess xD)
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The "King's" face is beautiful though XD Just Perfect
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You think o.O? I thought I failed miserably at drawing his face XD Who can draw such perfection
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I just love this picture, I can never get over how funny it is. The description was the icing on the cake. I just love the look on Japan's face, how he's so freaked out. Y pretty much matched all the expression thoughts to the characters perfectly. As usually, I love how Italy is clueless. Sweden putting his hand on Japan is just so hilarious. (Poor Japan.) I hope you do another drawing like this in the future with different countries. The color and anatomy looks fantastic. You did really good on the hair as well. Hope to see more.
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i want to say... that you should of put finland in there, all else was magnificentΒ
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O.o I didn't draw this...
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oh.... i know but i thought the person who did draw it would read it....Β
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Oh, okay. But yeah Finland should've been there.
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IKR but hed be smaller than sweeden (i saw the website, fainted and nosebleed)
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its just soΒ
(faints again)
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Thank you very much for sharing you thoughts I always enjoy reading your critiques
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Np and thank you.
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I liked it and although there isn't many countries I still think it's great. I wish you had made japan Finland though due to Sufin. I love it though. Keep making more please. If you don't I will die. I really laughed hard and I had seen your cosplay videos. Just so you know, I am a die hard fan of the nordics with the axis. I also have a sexy and cute boy list from hetalia. If you want to know who it is and if the other cosplayers want to know, just note me please. Thank you Hetaliarp-germany.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sl8G6... Β This cosplay video. if it isn't you. I am very sorry. Β I think you are denmark.
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Glad you like it^^
Hehe, yeah, about that, I didn't do it for the sake of the pairings so there never really was a chance that I would have done Sufin. I was for the sake of the awesome research some "scientists" decide to make xD!
I'll try and please, don't die D:
.... My what? I've never cosplayed xD?! May I see whoever it is you thought was me?
Good to hear! I to am a huge fan of the awesome Nordics... Especially the one with the laaarge axe and loud mouth
Thanks for the comment
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I laughed. Really hard. Especially commentary you wrote in the description. I was confused by the ruler because I thought it would be in increasing order. So that was a bit off. However I still got it. You displayed the characters personalities VERY well. I think your anatomy is very well done. I think that Denmark's hand seems to be a little off. However it isn't a huge deal. I also feel France's body has very large hips for a male. But it still looks very well done. I love the way you drew England, the angle, expression, and the hand gesture. It's PERFECT. Denmark's expression is really great, as well. I just really liked this piece and I have not seen anything like it, so five stars for originality. You had a very good vision, the execution was great as well, but your anatomy could be improved on a tad. But I wouldn't go call myself an expert in anatomy. So I suppose I'm just making a suggesting. I also love your style, it's unique and very identifiable.
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Thank you very much for the thorough critique!
And don't worry, it's not just you. The anatomy is awful. I'm still working on that and hopefully I'll improve in time^^!
I'm so happy you like it and that you think my style is identifiable. That's what I've been wanting to get for a long time. Hopefully it will get even more identifiable with time.
Again, thank you for the comment. I appreciate it very much
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It was my pleasure. I just saw you requested one and thought 'why not'
It's not awful! I PROMISE YOU THAT.
Like I said, England looks really great and the anatomy is perfect on him. So you definitely have the potential to improve.
It really is. Here's a short story: I saw your work and thought 'I've seen this before.' And once I finished the critique and went to your page I saw the Prussia animation and said OH I GOT IT. And when I re-watched the animation I saw the similarities. ^^
I've found that you develop a style without trying. A lot of people have told me I have my own style and it's unique and I don't see that. So that may be your case.
The pleasure is all mine. I'm glad you appreciate it. ;w;
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I'm so happy you did. It's always nice to hear people's honest opinion
Thanks, but I do know it's not very good ..
He's far from perfect, but yes, I guess he is the one that turned out better than the others.
Hehe, I guess it's not always easy to see that you have your own style. I've wanted to get my own style for so long and I think I can finally see a couple of characteristics in my work. Hopefully, it will become even more my own style with time
I really do!
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Well I'm good at being honest! xD'
No, it is good, I promise! Be more confident with your arts. Trust me.
I suppose that's the case. xD I'm glad you can start to see so. ^^
I can tell by the very muscular neck and boxy face.
And of course the eyes. ^^
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Great feature ;D
Hehe, thanks I'll try.
Guilty as charged xD I don't like drawing spaghetti men and I really do draw boxy faces, lol, thanks for the hilarious expression xD!
What, do I draw characteristic eyes? That's the last thing I expected anyone to say xD
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Well thank yah! Even though sometimes it's not so good in my corner. |D
Anytime!~
See that's your thing right there. ^^
And that's good, it just depends person to person!
I think they're different. They're very vivid. I like it
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I'm sure it's fine^^!
I guess xD
Well, thanks
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America: Damn it...even Iggy's bigger than me...
England: Heh. Wimp.
France: Showing off as usual
Germany: Wow...Italy's bigger than me?!
Italy: Having a siesta while standing up
Japan: Looks like he saw some really horrifying stuff
Sweden: *death glare*
Denmark: I told you guys I'm the king of Europe!
Norway: Why am I even here?!
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So the Hetalia countries are now proud members of the D Club?
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That awk moment when Feliciano's length is longer than Ludwig's.Β
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No but seriously, I need help...
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I feel bad (for Japan, I mean).
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