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*Update - and the winners are!!!*"[...] maybe Prussia found about the other two's little...escapades~ In which case he could be pissed Denmark cheated on him especially with America or he was upset he didn't get the invite X3
another could be who drank the last beer~ America immediately going after Prussia and Prussia after America but we all know it was Denmark~"
(- Kira-Jones managed to refer back to lots of my old art, making all of them sort of lead up to this heated argument between Prussia and America. Very clever! I added the one with the beer too 'cause, well, two of the Beer Brothers are present so an argument like that would be inevitable xD! Congrats!)
5 points go to: "Prussia and America is fighting over who took the last waffle, only to discover the waffle had been....sexually used. They both blame each other, while the real pastry lover, Denmark, who also loves to take credit for other people's pastries (COUGHDANISHESAREFROMWIENNACOUGH) slowly tries to slide away unnoticed.
"You sick fuck, I was gonna eat that"
"No, YOU'RE the sick fuck, you sick fuck!"
*strange whistling noises acting as background music, you know, like in the movies (oh wait, that's just Denmark)*"
(You had me at "the real pastry lover" xD!)
A shared third place (3 points for each) goes to: - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… and - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… Thank you so much everyone for participating and for putting so much effort into it! It was a funny experience - as you might be able to tell since I was not able to pick only 1 winner... There were just too many funny answers to choose from! Congrats to you all
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So, some of you might have tried this little game before --- Okay, I have no name for it (anti-climax.) Anyway, basically, you just have to answer my question and in a few days, I'll pick the best answer and give 10 points to the 'winner!'
I present to you, the Awesome-trio, consisting of:
America ,
Prussia
aaaand Denmark
Onto the question: "What happened 10 minutes earlier?"
LET THE GAME BEGIN!
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Omg, I just came back to this.
i want 30 billion points, Gil and Al are fighting over how awesome Al's underpants are and Mathias is guilty because he accidentally came on them while cleaning the pipes behind a Tuborg Holiday Beers magazine.
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Hahaha xD omg! 30 billion points for Gryffindor!
That's one disgusting story xD
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Yo I am just back from the club and I have changed my negative viewpoint on exotic dancers in the diskothek.
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Diskotek xD
Sounds nice, how come?
Are you having a good time ^^?
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Crap I don't know how to Denglisch.
Well I went to a club that was five stories tall last night (am in Prague now. Train to Munich tomorrow-- long distance hug!) and for whatever reason we stayed in this one pit beneath the stripper cage. I realize I haven't really seen anything like it before. I wasn't attracted to it, but I thought it was athletic and beautiful to watch and at one point told a male friend of mine 'let's turn around so we can see the dancer while we dance' xD. I don't think she was quite a stripper, she wasn't being overly erotic and it showed anything that wasn't showing in a bikini. But I didn't feel like no one was paying attention to the women or it was sexist. So it wasn't fair to knock it until I'd tried it.
lol, across the street was a strip club called "The Night Gym." HAHAHAHA. "Hi honey. I'm home from work. I'm gonna go to the night gym after dinner and work out!" "Oh what a good health conscious husband you are, you go do that sweetie."
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Hahah xD
Cool, I'd have loved to be there. It really wasn't an interesting strip that woman in the club did. It wasn't charming at all and well... it was strip. Not half erotic dance or anything. Disappointing compared to what you saw, I'm sure xD Who are you with
Prague HATES Danes. The only Danes who go there are high school students and they TRASH the place xD So we're seriously hated down there. My brother was going there on his high school trip and his classmates wanted to book this thing where you got to ride around town in a limo with unlimited booze and a dildo show (yes, there's a stripper lady doing the dildo show. You can imagine the rest yourself xD) and I was like... Oookay... Sounds... fun? Now I'm almost sad he didn't get to go on the limo trip xD When I you gonna get the opportunity to try that again?!?!
Hope you'll have a nice trip to München ^^
ARGHAHAH! Priceless xD
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Glad I got a real one then! If it was just someone taking their clothes off, I don't think I would respect the art of it.
Heheheeeee don't get your hopes up for me with that masculine pronoun. The guy is 15. But he's the only decent guy on our tour if 79% females. the bouncer didn't let him in the club at first and he drinks apple juice from a beer glass while we drink beer. He's like our pet. One time we got stranded at an abandoned train station and we were talking about how long it would take before it went Lord of the Flies, and we decided after we finished our haribo gummies we'd eat him first
walking through Pragues old town square we got accosted by so many people selling those parties. On the first day A lady said to Us "hey girls, vahnt to paty on a boat tonight?" At first I was like, hellloooo, Taken, Liam Neeson, sex trafficking! But then I saw there were six different companies selling creative ways to get drunk in the square. I was curious how it would be if I really did go and bet if I was a little more mature I would have a lot of fun on them. One time a young guy came up to us and said, "hey, you girls old enough to party?" He didn't say old enough to drink, the age is 18 in Czechia and I was with some 16 and 17 years olds. We say no simultaneously and he's a kid like, "dang it!" And walks away. I guess you get paid some commission by how many tours you sell xD.
by the way, I'm staying in a youth hostel now. We don't have them in the states do it's quite a uh... Experience xD
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I don't think it was supposed to even be considered art what she did xD and I'd like some of the artsy ones, please xD
Aaww, poor little kid! He should come to Denmark. Then he wouldn't have to be considered so innocent xD and he could drink a long with all you peeps and have a great time, hopefully
Hahah, you should definitely have gone on one! It's not like they were gonna ask for ID, it seems xD!!!
I haven't stayed in a youth hostel before. We have them in Denmark too, but I'm not even sure what the hell it is. Probably just some cheap shit for youths to rent when they're out partying. Which is awesome 'cause there are loads of young people with no money doing that all over the world so I'm all for 'em xD
Haha, I was so depressed when I read you were out partying and I wasn't. BUT I'm going out partying tonight 'cause it's BIRTHDAY TIIIME
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But young flesh is the tenderest! (sorry, Kyook momemnt)
I just got home and it's 5 am and I've been awake in bed for two hours. I'm so surprised to be back? Like, it was light until 10pm in Berlin and was 20 degrees in Munich. I step out into the Newark airport parking lot lugging my suitcase and it's a blistering 40 degrees. I felt in the alps it was almost fall; but summer is still full swing here, and I feel in my woodsy home with all the cicadas at night I'm in a jungle. (At the hostel I heard Turkish party music every night until 1)
on with the tour I went on I didn't have much freedom. I would have gotten sent home for sure if I'd booked one. Since the company that does this basically expecting your parents pay for it rather than yourself (this trip is filled with ritzy brat kids) they're trying to be reputable. We went 'clubbing' in Prague but it was pretty lame compared to what I've done in Austria. We weren't allowed to drink here and had to meet up with one of the adults every hour and a half and went home at 12:30. One kid actually did get sent home the next day because he drank a third a handle of vodka. He was a 16 year old American so of course he doesn't know how to drink and we found him outside the club sitting on the cobblestones. I had thought someone had slipped him a roofie at first he looked so bad. Some if the other boys drank a little and didn't get caught. I was one of only 3 18-19 year olds (the 19 wanted to get a job as a counsellor next year so she stayed straight and narrow) on the trip who could legally buy drinks in Czechia. And I had it in my head I would break the rules unless they explicitly said no alcohol. It would be so much more fun, one or two drinks was all a featherweight like me needed. So I slipped my drivers license and about 500 crowns (20 bucks) into my bra before we left. And the counsellors never explocitly said no tolerance in alcohol until right before we left the hotel, and I didn't have the ovaries to disobey a direct order. I couldn't play dumb anymore if I'd gotten caught was the real reason. So I decided not to drink. Id have other opportunities and already had so it wasn't worth getting sent home.
Ooh? I had assumed being from Europe you'd be experienced with them! Id gotten the impression somewhere they were really common but maybe not. I guess since you kinda grew up in a small town, too. Well, I roomed with 8 people in Munich and had to pay a euro a day for a towel. I felt for a 4.000 trip I was pretty cheaped out on that leg of the journey. It was nice for a hostel but... Eh... I was on the fourth floor for four nights and their elevator didn't really work. But I think Munich was still my favorite of the three cities I visited.
i did like their hallway carpet though!!! Czech it out! It's like the Christmas sweater of an old Bavarian hunter! sta.sh/0279rsydwlao
You'll have had so much more of a blast on your clubbing night than I had on mine! Tell me of what fun happens! I'll assume you're still hungover a bit by the time this is posted so hopefully when the sun is up here and my family won't think our house is being robbed I'll be able to go downstairs and use my computer to finally write you a fancy deserving official birthday message on your wall
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Thank you for the points!!!!!
i really can't believe you picked mine XD I read a bunch of the others and they were so funny and crazy intricate XDDDDDD
but anyway thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I'm tell you again your work is so awesome X3
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Thanks for the awesome answer
And yes, all the answers really were funny so it was hard to pick, but in the end, yours won ^^!
Thanks
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Glad you thought it was funny X3 and I bet people are so creative when they want to be~
and you welcome~
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Thanks a lot for 3d place! I am touched.
You are a very skilled artist with awesome sense of humour. Your art itself told me the story, I just wrote it down.
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Don't thank me, thank yourself
Aww, thank you so much!
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Indeed it was
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thank you for the points! this was very fun and unique!
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You deserved them
Glad you liked it ^^! Be on the look out for more contests like these!
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oooH! awesome! I will!
Also, wtf, I thought I was already watching you XD
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Hehe, thanks for the watch then XD! I really appreciate it
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you're very welcome!
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Either America or Prussia fucked Denmark in the ass and they both love him so they are fighting about it and Denmark looks all worried and crap but really he is thinking threesome...
Miki: Admin... You are horribe sometimes
Waterspade: o-o Agreed
Fireheart: *All she heard: YAOI!!!!!* ^-^
Admin: :3
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Wow, Denny the uke... That's a new one xD!
But Denny wanting a threesome... Can't say I didn't see it comin' xD That dirty birdie.
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Admin: Lol anyone can be a uke just switch all seme and make then a uke~! And yeah I can see him thinking threesome XD
Spaceace: He would not think that admin! *Think: He is mine!*
Grassclover: Yeah he would -3-
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Og course, but you're the first one to take that approach in this little "challenge" xD
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Are you serious!? XD Well I am very very weird minded I am not you average deviant you could say XD
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Yep xD
I like turning the tables like that too, though Denny would never bow down to 'murica... Never xD
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Hmmmmm but America would Denny~! Denny gets it up the arse from Prussia and Denny puts his in America arse.... I am truly horrible XD
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The awesome train, HAHAH!! Somebody should draw that XD
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Agreed XDXDXD I would but um... I can't XD
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I'm not sure I wanna touch that "subject" either xD
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ Aw~
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so either
prussia and america are fighting over who gets denmark in bed tonight
or they're about to sleep but first had to get sexy and dance but then they started fighting over whos better, tony or gilbird
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HAHAH xD! Gilbert is just flying around like, get the fuck out, 'Murica, I'm awesome!
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and dens secretly thinking 'i'll take both'
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Obviously XD! He's been flirting with both so it's kinda his own fault they're bickering, right ;D
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yep and during it they stripped himand prussia took his oants off xDDDD
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America is late for the party as always xD
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he'll get there...
one day
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The awesome trio are fighting over who stole the icecream.
Obiously.
(Keseseseseses~)
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Hahaha, yeah, obviously XD!
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America, Prussia, and Denmark were camping in the woods. it started too rain soaking their clothes. when the rain stopped they hung their clothes out to dry. Later that night when Prussia and America we're asleep, Denmark when out side to go to the bathroom. on his way back he knocked over where the clothes were hanging, and ended up loosing all of his and Prussia's clothes, but being able to save some of America's. Denmark hoped that no one would notice and went back to bed. later that night Prussia started feeling cold, and knew that his clothes had to be dry by now so he could go get a jacket. when he got to where the clothes were he realized that all of them were gone except for America's. he then stormed over to where America was sleep and started yell at him thinking that he took their stuff. America and Prussia started fighting and Denmark was trying to plat casual so they wouldn't know it was him.
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God damn it, Denny XD
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Prussia and America were sleeping and Denmark was doing...Something that woke the two up and started arguing. Denmark is nervous about them finding out...
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Hehe, bad Denmark, bad boy!
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