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*Update - and the winners are!!!*"[...] maybe Prussia found about the other two's little...escapades~ In which case he could be pissed Denmark cheated on him especially with America or he was upset he didn't get the invite X3
another could be who drank the last beer~ America immediately going after Prussia and Prussia after America but we all know it was Denmark~"
(- Kira-Jones managed to refer back to lots of my old art, making all of them sort of lead up to this heated argument between Prussia and America. Very clever! I added the one with the beer too 'cause, well, two of the Beer Brothers are present so an argument like that would be inevitable xD! Congrats!)
5 points go to: "Prussia and America is fighting over who took the last waffle, only to discover the waffle had been....sexually used. They both blame each other, while the real pastry lover, Denmark, who also loves to take credit for other people's pastries (COUGHDANISHESAREFROMWIENNACOUGH) slowly tries to slide away unnoticed.
"You sick fuck, I was gonna eat that"
"No, YOU'RE the sick fuck, you sick fuck!"
*strange whistling noises acting as background music, you know, like in the movies (oh wait, that's just Denmark)*"
(You had me at "the real pastry lover" xD!)
A shared third place (3 points for each) goes to: - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… and - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… Thank you so much everyone for participating and for putting so much effort into it! It was a funny experience - as you might be able to tell since I was not able to pick only 1 winner... There were just too many funny answers to choose from! Congrats to you all
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So, some of you might have tried this little game before --- Okay, I have no name for it (anti-climax.) Anyway, basically, you just have to answer my question and in a few days, I'll pick the best answer and give 10 points to the 'winner!'
I present to you, the Awesome-trio, consisting of:
America ,
Prussia
aaaand Denmark
Onto the question: "What happened 10 minutes earlier?"
LET THE GAME BEGIN!
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Why do you think I mentioned it ;D
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Wait, what is that little loveliness on Alfred's boxers?
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I think you mean "in" his boxers 
What you see is me slowly falling for America's character and therefore I feel the need to apply my own little details to his personality. He happens to be fond New JOISEY
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"Little"
Haha! I hope I'm not coloring your view of him /too/ much! You have the satirical map of New Jersey, which part is he from again? xD www.deviantart.com/users/outgo… I've gotta know!!
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Or McMansions! Take your pick xD
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Well, we have our fights, but you gotta love the people that hang on even though you have your quarrels. America is annoying... But sometimes, I can't help but love that son of a bitch xD
Duuuuh, "WE'RE AT THE JERSEY SHORE, BIIITCH" xD!
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No better place than the jersey shore!!! Well, I guess McMansions would be better if you want to feel rich, but you're drunk anyway so who cares. the shore has so much more personality! xD (or we could all just party at my house!)
I'm proud you resisted your temptation to make him a redneck. Jersey rednecks aren't true rednecks.
Oh Gilbert.... Better hope Norway lends you that SPF 60!
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No matter what... we will party at your house! xD
I only consider Texas people true Redneck xD
Yeeeeah... He might get a bit of a problem... Naah, he's covered by me most of the time anyway
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Wunderbar!!! The only complication... If we party at my house, the cops WILL show up. Luckily for us, there is a conveniently placed forest in the back to hide in.
What the fuck sort of icon is that? XXXXDDDD
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Well, we can always go to my place afterward xD? No cops here and you can even get into bars
The sort that will hunt you dreams It's also the second most powerful icon. The first one obviously being
You know what? I took off my shoes when walking my dog today. I had forgotten how nice asphalt feels under your feet! The best walk I've had in a while by far!
Oh, and I met a drunk driver that was '-' <-- that close to running me over and immediately after he was '-' that close to crashing with another car. I didn't think too much about it, but a quarter of an hour later, a car pulled up beside me and a man asked me if I was okay. Then he told me the other guy had indeed been drunk and that he had just stopped him and driven him home. He was such a nice guy! I was more shocked because of him rather than the experience of nearly being run over XD!!
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Okidokie!
Kyook don't ever use that fucking humpty dumpty icon with me again it's seriously grossing me out.
I much prefer shrek. He's too strong in my childhood so I just see it as a normal Shrek rather than a rapist one.
Don't you live in a city? Isn't there bubblegum and dog shit on the sidewalk? I do it here there's nothing but nice pointy rocks 
Yikes! And drunk that early too? Well that guy was really nice
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.... I've found your weak spot
Yeah, but I'm at my mom's place and I was walking around outside the village (funnily enough, here is where there's dog shit on the sidewalk (and slurry)). In Aarhus, I have yet to find dog shit on the street. There's probably been some gum, but not so much that it's disturbing. The worst thing you'll find on Aarhus' sidewalks are broken glass. But you can find that here too, so :/ (I actually met someone who walked around barefooted in Aarhus - well, she was skipping/jumping around, but whatever xD) They are really good at cleaning the streets in Aarhus. I think I'll start running around there barefooted xD
(Yeah, who wouldn't want a pointy rock stuck to their foot xD)
He was probably an alcoholic :/ They are not rare in villages like these. Not like it's a village of drunks, but I know a couple xD
Funny thing was he was actually LOOKING for me. He drove up behind me, talked to me for a bit then turned the car around and drove back. That was the most surprising thing of all. I would have thought it was less uncommon if he had just spotted me on his way back or something.
(Had to look purty up though I had an idea of what it might mean xD) - I don't think so... I hope not xD
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No not my weak spot! D: Certainly that will stop me next time I gargle on pointlessly about the military or chicken fries!
You're /still/ there? Did your roomie kick you out or something? xD I guess if you wouldn't be the only one in Aarhus and you didn't care it wouldn't be too bad. Plus, it would be easier to walk on the beach too.
Only the best people want pointy rocks on their feet!
What? He talked to you, picked the guy up, and talked again on the way back? Well, I guess he needed someone to share his good deed of the day with. I thought I've used purty before around you, I just meant it as pretty. But usually when I spell it like that I mean to say it in a redneck way or am saying it in a funny way for exaggeration of a scenario.
Aggh I just typed up a resume for that job at the crazy house. They just emailed me back and want me to come in and interview tomorrow morning fuuuck I have no idea what I'm gonna say.
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Hahaha, I'll remember that!
I'm the one with the name on the contract so that's not gonna happen
I definitely will! Pointy rocks rock!
No, he didn't stop The first time. He immediatly drove after that guy and 20 min or so later, he drove back only to find me, ask me if I was okay and inform me he had taken care of that guy. So sweet.
I know, remember, I looked it up xD
Goooood, I hope it went well!!!
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This must have been a phone message. Honey, I bet you wrote me that whole story just so you could use the fugly horny egg iconplz.
I guess that's the problem with being older. He'll automatically assume you're more experienced. Video lectures-- they're not live, are they? Why can't you take notes? If it makes you feel better, just picture me trying to parallel park an American-sized SUV. But we don't have penises here and drive mostly automatic cars so we don't have to worry about red lights or starting on a hill.
Anyhow, what was my saving grace to pass the written theory test was I took a bunch of quick online quizzes. They pick from the same pool of questions they would on the real test. Once I aced it three times in a row I decided I was ready. Of course this is an American version that I provide for example, but maybe you can search one on the Danish/Europeans version. On the American test there are 50 multiple choice questions and you needed to get 40 right to pass. If you got above a certain score, or got good grades in school, some insurance companies offered an insurance discount. www.state.nj.us/mvc/Licenses/s…
OMFG, it's so publicly known he makes pornos?! How can you walk in the grocery store and expect people to respect you? Ahhhh!The importance of finding respectable work. I'm curious though... how does everybody know? What if he's the town hero for providing everyone with good local porn?
I fucked up. I forgot to hand her the resume, but she never asked for it. Crap, I even printed out an extra so we could each look at it. I basically told her the work experience she wanted to know anyway. But there was some impressive stuff on there that I had done around town. One of the things I excel at is making mediocre things that I've done sounds exceptional. And, my pen died half way through taking notes and had to engrave them in the paper. Dunno if she noticed. I just now sent her a thank-you-for-meeting-me email and attached the resume xD. I'm not sure how much I need the job anyway since it's 9 bucks an hour to clean diapers and help kids go to the bathroom and let them grab me in a swimming pool. But hey, it's just a week. I can't tell myself I'll actually be working on my Summer school work then anyway. So I'm trying to convince myself to take it if they offer it. They'll tell me within 24 hours.
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Yep xD this is gonna be another one of my lovely phone messages.
Hehe, my father didn't pick me up in time so I needed to kill time and the eggman was just so perfect xD
No, he won't xD 'cause as I've told you before, driving a car without a license and without the presence of an actual teacher who carries evidence that you've been trained by him on before hand - recently - you will get a fine and lose the right to try and get a drivers license for the next three years. So being older here doesn't equal experience xD! Unless you're there because you lost you license for some reason, but he knows I'm new xD he only assumes that 'cause my father told him he had trained me illegally and apparently, they must think of each other as the Godfathers of teaching how to drive xD
Don't worry, se have those too
Funny to hear how your system works. I was actually wondering that. Our test consist of 25 questions, as far as I know. There are 3-5 possible answers to each question and you have to check all of them with either yes or no. Get one answer wrong and the entire question will count as a mistake. you can only have five mistakes. It pisses me off 'cause my mistakes are always only due to one wrong answer out of 4 right answers for a question.
He's definitely not the town hero xD The only ones who respect him Are the ones that respect him for his work as a teacher.
And what can I say, I'm from Nordjylland xD The land of gossip and farmers. If there's something interesting about you, everyone will know. His studio is in Hobro and it's like 45-60min away from Fjerritslev - the place my parents live, but that's no problem. Everybody knows xD - except me, I'm happily ignorant, apparently xD
Oh, you poor little you xD well, I hope you get the Job anyway ^^! But your school didn't start yet? All Danish schools started this Monday - except the university, of course.
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FUCK YOU EGGMAN
Holy Canolis!? Three years if caught driving without a license? You mean business huh! I was considering taking my Austrian around, even though I just had a permit (can only drive with a licensed adult in the car). Would have gotten in a lot of trouble if caught. But I've neve been pulled over before. Just in case it happens, I'm trying to learn the names of the local policemen who've worked at the school. So I can say "Oh, do you know officer Larson?" And them they'll be all fuzzly and nice to me and hopefully not give me a ticket.
Yewww... I hate questions like that. Or like on history exams they'd ask you to put the events in order, and if you got 1 wrong, it would make all of the others wrong too.
Uh, and even the teaching he doesn't seem to do incredibly well. Unless he's respected for breaking the rules.
I'm starting to get the impression Dabes are ultra-gossipers. What was that word you used before? Meltfadras? Gossiping about fucking Nazis and porn and things. How dare you! Just kidding, I'd do the same xD
Nope! We still have to do our big family vacation. Universities start in the 20's of August, but I have until September 4th with highschool. Outside NJ public schools usually start weeks earlier, we're just awesome that way.
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You will never get rid of him now!
(I'm pretty sure it's three years? No you make me doubt myself XD!!)
Haha, I wish it was that easy here xD No local policemen working our schools :/ Now I wish we did solely so I could get out of tickets like this xD
Exactly. What the fuck! - though I've never taken a history test like that, but you probably already knew xD
Well, I've only been there twice and only sat in a car with him for 5 min. - the rest of the time was spent learning theory in front of a computer screen without him present so I can't really say if he's good or bad yet. If he knows you've been driving illegally, he'll try you out and if you are as good at driving as you say you are, he won't waste time teaching you things you've already learned - which they will do at any normal driving school. So that's all fine. I don't mind that. As long as he doesn't overestimate me, I'm cool. I'm glad I'm not a nervous driver 'cause he sure gets down to business quickly xD It's my third day tomorrow and I've only been taught theory and he's already taking me on the road. But since I've been there so many times before, it doesn't really matter xD So I guess he's famous for breaking the rules in a good way. People know they can get their license fast at his place IF they know what they are doing. You have to go to the exams all the official places so if you're not good enough, you can't get the license anyway. He's not that corrupt xD I'm looking so much forward to trying the icy hill (I have no idea what you call it xD? We call it 'glatbane' - slippery-road, kinda.)
Dabes? Danes xD? Well, Danes sure like their gossip, but I just happen to be from the most old-school place of all of Denmark. Like, all the housewives have nothing better to do than gossip. The rest of the Danes usually hate us for that xD I hate people here for it. I'm more big city minded at that point. But it's the same all over the world. I bet you know those places or those towns where everyone knows each other and they are like "one big family." ugh..
OMG! what's your problem o.O?! I'm so gonna pass that on if anyone I know who will ever consider to take a year out in an American High School. Go to Jersey!
At our universities, it depends what study you chose. Japanese studies began around the 20th of August, but it was only 'rusuge' (the week were we get to know the schools and our fellow students -- basically, you get drunk for a week.) This week is not mandatory and real classes didn't start till the beginning of September. A friend of mine is studying Arabic and they didn't start till freaking February o.O?! But late August - early September is the most normal time to start, as far as I remember.
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I've sealed my fate by speaking of it too much.
This is true, you don't get that opportunity to kiss up xD. But you have less of a need to be paranoid. As I see it, Danes aren't as worried about a school shooting massacre so no need for it.
'The icy hill'? We don't have that. What, do they pour water down a hill and freeze it as an excersize or something? My advice would be don't be nervous about the highway, it's easy to go fast because it's straight. And take the turns slightly slower than you think you'll need to. And if you do fail the written test, don't wait long to take it again. My brother failed it by one question and he kept pushing back retaking it. He only just got his license last month.
That was a phone post for me too, I'm allowed mistakes! Even if Dabes is an especially silly looking one xD. B and N are neighbors on the English keyboard!
Yeah, we have a town like that. It's called Watchung. Cute little family of druggies and alcoholics they are. The highschool is actually in my town, but it's named after their town. Which has only a third of our population. And a native American name meaning "high hills." All of the people pronounce it WATCH-ung. But one day I met the mayor of that town, who pronounced it wa-TCHUNG like it was a karate move or something. Because it's more authentic because that's what the Lenape called it. My town was named after a revolutionary war hero/doctor. But a whole NJ county was too. The same county that in the NJ map I showed you is called Hill People and retired hippies and rednecks. SO when I tell people where I'm from sometimes they think the county and they're like "so you're a hick? You don't look like one." and then I have to explain myself.
Yeah, the colleges that start around the 20th it's usually just the freshmen meet up week and everyone else comes later. Did they just offer the Arabic major in the second semester?
That said, we leave around June 20th, which is later than most other states. But pass it along anyway! Our schools are the awesomest. So many different people and viewpoints. And some of the better in the country. www.nsf.gov/statistics/seind06… there's the midwestern states, it's easy to have good classes if there's no one who lives there. Then there's those rich New England bitches who own yachts. And random little New Jersey. So yes, send them to New Jersey! (just warn them they won't survive Newark if they're calling people niggers all the time and asking to touch their hair)
Camp emailed back! No job for me. Oh well. Can't say I wanted it that desperately. Near minimum wage isn't enough to pay a teenager without a degree to change the diapers of thirteen year olds' or have kids grab my swimsuit off in the pool. Not to mention it was just a college kid who interviewed me. And lied about working papers. And the place was kinda ratty looking. I'm just gonna trash talk them to make my self-esteem feel better now. I'll get a tan instead.
BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS. ULTRA GOOD NEWS. FOR ME. I DONT THINK YOULL CARE. BUT MY MOM JUST PUT A NEWSPAPER CLIPPING OF AN ARTICLE AND LEFT IT FOR ME TO FIND ON THE TABLE. BURGER KING IS BRINGING BACK THEIR CHICKEN FRIES! OMG OMG. LETS GET DRUNK! LETS HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
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That you have xD
Never had a school shooting so no, we don't worry all that much ;D Also, practically no one has the right to own a gun and we can't use it for self defense and it's pretty much impossible to get a gun in the first place... so... nothing to worry about here xD.. One year, though, during my sister's first university year, there was a bomb threat so the school had to close down and evacuate (during the exam period.) Apparently, SOMEONE hadn't prepared for their exam and thought an innocent threat could buy him some time. The idiot is obviously never going back and was thrown to prison xD Come on, boy, it's just not worth it, is it xD? So that's the wildest that ever happened here. A brat and an empty threat xD
But I guess girls can still get out of tickets. Just show some cleavage, hahha xD - I don't know how well it works, though. And I think our policemen are generally fine people, but I guess there's always that one asshole that won't let anything slip xD? I haven't been into contact with the police before (only when my parents were in trouble xD) and I think they've acted justifiable in those situations.
Maybe I spoke too fast? I'm pretty sure I saw the icy hill in Hobro, but I can't find pictures of it. Only pictures of training roads with water all over it? Anyway, it's something like that. They don't pour water on it, we have sprinklers xD So they take you there and then they ask you to make the car rotate around itself so you can try what it's like and then they want you to figure out how to gain back control of the car (they gave you instructions on beforehand, of course XD). I think it's a good exercise and we need it 'cause it rains a lot here and we have icy roads almost 6 months a year xD
Don't worry, the highway is the least of my worries xD I'm only "worried" about the stuff that requires finesse. I'm not all that worried, though. Just gonna try it xD I'm sure it'll be fine (and my father just got a car for me and my brother to practice in so I'm fucking excited! I get to drive around all day now with out without a driving instructor xD Gotta start practicing them sick parking skills!)
Oh, we can't do that. If we push it back for too long, we'll have to redo everything. So don't worry, I'll make sure to get them tests taken xD But good thing your brother got his license! Tell, is he you little bro? I always thought you were the youngest - though you haven't spoken THAT much about him xD
Of course, mam!
Lol, only druggies and alcoholics are like that in America xD? Our normal people in those towns are just as bad at the gossiping xD
Funny story
Nice to finally have something in common xD!
I don't know. He's gonna have as many lessons as everyone else, I guess. I don't know why they start late.
We don't have any official vacations so it's all up to every study to decide when and how long your "vacations" are. My study was pretty large with it. I got Christmas vacation from the beginning of December and didn't have to go back til the 12 or 15 of February - if I remember correctly. And Summer vacation started pretty early too and lasted till September. We had homework and exams, though, so most of the time, it wasn't actual vacations. But you didn't have to go to school and that was a win, definitely XD
Don't worry, it's Americans who have that hair touching fetish xD and I think we know better than to call them niggers
HAhah xD Yeah, trash-talk them all you want. Get it out of your system xD
But yes, on the bright side, you can get a tan. The sun is long gone here so I'll have to settle with what little tan I managed to get during Summer :/
OMFG!! I hope they'll bring them to Denmark so I can try them out xD!! And how sweet of your mother to do that, hahha xD!
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I remember when I was in 8th grade (one year before high school), I heard that the high school was closed because of a bomb threat. It was in the spring... don't remember the deats if exam day or nor. I wasn't hip enough with the highschoolers to get much more details than that. I don't think they caught ours though. I'm pretty sure it was a pretty unprofessional threat, maybe an anonymous call or a written message, but they have to take caution anyway because if half the town's kids are killed and the police KNEW about it, there'd be a thousand lawsuits. Heard they called in the Bombsquad. I didn't hear about anyone catching the kid though.
I don't know if I'd ever show cleavage, but I'd definitely flirt a bit. Plus, when adults first meet me I usually come off as genuinely interesting and they like me. It's the kids who think I'm boring.
You got another car!? That's great!!! I didn't want to come right out and say my current car that me and my brother share similarly was also bequeathed to us for practice purposes; because we were just talking the day before about how we hated the kids who got red Ferarris as a gift for their first cars and crashed them up or didn't appreciate how much work it takes to get enough money to buy one. But I guess we're equally guilty now
Ooh yes, I guess I never talk about my broski in detail. We're fraternal twins, actually ^.^ Both 17. We're pretty opposite though. Like, he won't eat chocolate and never even kissed a girl. He's a good looking kid but the enginery socially awkward sort who likes to be on his computer all day. And I'm well... *shrug* dunno.
Well hey! Your bloodline is famous, that's gotta be cool! What does a 'special' last name count as in Danish? Is your current one the equivalent of "Smith" or something common? Mine is just an adjective spelled weird. Like some Irishman a thousand years ago was trying to be fancy and stuck an e where it doesn't need to go xD.
We don't touch black-people hair though! That's everybody else because they haven't seen them before. Sister America is not an accurate depiction there. I like her brother better. At least he was buff and stuff xD.
It's getting hard to tan here now. Still possible, but requires much more discipline and laying outside doing nothing on a beach chair facing south reading all day, and most people don't have the resources/time for that. And it's been cloudy all August. But when I go to North Carolina in a few weeks that's farther south, I'll probably get tan. Or burned! Once last year I got burned terribly and I went hang-gliding on the dunes the next day. Very sandy+no skin= not good combination. I felt like all the water I drank was evaporating out of me because I damaged my skin so bad everywhere. Tan lasted until October, though.
I think they'll just be for a limited time. -.- But I hope you can experience them!! I'm pretty sure they're made out of the same seaweed as chicken nuggets, but Europe has stricter food laws than here and SatW taught me Denmark has them even stricter. Hopefully you can get at them.
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They acted the right way, in my mind. We would do the same in Denmark. Aarhus Uni knows threats like that is always some brat trying to get out of his exams, but they have to evacuate anyway. Butthey have always been caught, it seems. I don't think anyone has gotten away with that before. I know that we're a small country and supposedly that should make it easier to catch the bad guy, but still. Our "Rejsehold" was world famous 'cause they had solved every single crime they had ever gotten, as far as I remember. They even made a series that became so famous here - everybody knows it - and it was even sold to other countries and won huge prizes and everything. So obviously, you can't blame it all on us being small or something like that. I'm happy that our police force is apparently pretty good.
Hahah xD I don't know if I would do it either. I'm not even sure I would flirt. Not unless the officer was pretty and young xD - even though ugly and old would make it easier, most likely xD!
It's a shitty old car that is ready to destroy, as far as I know xD And I can't use it on the road ever. It's just a car I can use to drive around my father's place to practice. I wish they had the money to buy me an actual car :/ I don't car how old or ugly, I only want it to be able to legally be on the road xD But it costs a shitload here so don't feel guilty for something like that. Danish kids just don't get cars. The only one I know who got a car from their parents is the half American girl. Her American father bought it xD So, yeah. That will never happen. But I'm lucky to get one to practice in so I'm thrilled xD
Muhhuhuuh, I'll find your brother on... some social side xD Oh God... I'm so gonna be a cougar when I get older XD But wow, twins?! I think it crossed my mind once 'cause it sometimes sounded like you were kinda the same age, but I still wouldn't have guessed (but who knows, maybe he's just too shy to tell you he kissed a girl ;D) - I don't know... I have no idea how normal it is not to have kissed in America at 17. It's normal in Denmark, but we've been drinking courage on bottle for a couple of years by then so lots of stuff might have happened by then xD And the police won't stop us, so... I have no idea how it works at your place - and you already know about our favorite game in 1st grade (kissing game) xD So it's pretty much impossible not to have kissed a girl or boy. A real kiss, though, I guess some at my age age haven't necessarily tried that yet. But it's not normal.
No, it has nothing to do with Smith xD We have that last name and it's not special. By special last name, I mean that pretty much no one else but 1 family is called that. So there can easily be less than 2000 who bare that name - so you can't change your name to a name like that if you're not from that family bloodline or marry into it. You'll need a special permission from every single person who has that last name 'cause it's a family name. There's 644 with my mother's family name and only 105 with my father's... My father's second last name (his father's last name) - the one I got from him - is the 17th most common last name in Denmark xD So fuck me. I'm gonna be royal once I add that one last name. I'll have 5 names xD - one first name, one middle name and three last names xD
I'm afraid to ask 'cause I myself am not fond of telling people on the internet my real name, but I'm so curious that I will ask anyway - I will totally understand if you don't wanna tell me - but what is that weird "Irish adjective-ish" name xD?
(Omg, my father just walked by and saw that I had searched for our name and he was like, "by the way, I asked our family if they were okay with you using our name and they said yes" - so it seems it will finally happen! Now I just gotta convince him to let me shorten my first name and delete that middle name ('cause I think he might wanna pay for this change so why not change it all at once x3 ).)
He's spot on, hahahahah xD!!!
Well, she based the 'Americans wanna touch' think on some fact, as far as I remember, but even if someone claims it's a fact, I know the real world might be a lot different. I don't expect to see white Americans constantly asking every black person if they can touch his/her hair xD
Oh... so it was... sort of worth it xD? I think I would rather be white than have sand grinding against my sensitive red skin xD! But good luck on the tan! Please, tan a bit for me too, okay
D:!! My life is ruined! xD I'll be on the look out. But I never see commercials for Burger King on TV so I probably won't notice if we get them. I don't even know where there's a BK in Aarhus xD?! It's all McDonald's and SunSet xD There is some, though... I wonder where they hide? Maybe I just turn the blind eye to them 'cause I hate them by principle xD
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I just did some research into our case. Yeah, our police caught they guy quickly and he confessed. He wrote it on the wall of the bathroom and claimed he meant it as a prank.
The thing that I don’t like about those cop shows, at least ours, is sometimes the cops are jerks once you turn a camera on. They sold yours to other countries? Did they sub it?
Yup, my car too. Good old tank.
You say you can practice with it, but you’re not allowed on the real roads? Does your dad’s place have little roads the police can’t go and stuff? You said you don’t have that ‘permit’ period where you can drive with a licensed adult in the car. How else are you supposed to practice if you’re not allowed out on the roads? We need at least 6 months of practice to pass our test, and I gather it’s easier than yours. You can’t gain all of that practice paying an instructor to be in the car with you.
Lool, that’s funny. The sole American girl with the car. But I understand since you need to pay for all of those permisions and it’s probably not worth it unless you drive it a lot. That wouldn’t work here because no one would be able to work without a car.
I have to ask though, I’m so curious about how people adapt to marrying someone in another country. Because it might be me someday. Probably your friend’s dad met her mom speaking English, since Danes would know English better than an American would know Danish. Do you know if they still communicate primarily in English? Or does he speak Danish now? Fluently? Conversationally? Badly? It’s probably harder to learn when you’re older, especially if everyone speaks English anyway and his wife is a translator. But certainly their daughter was raised in Danish?
Hehe he doesn’t even use social sites. Maybe he kissed a girl and didn’t tell me, in fact he would never tell me, but I’ve barely even seen him talk with one.
It was easy for me to admit to you that I haven’t had sex before, because I’ve gotten nowhere close. It’s not that I think it’s a sinful thing, I would totally do it if I ever got close enough in a relationship to someone. But anyone who knows me knows I’m an ice-queen. I read somewhere that at age 18 half of all Americans have had sex. But at my age I and any American would definitely be embarrassed to say they haven’t kissed anyone before. I had my first kiss at 13 or 14 and I was embarrassed that was a little late. I’m surprised though, a few people at your age haven’t kissed someone before? What, did they skip bases one two and three, and just take the home run? Or are these people that haven’t kissed the same ones that haven’t had sex?
For us, it’s only the latinos that have five different names xD. I read somewhere that names were very important in Scandinavian culture? Like in Sweden they could name their child one of only 600 names in a book. Why is that? I know here you can name your kid anything that's not offensive or with symbols in it. So yeah, there's kids named "Blue Ivy" "North" "Sexfruit" and some Neo Nazis who named their kid "Adolph Hitler." But you can change your name to anything reasonable, you don't need family permission.
How did you get all of your names? I’m so confused, don’t you take the one from your father? Which he got from his father? Do you take your mother’s maiden name and make it a middle name?
Most Americans only have 2 or three names. My mother had just a first and last, so when she married my dad she just bumped her maiden name to her middle name. Usually American middle names are the first names of the last family member that died or someone the mother was close to. But I love my middle name, and my last name, so when I marry I don’t know what I’ll do. I don’t want to get rid of one D:
Well, eh, this is a pretty obscure message 15 replies in and under someone else on something with 120 comments. Usually I wouldn’t disclose it but I guess it’s alright. I hope I don’t disappoint you with talking it up so much, it’s not that great. It’s literally just “Goode.” Silly, right?
Yeah, a few days pain was worth the 7 week tan. But it would have been better if instead of getting burned beyond recognition and giving me skin cancer when I’m 70 I’d have just stayed out a little bit less and had a healthy tan that lasted 6 weeks.
We say that in English sometimes, we get what it means. But it’s not as common so when you say it’ is sounds extra sweet!
Ooh what’s a Sunset? Does Denmark have their own fast food chain? xD
Remind me again why you hate BK by principle?
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Well, that's a relief!
It was a series, not a show xD They were all actors xD
And yes, they subbed it and sold it to countries like Germany, Australia, Croatia AND the U.S.
Is that what you call it xD?
As said, you're not allowed behind the wheel unless you're close to your 18th birthday AND a driving instructor is present - in a car made for it (the one where the instructor also has a set of pedals in case you fuck up and he need to take control xD). My father borrowed an oooold car that doesn't even have license plates - which is why THAT car cannot drive on the road. I myself can't legally drive any car on the road unless it's during a lesson with my instructor (we all know I do it anyway ;D). My father lives on a farm with a lot of extra space so I can practice on his ground in the car with no plates. And nope, you can't legally practice driving when it's not during lessons. I don't know if we get more or less practice than you since we might have to drive more hours with our instructor than you do before we can take the exam. I can't remember how many hours it is you have to take so we can't even compare xD
But as we say here: "you won't learn to drive until after you've gotten your license." I think everyone is well aware that most parents let their children drive once in a while to help them practice. Hell, I was driving my dad's tractor when I was 5 xD But the police will not have mercy on this point so you gotta be subtle about it.
Well, a few others had cars, but they had payed for them themselves, obviously xD Most drove to school in their parents'. But as you know, we have a certain work ethic and teenagers earn a lot more money here than they do in America so some actually can pay for their own car. Just gotta buy and old ugly one and then pimp it yourself xD Though, I actually didn't see any rusty cars or anything at my high school o.O? Most drove really expensive and pretty looking cars.
Believe me, it's the same here xD Everyone needs a car unless you live inside one of the bigger cities. And there's only 4 of those so that's not very likely xD But teenagers here just don't get that luxury. Even though it's damn near impossible getting anywhere here, you just have to figure it out yourself. Find a bus that matches your schedule or simply bike (we're a country of bikers, after all xD). If you're lucky or live so far out that none of the above is possible, your parents will drive you. My parents always drove us to work ^^ - I was super lucky on that point 'cause I guess it wasn't impossible for me to bike to work xD
Their mother wasn't a translator xD?
Anyway, they met in America so they spoke English. When she got pregnant, they decided to move to Denmark because they thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in America. I don't know if she taught him Danish before they moved - I think usually, they will teach you some, but not much. But when you move - especially to a country like Denmark - you have to learn Danish or else you can't get work and you won't be accepted into society - not that it's not like that in every country. If you move to a country, you learn their language, their culture and some of their history. That's just how it is. So he speaks perfect Danish. The first time I met him, I didn't know it was her father 'cause I couldn't hear an accent. I only heard him say one of two sentences so he got lucky, I guess. I'm pretty sure he'll have an accent if you speak with him for a longer period of time. But it's not something that makes him harder to understand. He's lived here for many years, after all. The kids were raised like most people who have parents from different countries are raised: he spoke English to the kids and she spoke Danish. That way, they learn both language almost equally as well. Obviously, she's better in Danish because everyone else spoke Danish to her, but she's fluent in both and better in written English than her father because we learn the grammar a different way than you do. Like, if you learned Danish, you would probably be better in written Danish than me on many points 'cause I haven't exactly learned the grammar. We just grow up with it. (Funny fact: when she was little and went to visit her American family, she spoke either a mix of Danish and English or just Danish (she understood and spoke both language, but she didn't understand they were two different languages) so she got super mad when her family didn't understand her. Like, if you spoke English to your mom and she would be like... what? XD)
My sister and her boyfriend met in Spain - they both worked there - and they probably just spoke English with each other. When they started dating, she started learning Dutch. She tried to teach him Danish, but he wasn't very willing, as far as I remember xD Then she moved in with him for a year and got fluent in Dutch while she taught him some Danish. Then they moved to Denmark and he started taking Danish classes. And he's better than everyone else there because he has my sister whom he speaks Danish with at home. Now, he speaks pretty much fluent Danish (and he has also only been here for about a year), but with a heavy accent, but he's easy enough to understand. Now, they speak a mix of Danish, English and Dutch to each other (they don't mix it together, obviously, but they might switch from conversation to conversation.) It depends on what they are talking about. If they are fighting, I think it's mostly in English or Dutch - because English is obviously their common language. She might say something in Danish he doesn't understand. He might say something in Dutch she doesn't understand. But in English, they are on the same level. I think Dutch is their second favorite language to fight in because others don't understand what they are saying xD If he calls her, it's usually in Dutch as well. It all depends on where they are and who are with them. And, of course, what they wanna say. Some things might be easier to say in one language rather than another. So... yeah. I've never heard them speak Spanish together, though xD They probably did back when they were in Spain while other Spaniards were around them xD There's no reason to keep on going in Spanish.
I think they wanna raise their children the same way the half American's parents did. And since her boyfriend works in an international school, they will most likely send them there to learn English ('cause kids there have to speak English since the children come from all over the world, which is why they need teachers that speak loads of language, 'cause obviously, the kids sometimes do as the half American girl did xD Or they might simply not know the word in English. But their standard language in school is English). So they would learn 3 languages from little.
So that's how it is. Remember that if you marry a foreigner xD They will expect you to learn their language - even if they don't say it out loud. It's disrespectful not to learn it just 'cause you both speak English. And your standard language for conversations will most likely depend on where you live. Also, you probably shouldn't expect him to wanna stay in America xD If you desire to marry a foreigner, you have to be prepared to move to another country - 'cause they will too. You might not even end up in any of your "mother" countries xD We all know better than to expect my sister and her boyfriend to stay here or in Holland. I'm guessing they will either move to Belgium (Bruxelles) or Germany 'cause I think it would think my sister's career better. She was actually kind of a douche to her boyfriend xD Half a year or so after he had come to Denmark, she moved to Holland for half a year as an exchange student xD Well, not that it's douchy of her to go as an exchange student, but it was kinda evil of her to pick the Netherlands xD But it was close to Bruxelles and she could practice her Dutch in the meanwhile so I guess it was a good choice.
Wow... rant... But this is my experience with people who get together with someone from another country^^ I don't wanna "marry" a Dane (I say "marry" 'cause I would prefer not to marry xD) so I've already thought a lot about how I wanna do this. I expect them to learn my language and I wanna learn theirs. Our children will be raised in both languages and I want them to go to an international school (unless we live in a country that doesn't speak either of our mother languages. Then we will probably have to sacrifice on of them so they can learn that language instead). I don't really care where we live - unless he's from somewhere unsafe (like Afghanistan, Iraq or something like that. Nor will I live in a country with Muslims as the majority.) though, I guess it's always up to debate. I think I wanna go back to Denmark if we have kids - unless I've fallen head over heels for the country we live in at the time and I find that it would be a good place to raise children. So, yeah, pretty much how everyone else with foreign spouses do xD
Have you given it any thought? Like, would you leave America, would you learn their language, would you go to another country to find a boyfriend or do you expect to find that foreigner in your own country? etc..
Aww xD Try and poke him the next time you walk by him and say that you've found out about that girl he had a thing with xD (or boy xD? Who knows, maybe that's why he haven't kissed a girl yet.) Or simply play this casually when he walks by www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oi4yK… xD!! WATCH FOR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! I've been wondering if my little bro is into this. But I'm not sure since he's so fixated on loudly stating when "SHE/HE WANTS THE D!" xD (It's a good song, by the way xD That band makes a lot of great songs, both the original ones and their parodies xD)
The little ice-queen needs a flaming hot boy to melt her frozen heart, lol xD!!
Those people who haven't kissed definitely haven't had sex either xD But there can be a bunch of reasons why they haven't done it. It's usually not 'cause they haven't had the chance. I think the average get it over with at 16.
.... really? What's up with you, Sweden xD?! I don't think it's like that anymore, but I don't know. And I wouldn't know why it was like that. It's not the case here. I think it's more like in America. But if it's not on the list of accepted names, you'll have to apply for permission to use it (the list is huge. It's not just 600 fucking names xD). Like if you wanna spell Tania that way instead of Tanja or if you wanna name them a foreign name - not that we don't have those. We have LOADS of foreign names that are accepted - especially if they are from a Western country or from the Middle East. But I couldn't find many Japanese names that were automatically allowed. I really like the names Dagran and Zael, but as far as I know, they are not actual names so they are not on the list either xD But I think you can get permission to use most as long as they are not offensive, protected or may cause your child to get bullied. Family permission only applies to middle- and last names that are protected. It's protected if under 2000 people carry the name. But why change your last name to a family name you have nothing to do with anyway, right xD?
Your Latinos would be super royal sounding here xD Only the royal family has that many names. I'm a special case ;D HAHA xD Most here have 2-3 names. My sister and brother only has 3 names. I think it's normal both to get your mother's last name (which she got from her father, most likely) and you father's (which he got from his father). Some just get their father's last name (and maybe some only their mother's if they like that better?) My father has two last names - both his mother's and father's. My guess is he got his mother's 'cause it was a special family name. My mother only has one (her father's, I think, I actually don't know xD! But both my grandparents have that name and I'm guessing my grandpa didn't erase his last name to get my grandma's so it must be his.) So it's very different here. But certainly, 5 names are not normal. I don't wanna erase the one I got from my father (which he got from his father) 'cause it's my official last name and I've always used that when presenting myself (obviously, I only mention my first name and my actual last name when people ask xD). And my mother's name is a family name so I don't wanna erase that either - and I can't really carry both my father's last names and not carry my mother's, that would be rude XD. So since I want my father's mother's last name, I end up with three last names (well, 2 middle names and 1 last name, of course.) And then there's my other middle name which was the same as my father's mother's first name. That I would like to erase, but I'm guessing that's not gonna happen. So 5 names it is xD What a pain. It's not like I don't have troubles already with fitting in all my names when I need to sign official papers with my full name xD All my names are pretty long. Way to go, mom and dad xD
North West, HAHAHA XD! It sounds cool, but it might only be 'cause English isn't my first language. I know Nord Vest would sound fucking idiotic in Danish xD
I would totally go with Dusty Roads if I was you xD It's so awesome, ahahahahah xD!!
Don't get rid of any of them! It's not like you have to xD You don't even have to take your husband's name, you know xD And having 4 names is not that bad
It doesn't matter xD
Guess so :/ Buuut what to do xD
It sounds sweet xD? Hmm.. I'll remember that when I go to America xD
It used to be Subway - which you know - but Sunset got more popular here in Scandinavia so we pretty much switched it out. So it's mostly sandwiches and their food is supposed to be the healthier choice when you absolutely have to go and buy junkfood. I don't like it very much (- I make it sound like I knew that all along xD I had to look it up. I didn't know you didn't have Sunsets.)
There's no reason. I just do - that's my principle xD If my burger doesn't taste like cardboard and my fries don't look like they were undercooked, I'm not eating any of that, hhahah xD!
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They're at a slumber party. Prussia and America were sitting or standing next to each other and Denmark sneaked up behind them and pinched both of them on the arse just to see what would happen.
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Looool, I would have assumed he had been the culprit, surely! But those two can be kind of thick-headed xD
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And now he's just innocently whistling as he hadn't expected it to get this loud.
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Best way out of trouble, lol xD!
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A few minutes ago:
Denmark and prussia started getting a bit... frisky~ and america was annoyed by the noise. america stormed and and started ranting about how the hero needed his beauty sleep and that it was totally not awesome. From a slip of the tongue, he made it seem like he wanted to be in prussia's place and do such things with denmark. Prussia and america start getting into a heated argument about who denmark gets to be naughty with as he just sits there, smirking and watching them fight.
america wins the battle out of being purly so obnoxious that prussia gives up and goes to bed.
then this picture happens: And america realizes he made a biiiig mistake.
The end 
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HHAHAH! Nice way to in cooperate more of my art. Tell me, are you kissing up to me
But it really was a funny tale. Now America will realize just WHY Prussia makes such a racket!
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XD indeed he will!~
Maybe... ewe you're one of my senpai's. of course i'd kiss up to you xD
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xD!
I don't mind that one bit
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hehe ewe great. now imma always call you senpai xD i am okay with this. XD
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Hehe, yay, I'm a senpai
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hehe uvu im also a senpai xD im a senpai with a senpai. senpaiception XD!
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Cool
I dropped out of uni before I became senpai. That was kinda annoying. But at least my Japanese teacher called me sensei 'cause I taught him the ways of the gangster, lolz xD
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oh my god xD I would be honered if my japanese teacher called me sensei... god i love my japanese teacher~ hes so awesome XD when i said i wanted to join his class he looked really worried and said with a straight face "oh no, i dont think thats a good idea. i heart the teachers crazy" and proceeded to give the most horrifying and evil laugh ever XD
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I don't know what's up with them Japanese teachers, but they're all crazy xD I love it!
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i do too xD whats more funny, is hes not even japanese XD hes the whitest guy iv ever seen
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Oh, well, my teachers were Japanese and had lived there all there lives till they came to Denmark last year to teach... But perhaps nationality doesn't matter. Japanese teachers are just crazy in general xD
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Yep xD he has a japanese wife and kid though, and lived in japan for 20 years so. i dont question his skills xD
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I certainly wouldn't either ^^
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omg this pic if beautiful!
As for what happened...
Prussia and America is fighting over who took the last waffle, only to discover the waffle had been....sexually used. They both blame each other, while the real pastry lover, Denmark, who also loves to take credit for other people's pastries (COUGHDANISHESAREFROMWIENNACOUGH) slowly tries to slide away unnoticed.
"You sick fuck, I was gonna eat that"
"No, YOU'RE the sick fuck, you sick fuck!"
*strange whistling noises acting as background music, you know, like in the movies (oh wait, that's just Denmark)*
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Thank you so much *-*!!!!
Ahhh, nothing can ruin your morning like a sexually abused waffle xD!!
(Yeeah, but Denmark perfected them - after this, you'll neeeever guess what his secret ingredient is xD)
Little Denny, it's so like you... Now I wonder if they will ever figure out who the obvious culprit is xD
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I think they're too stupid awesome to figure it out XD
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