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*Update - and the winners are!!!*"[...] maybe Prussia found about the other two's little...escapades~ In which case he could be pissed Denmark cheated on him especially with America or he was upset he didn't get the invite X3
another could be who drank the last beer~ America immediately going after Prussia and Prussia after America but we all know it was Denmark~"
(- Kira-Jones managed to refer back to lots of my old art, making all of them sort of lead up to this heated argument between Prussia and America. Very clever! I added the one with the beer too 'cause, well, two of the Beer Brothers are present so an argument like that would be inevitable xD! Congrats!)
5 points go to: "Prussia and America is fighting over who took the last waffle, only to discover the waffle had been....sexually used. They both blame each other, while the real pastry lover, Denmark, who also loves to take credit for other people's pastries (COUGHDANISHESAREFROMWIENNACOUGH) slowly tries to slide away unnoticed.
"You sick fuck, I was gonna eat that"
"No, YOU'RE the sick fuck, you sick fuck!"
*strange whistling noises acting as background music, you know, like in the movies (oh wait, that's just Denmark)*"
(You had me at "the real pastry lover" xD!)
A shared third place (3 points for each) goes to: - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… and - comments.deviantart.com/1/4745… Thank you so much everyone for participating and for putting so much effort into it! It was a funny experience - as you might be able to tell since I was not able to pick only 1 winner... There were just too many funny answers to choose from! Congrats to you all
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So, some of you might have tried this little game before --- Okay, I have no name for it (anti-climax.) Anyway, basically, you just have to answer my question and in a few days, I'll pick the best answer and give 10 points to the 'winner!'
I present to you, the Awesome-trio, consisting of:
America ,
Prussia
aaaand Denmark
Onto the question: "What happened 10 minutes earlier?"
LET THE GAME BEGIN!
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They were flying to tokyo to stay as a vacation and the plane crashed and America and Prussia blame each other, but in reality, Denmark hijacked the plane to land on a desert island because he wanted to go to a tropical island for a vacation, but both Prussia and America wanted to go to tokyo, because they're fighting over Japan, so they're going to his country to try and fight for his affections, and just to rub salt in the wound, when they get out of this predicament, they see Greece making out with Japan in the next world meeting, and it ends on denmark laughing hysterically, while America and Prussia are ten kinds of dejected.
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Hehe, those poor souls xD
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Hmmm...Maybe America and Prussia are argue about a certain noise keeping them up, and they keep blaming each other for it, but really it's Demark
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I'm wondering what kind of noises that might be xD
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That depends on what they watch before bed, if you know what I mean~
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I also love how you made Gilbird the mediator between the two X3 cause you know Denmark isn't going to jump in the lion's den any time soon
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Nooo, he would never xD Let the bird deal with it xD
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Exactly but that's why we love Denmark he knows when to stay out of it XD
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Love this pic! Love that you put Tony in there too X3 and the guys in their underwear! -u- it's getting to me all three of the awesome trio (drooling)
oh my so many choices!
Maybe it was one of those who's awesomer than who fights or maybe Prussia found about the other two's little...escapades~ In which case he could be pissed Denmark cheated on him especially with America or he was upset he didn't get the invite X3
another could be who drank the last beer~ America immediately going after Prussia and Prussia after America but we all know it was Denmark~
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'Murica needs his Tony to sleep :3
Hehe, both seem fairly realistic to me, hahah xD Great stories^^!
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So cute! I just wanna huggle him! X3
yay! I'm glad you like them!
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What happened 10 minutes earlier? Well...
What happened was that Denmark stole America's glasses and put them on Prussia. When America woke up, he couldn't see anything, so he ran into a wall, which woke up Denmark & Prussia. America noticed that Prussia was wearing his glasses, so he slapped Prussia. Those two got into a fight, and Denmark is acting innocent.
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Yush, someone noticed the squinting America without his glasses xD!!
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The picture is wunderbar! I love their face expressions and design of the boxers Special thanks for stuffed Tony.
The following is my attempt to predict what happened.
They had a usual sleepover but somehow got into a horny mode. They failed to agree on their positions in the threesome. So America and Prussia suggested they play strip poker. The first one got naked goes in the middle. Then the other two play for the most "advanced" position.
Denmark was loosing until (10 minutes ago) he realized that America and Prussia secretly agreed to play against him. The next round he cheated a bit by removing "unlucky" cards. This time Prussia is the one who lost. He is now angrily accusing America for cheating while Denmark is standing aside pretending that he has absolutely nothing to do with this. But the boy is nervous and sweating because if the other two find out what he has done they will "punish" him. (He is hiding "unlucky cards at the back of his boxers). XD
P.S. If you consider them only friends then I have to come up with other version XD
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I'm so glad you like it
I couldn't imagine a sleeping America without a stuffed Tony xD
Hahhaha xD oooh, those guys. It wouldn't even surprise me if they were doing something like that.. Okay, maybe America would be a bit surprising, but not the two others XD
- Don't worry, it doesn't matter if I like them as a pairing or not. If the story is cool, the story is cool
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I guess you are right about America. Let me try again.
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America invited Prussia, Denmark and his brother Canada to party in his house. The latter got very drunk and it did not go unnoticed. Later in the night when the whole house was (supposed to be) asleep Prussia invaded Canada's room. But to his surprise he found only angry American who immediately pushed him out of the room. Now they are staying in the hallway and having this sort of conversation:
America: You are sneaky bustard! I knew! I knew that you are after my brother!
Prussia: I am so sick of you, f*cking puritan!!!! Get laid! And let others to have life!!!
Blah-blah-blah
Meanwhile Denmark (who got the same idea as Prussia but was fortunately a bit late) is pretending that his presence is innocent coincidence. He is nervously trying to figure out what he should do: come back to his room or .. there is still a chance for him to have fun with Canada. Btw, he is hiding a lube behind his back. Yes he is dat confident in his charm XD
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P.S. Failed to come with non-adult version again. Not my fault, blame those awesome abs of Denmark XD
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Oh, don't take it as a negative thing! It wasn't D:! But of course, as stated in the description, you can come up with as many stories as you want to ^^
HAHAH, lol! Mein Gott, poor 'Murica is just trying to protect his bro! I bet Canada is lying somewhere, thinking, "when the hell are Prussia and Denmark gonna show up? They promised!" - dirty birdie... Or, he'll be watching them from a distance, thinking, "Oh America, you don't have to defend me. I'm used to bears and other wild animals. I'm sure I can take down a couple of horny idiots" xD Hardcore Canada, lol!
At least Denny remembered lube 
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Doesn't matter, all versions are welcome^^
(It is hard to resist a body like Denny's, isn't it
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nice pic.
Hmm, the guys h slumber party or something form another night at the bar. There pretty much all very drunk, so one of the opend their month first before they starting yelling at each other and now there saying dead treats. Denmaark is whisteling innoccently thouhgt he prettty much started it.
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Thanks ^^
It's always him, isn't it xD
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np^^
Well, when you look at the picture...
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All right, this'll be fun (I just hope no one has done this already lmao)
The countries were having a huge sleepover at 'Murica's place, because America went all "Yolo, I'll invite ya'll to my big sleepover thing" and even England and Cuba came, and Russia came too, even though he wasn't invited.
So they weren't really sleeping, because people kept coming up with ridiculous games to play, like truth or dare and 7 minutes in heaven and all that shiz, and eventually, it all ended up with a type of hide-n-seek, with various as seekers while everyone else hid in weird places, like, Iceland hid in the fridge for some reason (?), and apparently Russia thought that it was fun to hide in America's office.
The American himself was hiding outside, which wasn't that good an idea, because he literally was only in his undies and t-shirt, dragging around on Tony (the plushy ver.), and it was fucking cold at night, like, piss off General Winter, you don't belong here.
Apparently, two other countries had had the same idea, and it might have been because they tended to think like him. Oh, yeah, it was Prussia and Denmark, two other self-indulgent prick heads, that believed themselves to be the gift to the world. How nice, the Awesome Trio was now assembled, in America's backyard and only in their "pajamases" (because undies and a shirt really can't be called a pajamas, not even if you're holding a blanket or a teddy bear or a dakimakura or whatever)
So like, there is three halfnaked guys that bumped into each other in the middle of the night, and of course, no one would have thought anything else than gay would have happened, but guess what, instead of that, they got startled by a bunch of leaves and ran over to the neighbour (little did they know it was just Sealand that had tried sneak into the sleepover)
So there they were, three idiots in barely any clothes in someone else's garden, 1 am, who the fuck does that even, not someone with responsibilities, all of them breathing heavily because they were convinced they had all just ran into bigfoot or some shit like that.
But because this was America's place and Americans are a bit paranoid(...?), there were traps all over this garden, and unfortunately for the Awesome Trio they fell into a pit in the ground, and then they were stuck there.
Here we are, with the three dicknuggets arguing. Surprisingly, they aren't arguing about anything relevant to their current situation, but instead they are discussing about a (slightly gay) event that happened some parties ago, that included a stolen pair of pants, a strip tease and Prussia making out with someone else in a closet for half an hour, which he of some reason had believed to be America, but who actually was Denmark, who hadn't only felt the places of the Prussian no one else had ever done before, but also grabbed his purse and "borrowed" some money...
Yes, that is why he is trying his best to not look guilty, and as you can see, he is failing pretty hard, but because the two others are complete cupfuckers, the wont notice until the morning where they will be sleeping in a (slightly gay) heap on the cold ground in the pit.
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(Even Russia came though he wasn't invited, LOOOOOL XD!!)
Omg, I'm cracking up already xD
Great segment. Really had me laughing xD And those knuckleheads just never learn xD
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The Awesome Trio decided to have a sleepover at America's house. And of course, being America, they watched Se7en, The Exorcist, The People Under the Stairs, The Conjuring, INsidious, Insidious 2, The Purge, Carrie, a lot of other horror movies, and then played Slender: The Arrival.
That's Denmark got an idea.
Prussia and America were already passed out in seperate room. Denmark went in to America's closet and got a tuxedo, 4 broomsticks, ketchup, an eight foot tall manikin, a bra, and a sharpie.
(Later)
"OHMYGODIT'SSLENDERMANSAVEMEEEE!"
Alfred then realized he was in fact not being chased. He walked cautiously over to 'Slender' and saw that he..... had a neon pink bra on? He then looked at the face.
(Another Later)
"Prussia! Why the hell did you put a %^#$^@$ Slenderman in my room! And, seriously, in a bra? What is wrong with you!"
"Vhat ze %%^$ are you talking about! You voke me up! And I didn't do it!"
"Then why does it have a crappily drawn Hungary on it!?"
".....Vhat!? It vasn't me!"
"Gilbird was on it, too!"
"So?"
"That means it was you!"
During all this, Denmark was carefully inching away, whistling the "Kim Possible" theme song.
And that is how World War III started.
The End.
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Bad, bad Denny! Don't start world wars, damn it D:!!! But it was a creative way to start one, I much admit xD
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Are those... New Jersey boxers? O.o
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thats a confident pose denmarks striking.
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That's the, I'm trying to look confident so know one will notice my terrible state of mind xD he's good at those
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ah, i get it now
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well, he is the king. xD
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He really is ;D!!
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The awesome trio decided to have a sleep over and after a run to McDonald's because America would spaz if he didn't have a burger they Went to sleep all aside from Denny who was watching different things ranging from the food channel to some furniture selling thing ( there actually is one of those XD yay channel surfing) when he noticed that America and Prussia were kinda close to each other. So being the awesome king of europe he is he pushed their head together making them kiss and waking them up and now their segueing about who kissed who ^^
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Hahah XD Oh, the things you people can imagine Denny doing! He'll never stop being as spas xD
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I think he'd do it XD
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Glad you think so ^^!
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It all began at a sleepover in which America had hosted for the Awesome trio. The night went well with bountiful amounts of drinking a plethora of drinks, playing various video games, and even making a mess of the kitchen whilst trying to concoct new foods which were actually edible. However, that search was in vain as most things they made were either highly revolting or entirely too burnt, making England's cooking seem like a five star restaurant. They ended up making a late night run to McDonalds, as America would have nothing less. Later, they came home and watched three scary movies with America, once again, acting like the big child he is.
When the clock struck the latest hour of the night, nearly dusk, America and Prussia found themselves asleep on the pallet they had made on the floor. Denmark was still awake, watching the Food Network as nothing else was on. Looking down, he noticed the slumbering beauties were rather close to one another and made a brilliant plan. He decided to put shaving cream in their hands and tickle their faces with feathers; however, his search for shaving cream was in vain as America's can was found empty in the bathroom's trashcan.
Denmark, however, would have none of that. He grabbed a Sharpie from America's desk drawer and a feather from one of America's Dream Catchers. He decided that he would draw on their faces after he had gotten them to slap their own face. As he tickled their noses, though, they- by pure happenstance- had the same reaction of trying to swat further away from their head, causing America to slap Prussia about the same moment Prussia slapped America. This caused the two countries to wake, very irritable at this point, and begin arguing over who had fallen asleep there first and whom should be given rights to that spot to sleep- as they both seemed to think that the other would hit them or kick them in their sleep.
Denmark, however, was too busy trying not to look suspicious, as he had instigated the entire thing, and was very busy trying to hide the Sharpie that was going to be used to draw on their faces.
((sheesh, Samm needs sleep. This was supposed to only be like seven sentences not four fikken paragraphs ;u; sorry))
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(Omg, the length! I'm already excited to see what you've come up with!)
HAHHA xD Aaaaw, sounds so much like my little Denny :3! He's such a child. Restless. Funny story, thanks for that
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They where at the slumber party than said Denmark that he remember how awesome it was when he had a great army than Prussia said he had the greatest army that got America mad and America said he had the world greatest army and was still existing!
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HAHAH xD Such a dangerous subject! They are sure to piss each other off like that xD
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Yes! I just told you what i thought of the picture! Cause that look on Den's face reads GUILTY far in the distance!
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Sounds familiar.
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