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Published: 2018-05-04 23:13:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 227; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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"Look at her! She isn't even loading the shotgun with salt, what an amateur!""Those aren't that kind of zombies!"
"Did she even realized she could build a flamethrower out of a lighter and a spraycan?"
"I don't think she considered this since she already got guns..."
"And how are those herbs even supposed to heal her? Is she smoking pot or..."
"...Are you trying to make me ragequit?"
"Maybe...!"
What is the best way to spend some quality time with your (adopted) son?
...ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, OF COURSE!
I decided to give a shot at Aatank in "troll dad" mode, he's currently poking fun at the game's heroine's choice of wearing a certain light outfit while the city is overrun by zombies. How many of you figured out who is the character he's making fun of? >3 Don't worry, guys. He isn't one of those weirdos that go against videogame characters that don't covers themselves from head to toe, he's just being annoying for the sake of pissing Shadow off. He might have a point since the clan already faced zombies more than once and knows how to deal with them (along the fact he's probably been bitten so many times to have an immunity on whatever disease is trendy to spread this season), but usually he would recommend anyone to wear at least anything sturdy enough to withstand anything sharp.
...Then there's that huge list of why zombies cannot actually survive on their own, but that would take me too much space and time to type in, I doubt logic would count anyway...
You got it right, I'm freshly off another survival horror marathon. That's how I got this absolutely stupid idea here. I needed to do this since if I slack off too much my skills get even worse than usual and the last thing I want is to get to extremely low levels. Why the first generation PSX controller? Shadow got a knack into fixing electronics, he might be giving it a try after a repair, if he dies in less than a minute the pad is probably not fixed properly... or he just sucks that much! *Dodges a CD shuriken and runs*
Stuff used: Base on paper, color and inking on PS.
Art and characters are (c) by me, lskaori
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Ehe, no.. sta giocando a Resident Evil 3, dove la protagonista nonostante abbia giΓ affrontato gli zombie, non indossa uno straccio di protezione contro i loro morsi.
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magari in un livello si spoglia pure.
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No, non lo fa. Al massimo riceve una specie di cintura porta tutto che va pure attorno alle spalle.
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Il gioco in sΓ© Γ¨ bello, solo ovviamente qui si prende in giro il vestito molto "Lara Croft" di Jill.
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E diciamocelo.. mi ha regalato un bell'incubo la prima volta. Pensa a un Medievil ma ambientato negli anni novanta e tu invece di un cavaliere non morto sei parte dei corpi speciali della polizia e devi scappare prima che facciano esplodere la cittΓ con un bombardamento a tappeto visto che non si riesce a fermare l'apocalisse di zombie.
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non sei stata la sola tranquilla.
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Γ¨ praticamente una missione dove Clyde va in solitario... niente magie, solo il tuo cervello, le tue munzioni e forza bruta.
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Solo che questi non indossano protezioni contro i morsi... lui invece come minimo indosserebbe una cotta anti squalo.
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bhe questo Γ¨ poco ma sicuro
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Esperto del mestiere. Quello assieme ad una valanga di vaccini contro ogni cosa che puΓ² essere trasmessa con un morso.
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Oh man, it's a sport to point out inconsistencies and dumb mistakes in horror games XD Also, escort missions where the person you're trying to rescue keeps walking into hordes of zombies... :T
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The list is going to be sooooooooooo long! XD Tell me about those! I have a personal spot against them, to the point I actually cheered when I some games the "rescued one" actually tags behind you and doesn't wanders right into danger, or actually goes into hiding!
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Nice! And thats kind of typical for a family to do - back in the days when I played the first Oddworld game Abe's Oddysee, my brother would always make sure he'd made me die in the game by saying out loud in a falsetto voice "Oh it's a curse on you, you'll die! Hahaha!" and of course I'd die falling down a gap or becoming chopped to pieces in a mincer! I hated when he did that...Β
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That kinda reminds me of a thing a friend of my brother used to do with me, telling I would lose in tons of improbable ways (one involving the PS exploding). But your brother got the advantage of Oddworld being one of the hardest videogames ever made on that console. He must have had a party if you ever played Ghost and Goblins, which is considered the hardest game in absolute!
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Woa! Exploding?! Well I don't think that Oddworld is too hard, more annoying if someone is bothering me when I play the game. I've never played that game, but another series that's alot harder are the old Mario games. It's the most simple designed game on the market, but man it's difficult!
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Yeah, it was part of the joke "Your PS will find any way to make you lose." Well, it's one of those games that make you really frustrated for how hard it is. Eh, I know that very well, only finishing the first one took me lots of efforts.
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Ah I see 
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The best one? "It will spit a donut out of the CD tray!" XD Well, when you have literally absolutely nothing else to do, it's a good way to make that empty day pass. As for the patience... that's what secret passages and shortcuts are for! >:3
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There's people who actually use programming errors and glitches to finish the games in a matter of minutes. I personally see this as a sort of cheating, because while the secret passages are a reward for those who actually search, the glitches are basically the equivalent of going in a maze of bushes with a truck launched at full speed. It just spoils the fun!
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That's just stupid. It has to be some kind of challenge otherwise it's no fun. My brother doesn't do that, he's just pretty lucky to find every secret way. Takes time to find, but when he does he shows it off by clearing each level without any problem. Annoying? Yes!
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Agreed! And besides, some glitches really mess-up your game. The "World -1" glitch is an example, it creates messier levels over and over until you don't reset the game, or worse, the gamesharks, which can literally damage the programming. Some secrets are made on purpose, to see how many can actually find them, and give off rewards (in GTA there was a message saying "Ehi, you weren't supposed to be here!" written on a wall that got repeated in the sequels with little variations.) while some warps are made in case the game lacks the saving features and allowing you to return where you left the last time. It's a honest way that's put in there by the programmers, not a mistake or a cheat.
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The same thing goes for Oddworld - if you just look for hints while playing the game you'll probably find and succeed to rescue your hidden friends. I remember one time when my dad played Oddworld he had actually found a secret passage to save some mudokons. The problem was that on the way he "got stuck" aka Abe went to close to a wall and went through it, but couldn't get out! Guess dad was mad about it and he had gotten pretty far in the game. He had to restart the game, and of course he forgot to save before the accidental glitch.
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Aaaand... that's a glitch, a very evil one that probably escaped the final beta testing. We had something similar in Super Mario Bros 3. In the desert map, my brother used the leaf power up (Giving Mario tail and ears of a raccoon), but near the end of the level he struck a wall in a particular way.. and he literally got stuck in the wall. The only way out was either reset the game and losing all the progress, or wait for the time to run out and lose a life. I still wonder if someone else got our same glitch in one way or the other.
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Those times when it happens it's not fun at all.
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Yeah, it means seeing your efforts vanish in a puff... kinda like when you get a power outage and you haven't saved in either a game or a important work on your computer for a long time. That's even worse because it can actually damage the PC if you are really unlucky.
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