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heatran1919 armageddon episode 14: comglomeration, and exploration part 1

palkia, pumpkinking, and bloodsoul teleport into heat's base, mariomatrix, pokefan and magneblade appear right behind them. heat is in his alternate costume

~heatran: ah, palkia, i take it the mission went well
~palkia: smooth sailing, heat, he didn't even get the orb
~pumpkinking: wait, heat? thats you?
~heatran: oh, sorry *costume change* there we go
~pumpkinking: we thought the dark one captured you!
~heatran: nope! it was all an elaborate hoax, set up by blackout
~bloodsoul: so... does this mean i'm done?
~heatran: that depends, do you want to be done?
~bloodsoul: hell no! this is too fun!
~heatran: maybe we should get some revives for these guys-
*greenade crashes through the ceiling, screaming, and lands on heat*
~heatran: owwwwwwww...
~greenade: holy crapperz! sorry
~heatran: blackout, can you go get some revives from storage?
~blackout: *shouting from the other room* why the hell is it my job?
~heatran: because i was just crushed by a pink, sky frog!
~greenade: i said i was sorry!
~heatran: oh, and a muffin would be nice too
~blackout: bleh...
~heatran: so, we have a minute or two before blackout comes back
~pumpkinking: well, how 'bout a tour
~heatran: how 'bout not
~bloodsoul: c'mon! give us a tour!
~blackout: he cant, the porn cellar is open
~heatran: *0_e* DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?
~blackout: the storage room was only down 1 floor
~heatran: fine, since you have the revives, please revive these three
~blackout: do it yourself, lard-ass
~heatran: what? I cant hear you, the sound of my ribs cracking from the pink sky frog landing on me is too loud
~blackout: fine, goddamnit!
*blackout revives mariomatrix first*
*mariomatrix wakes up*
~mariomatrix: TRAITOR! EXTENDO ARM THING, GOOOOOOO!!!
*mariomatrix hits blackout with the extendo arm*
'blackout (||||||||||||||||_____)'
~blackout: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?
~mariomatrix: YOUR A TRAITOR! YOU HANDED HEAT OFF TO THE DARK ONE!
~blackout: if i did that, then how is he standing right here?
~mariomatrix: wait... so... heat's OK?
~heatran: other than the cracked ribs, i'm fine
~greenade: how may times do i need to apologise?
~heatran: until it stops hurting!
~blackout: OK, mariomatrix, revive the other 2, im not risking another attack
*mariomatrix revives magneblade and pokefan, and then explains the situation to them*
~magneblade: oh, i get it... it was all just a clever ruse
~pokefan: so... what do we do now?
~heatran: you can join me in my extremely convoluted plan of taking the dark one down if you feel like it.
~mariomatrix: well, its not like we're doing anything else at the moment, sure
~palkia: thats all fine and dandy, but you guys are weak as hell!
~pokefan: no we aren't!
~palkia: the only way you guys won against those minions was because pumpkinking went into his pheonix form, and used a team attack!
~heatran: well, if it's training they need, i know a guy that can help...

15 Minutes Later...

~heatran: i would like to introduce all of you to TMgle
~TMgle: its nice to meet you all
-TMgle is an oddly-tall, 7 tailed smeargle, each tail with a diferent color of paint
~heatran: TMgle is a TM guru of sorts, he uses his sketch attack to "write" attacks on blank TMs. His TMs can also be taught to anyone, and no move replacments are needed
~mariomatrix: so... in theory... we can learn any move he has to offer?
~TMgle: the TMs are only available to those who donate moves. No moves, no more moves
~heatran: he has every regular pokemon attack to date on there, and has even saw many famous sprites and spriters use thier signature attacks, and has recorded them
~TMgle: Aquablade, renabell, the dark one's robot, Erunder, the works
~heatran: Ok TMgle, i have 4 unique moves, wanna get 'em down?
~TMgle: of course! thats 4 free TMs for Heat!
~heatran: lets head to our training dome so you can get these down

In The Training Dome...

~heatran: some of these involve team-mates, so... blackout, your on my team, and i'll fight pokefan and greenade
~greenage: *gulp*
~heatran: dont worry, damage is turned off
*TMgle sits down with 4 blank TMs, tails ready*
~heatran: SOUL BLAST!
*heat's hands start glowing, and numerous large stark white fireballs spread throughout the air, then, heat makes a gesture with his hands, and the fire closes in on pokefan and greenade*
~TMgle: ..........got it! Next!
~heatran: ok, for this one, someone on my team must be damaged, and have a status problem. TMgle, do you mind using poisonpowder on blackout?
~TMgle: fine *poisonpowder shoots out of one of his tails, poisoning blackout*
~blackout: wait, isn't damage off?
~heatran: *flips a switch* not any more!
~blackout: you suck, heat
'blackout (||||||||||||||_______)'
~heatran: Ok, thats enough damage... MUFFIN BASKET!
*A muffin basket randomly appears in heats hand. Both heat and blackout take a muffin, healing them, and healing blackout's poisoning*
'blackout (|||||||||||||||||_____)'
~heatran: got that one, TMgle?
~TMgle: just a sec... ok, got it.
~heatran: next attack! TMgle, you may need some sunglasses...
*TMgle puts on sunglasses*
~TMgle: im already prepared!
~heatran: FLARE
*blinding light envelops the entire room, blinding all other players
~pokefan: WTF! i can't see!
~heatran: thats the point! since your part dark, that'll last for 4 turns, greenade, that'll only last for 2 for you
~TMgle: i got it! oh, and very flashy, heat *XD*
~heatran: *XD* ahhhh... good times... good times
~TMgle: NEXT!!!
~heatran: ok, this one is plain and simple, SHINE WING!
*heat's wings glow extremely brightly, and hits greenade*
'greenade (||||||||||___________)'
~greenade: YOU DIDN'T TURN DAMAGE BACK OFF?
~heatran: *sarcastically* whoops, musta forgot...
~TMgle: AAAAANND... got it! all of heat's moves are on TMs now, so... pick 4 attacks you want!
~heatran: well, what do you have?
~TMgle: my inventory is back at my shop, you can accompany me if you wish
~heatran: very well, LETSA GO!

Meanwhile, With L...
~L: SUB-PLOT! GET IN HERE!
*heat's human form walks in*
~heat: do you have to call me that?
~L: well, you are a very under-used sub-plot
~heat: bleh...
~L: anyhoo, i have a mission for you
~heat:...you are aware that i dont have any powers, right?
~L: yes, but you are pursuasive, and that is required for this mission
~heat: how so?
~L: you have to... pursuade Sratin to give us the Inferno Orb
~heat: WHAT?
~L: we will need to get you into hell, and to sratin's throne room. You will be accompanied by Ren, Skull Waterchan, and Charslash as bodyguards
~charslash: YES! I FINNALY GOT A MISSION!!!
~L: the passageway to hell is located... in an ancient mosuleum in the New Jersey Pine Barrons
~heat: that means-
~L: -your going back to the human world
~heat: well... i was gonna mention the possibility of the Jersey Devil
~L: pfft... Jersey Devil... how ridiculous...
~heat: are you serious? that is where you draw the line of ridiculousness... with the numerous talking pokemon mutations, walking arround shooting magic at eachother in an endless white void... yup... THAT makes PERFECT sense...
~L: ...point taken... oh, and since sprites can't exist out there, you three *points to Ren, Skull Waterchan, and Charslash* will be temporarily converted to normal pokemon.
~Ren: wait... wont i be a human, since i'm a spriter?
~L: oh, thats right... so... only you two will be pokemon...
~heat: so... SWC will be a marrowack... and charslash will be a charmealeon?
~L: yupperz! now suit up, and go to hell!
~heat: that was really cheezy
~L: bleh...

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heatran1919 armageddon episode 14: comglomeration, and exploration part 1

palkia, pumpkinking, and bloodsoul teleport into heat's base, mariomatrix, pokefan and magneblade appear right behind them. heat is in his alternate costume

~heatran: ah, palkia, i take it the mission went well
~palkia: smooth sailing, heat, he didn't even get the orb
~pumpkinking: wait, heat? thats you?
~heatran: oh, sorry *costume change* there we go
~pumpkinking: we thought the dark one captured you!
~heatran: nope! it was all an elaborate hoax, set up by blackout
~bloodsoul: so... does this mean i'm done?
~heatran: that depends, do you want to be done?
~bloodsoul: hell no! this is too fun!
~heatran: maybe we should get some revives for these guys-
*greenade crashes through the ceiling, screaming, and lands on heat*
~heatran: owwwwwwww...
~greenade: holy crapperz! sorry
~heatran: blackout, can you go get some revives from storage?
~blackout: *shouting from the other room* why the hell is it my job?
~heatran: because i was just crushed by a pink, sky frog!
~greenade: i said i was sorry!
~heatran: oh, and a muffin would be nice too
~blackout: bleh...
~heatran: so, we have a minute or two before blackout comes back
~pumpkinking: well, how 'bout a tour
~heatran: how 'bout not
~bloodsoul: c'mon! give us a tour!
~blackout: he cant, the porn cellar is open
~heatran: *0_e* DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?
~blackout: the storage room was only down 1 floor
~heatran: fine, since you have the revives, please revive these three
~blackout: do it yourself, lard-ass
~heatran: what? I cant hear you, the sound of my ribs cracking from the pink sky frog landing on me is too loud
~blackout: fine, goddamnit!
*blackout revives mariomatrix first*
*mariomatrix wakes up*
~mariomatrix: TRAITOR! EXTENDO ARM THING, GOOOOOOO!!!
*mariomatrix hits blackout with the extendo arm*
'blackout (||||||||||||||||_____)'
~blackout: DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?
~mariomatrix: YOUR A TRAITOR! YOU HANDED HEAT OFF TO THE DARK ONE!
~blackout: if i did that, then how is he standing right here?
~mariomatrix: wait... so... heat's OK?
~heatran: other than the cracked ribs, i'm fine
~greenade: how may times do i need to apologise?
~heatran: until it stops hurting!
~blackout: OK, mariomatrix, revive the other 2, im not risking another attack
*mariomatrix revives magneblade and pokefan, and then explains the situation to them*
~magneblade: oh, i get it... it was all just a clever ruse
~pokefan: so... what do we do now?
~heatran: you can join me in my extremely convoluted plan of taking the dark one down if you feel like it.
~mariomatrix: well, its not like we're doing anything else at the moment, sure
~palkia: thats all fine and dandy, but you guys are weak as hell!
~pokefan: no we aren't!
~palkia: the only way you guys won against those minions was because pumpkinking went into his pheonix form, and used a team attack!
~heatran: well, if it's training they need, i know a guy that can help...

15 Minutes Later...

~heatran: i would like to introduce all of you to TMgle
~TMgle: its nice to meet you all
-TMgle is an oddly-tall, 7 tailed smeargle, each tail with a diferent color of paint
~heatran: TMgle is a TM guru of sorts, he uses his sketch attack to "write" attacks on blank TMs. His TMs can also be taught to anyone, and no move replacments are needed
~mariomatrix: so... in theory... we can learn any move he has to offer?
~TMgle: the TMs are only available to those who donate moves. No moves, no more moves
~heatran: he has every regular pokemon attack to date on there, and has even saw many famous sprites and spriters use thier signature attacks, and has recorded them
~TMgle: Aquablade, renabell, the dark one's robot, Erunder, the works
~heatran: Ok TMgle, i have 4 unique moves, wanna get 'em down?
~TMgle: of course! thats 4 free TMs for Heat!
~heatran: lets head to our training dome so you can get these down

In The Training Dome...

~heatran: some of these involve team-mates, so... blackout, your on my team, and i'll fight pokefan and greenade
~greenage: *gulp*
~heatran: dont worry, damage is turned off
*TMgle sits down with 4 blank TMs, tails ready*
~heatran: SOUL BLAST!
*heat's hands start glowing, and numerous large stark white fireballs spread throughout the air, then, heat makes a gesture with his hands, and the fire closes in on pokefan and greenade*
~TMgle: ..........got it! Next!
~heatran: ok, for this one, someone on my team must be damaged, and have a status problem. TMgle, do you mind using poisonpowder on blackout?
~TMgle: fine *poisonpowder shoots out of one of his tails, poisoning blackout*
~blackout: wait, isn't damage off?
~heatran: *flips a switch* not any more!
~blackout: you suck, heat
'blackout (||||||||||||||_______)'
~heatran: Ok, thats enough damage... MUFFIN BASKET!
*A muffin basket randomly appears in heats hand. Both heat and blackout take a muffin, healing them, and healing blackout's poisoning*
'blackout (|||||||||||||||||_____)'
~heatran: got that one, TMgle?
~TMgle: just a sec... ok, got it.
~heatran: next attack! TMgle, you may need some sunglasses...
*TMgle puts on sunglasses*
~TMgle: im already prepared!
~heatran: FLARE
*blinding light envelops the entire room, blinding all other players
~pokefan: WTF! i can't see!
~heatran: thats the point! since your part dark, that'll last for 4 turns, greenade, that'll only last for 2 for you
~TMgle: i got it! oh, and very flashy, heat *XD*
~heatran: *XD* ahhhh... good times... good times
~TMgle: NEXT!!!
~heatran: ok, this one is plain and simple, SHINE WING!
*heat's wings glow extremely brightly, and hits greenade*
'greenade (||||||||||___________)'
~greenade: YOU DIDN'T TURN DAMAGE BACK OFF?
~heatran: *sarcastically* whoops, musta forgot...
~TMgle: AAAAANND... got it! all of heat's moves are on TMs now, so... pick 4 attacks you want!
~heatran: well, what do you have?
~TMgle: my inventory is back at my shop, you can accompany me if you wish
~heatran: very well, LETSA GO!

Meanwhile, With L...
~L: SUB-PLOT! GET IN HERE!
*heat's human form walks in*
~heat: do you have to call me that?
~L: well, you are a very under-used sub-plot
~heat: bleh...
~L: anyhoo, i have a mission for you
~heat:...you are aware that i dont have any powers, right?
~L: yes, but you are pursuasive, and that is required for this mission
~heat: how so?
~L: you have to... pursuade Sratin to give us the Inferno Orb
~heat: WHAT?
~L: we will need to get you into hell, and to sratin's throne room. You will be accompanied by Ren, Skull Waterchan, and Charslash as bodyguards
~charslash: YES! I FINNALY GOT A MISSION!!!
~L: the passageway to hell is located... in an ancient mosuleum in the New Jersey Pine Barrons
~heat: that means-
~L: -your going back to the human world
~heat: well... i was gonna mention the possibility of the Jersey Devil
~L: pfft... Jersey Devil... how ridiculous...
~heat: are you serious? that is where you draw the line of ridiculousness... with the numerous talking pokemon mutations, walking arround shooting magic at eachother in an endless white void... yup... THAT makes PERFECT sense...
~L: ...point taken... oh, and since sprites can't exist out there, you three *points to Ren, Skull Waterchan, and Charslash* will be temporarily converted to normal pokemon.
~Ren: wait... wont i be a human, since i'm a spriter?
~L: oh, thats right... so... only you two will be pokemon...
~heat: so... SWC will be a marrowack... and charslash will be a charmealeon?
~L: yupperz! now suit up, and go to hell!
~heat: that was really cheezy
~L: bleh...