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lucariolover1993 β Offenderman (smexy) under the spell
Published: 2014-05-09 20:09:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 9763; Favourites: 128; Downloads: 0
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your alot better at male anatomy then i am lol this looks great!
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actually it was thanks to this guy I learned how to do male anatomy XD
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when its properly taken care of yes XD
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*And now my mind is debating over what would happen if the rose didn't work. *sigh*
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well, u can still do stuff on ur free wil XD
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But what would he do?
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i rly dont know ._.
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Me: Offenderman don't you dare touch that lady or I'm gonna call slenderman! Lady this man is gross
lady: ew! (going home)
smexy: WHAT DID YOU DO!? I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN!
me: you won't get it slenderman worned you and now you don't have any lady to have some fun with
smexy: but there is one that I found already
me: "glup" Β (running into door) Β
smexy: this time I won't let you go (evil smile) (pulls my leg)
me:EK!! (falls)
smexy: now your mine heheheβ¦(pulling my leg into room)
me: HELP!!Β Β
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Me: the hell you are!! *kicks him so he lets you go* ill tell master slender about this...Smexy: oh come on! 2 against 1 thts not fair!
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Me: Thank god somebody agree with me now go to your now young man and think about what have you doneΒ
smexy: aww man (going to he's room and slam door)Β
me: thanks for saving my life lucariolover as I was saying YOUR DRAWS AWESOME! I would like to invite you to my group so your first person who we'll join I guess
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Id love to join! n.n and you can call me Jen, thats what all the pastas call me 
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TREACH ME YOUR WAYS OF MALE ANATOMY!!*bows* I AM NOT WORTHYYY!! xD but srsly HOW?!?!?!
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XD oh god whyΒ
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srsly I NEED TO KNOWOWWW CUS I SUUUCK!!
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me: well seductiveness is merely a game, one smexy cant win with meh n3n
smexy: yet...
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xD yeah.. there is that.. he IS sexual offenderman for a reason :/ and btw.. smexy if I find you sneaking in my house again I won't just hit you with a golf club!!!
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smexy: ill probably "hit" you if ya' know what i mean 
me: there he goes again DX
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except.. I go my own guns =w= *&holding a sniper rifel and a handgun* bish is dangerous =w=
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me: yo go girl! XD
smexy: violent~ i like itΒ
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only when you fuck with meh =w=*aims the sniper rifel at smexy's genitals* =w= wanna play Russian roulette with fate?
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smexy: u know a gun wont rly do anything to me right? i heal almost instantly
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unless it has a certain type of bullets~ mercury.. all slenders cannot heal fast enough so if you shoot a slender with mercury.. they'll go down much faster~*grins holding a hand full of mercury filled bullets from my rifel*
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smexy: who told you tht lie?
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lie?*chuckles* ooh dear iuyt seems you've never delt with the liquid metal~*chuckles* time for you to learn the truth~ you remember some of your brothers.. right? like.. trendy or splendy.. well.. let's jus say ..when splendy tells you in "person" about a crazy girl holding a sythe made of mercury.. you'll know that was me~
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me: *sighs and stands infron of smexy* damn it as much as i want him dead i cant let you :/ Slender is my master there for i must also look after his brothers..
smexy: what do u mean you want me dead?? D:
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hm*smiles* ..you got some balls for standing infron of a person holding 2 mercury filled guns*chuckles* I like that*lowers my gun and takes the bullets out* I won't shoot yah.. until you attack first... *puts the bullets in a safe padded pouch* sorry smexy.. your time isn't now so enjoy it while it lasts =w= cus god knows I'm not the omny one wanting your head mounted on a wall xD I'm just one of the nicer ones
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me: well...im rly not afected by mercury so im standing here more becouse of social presure... ewe *looks at smexy*
smexy: you know deep down you love me Jen~Β
me: plz...PLZ shut up, sorry about all this *looks at you*
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meh*puts th ecridel back intio it's sleeve on my back* no hard feelings ^^
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me: cool n.n now you *looks at smexy and squirts him with watter* go on home!
smexy: *hisses* fiiiiiine
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xD I better go too some of my friends said something about kicking zombies off a cldff :3 yknow like the already living dead kinds =w= and it'll be awesome!~
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oooohh zombies OwO
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ikr?*snaos my fingers and a cloud apears behind me* wanna come watch? :3 don't worry the cloud won't drop you =w= magic!~
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me: *floats up* tis ok, i can fly n3nΒ
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ok :3 keep up =w=*flies so fast I break the sound barrier*
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*follows with easy* im a legendary alien, i can keep up XD
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:3 hm.. well..*grins* I'm a witch :3 what's different? :3 besides the science vs magic bit..
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First my skin is green and i dont rly need to breathe, im psychic and i know a bit of light and dark magic
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hm... I was turned into a hybrid... born as an elemental witch.. my eyes will change color due to who's controlling my body; aka my dead brother or me;
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my DNA changes every so often but its becouse of my teachers or my own curiosity
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huh.. kinda like a chamelion changs its fcolors depending its suroundings and moods
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kinda not rly like tht its more like i add more info to my dna code
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huh... ok :3 btw*poitnts to a cliff edge with hordes of zombies and a few furries, demonic beings, and what seems to be humans* those're my friends :3*jumos diwn from the cloud and lands by a furry looking guy who's black and bluosh purple(silverwing)
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oh, i see *floats down and lands softly* hello all beeings *looks arround*
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everyone: hy :3
me: that's silver*points to silverwing* he's the leader of his own kingdom and army ...helped my ass many times.. this s shoujo =w=*points to a girl with brown hair and slightly darker skin than mine* she's a yaoi crazed person but she's like a sister :3 *shows you the rest of my friends*
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*says hello* its nice to meet new ppl since most of my firends are ghosts or animals i dont get along with humans though rarely doΒ
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