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She would ask more than just money
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Me: I feel like I'm getting warmer.
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Gurg: *raspy* "I hope this works..."
Loren: "While I'm surprised at your solution, not to mention your ability to read and write eloquently, I worry that you've forgotten a critical issue."
Gurg: *rubbing throat* "And what's that?"
Loren: "Most of the people we rob?Β They cannot read."
Gurg: *whisper quiet* "With the last of my voice...Β I curse your name, you big-boobed...Β aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Loren: "What was that?Β You kind of trailed off at the end there.Β Thank you for the kind words about my bosom, though."
Gurg: *shaking fist to the sky* "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
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Gurg: *exploded with shout* "With tits like yours you could easily find some rich idiot! Most men would lose their heads over those "fun bags" sight!...Β But no!!! Here you are with your... ummm... snide remarks!"
Loren: *almost laughing* "What's that? Second compliment from you today? It's must be my birthday!"
Loren: *stopped for a seconds and added gently* "Yes I could... But who would torture you, dear Gurg?"
She smiled friendly.
Gurg also tried to produce something vaguely resembling friendly smile.
No need to say that his attempt wasn't very successful.
Here was another typical day of their odd criminal fellowship.
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I was trying to imply the reason for the sign was that Gurg had laryngitis (losing his voice), but this is funny too!
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I know.
It's just my silly associative digressionΒ after reading your part
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