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Published: 2013-03-14 09:22:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 2900; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 4
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Okay i just found this and did it while taking breaks from my school assignments :/so heres my ships and reasons why i ship/dont ship them
OTP'S
My all time OTP! there are sooooo many reasons for me to ship this so im just gonna say a few...
- Its ADORABLE and SEXY!
- Almost everyone i've loved is Capricorn (Im cancer so yeah)
- Capricorn x Cancer is actually one of the best love matches
- Gamzee NEEDS Karkat and honestly i think Karkat needs Gamzee as well (i have no idea whats gonna happen to them since that f*cking update!)
- Karkat actually TRUSTS Gamzee
- Gamzee doesn’t care about Karkat’s blood colour
and im gonna stop there...
Kurloz x Kankri - Cant help but ship it since its pretty much GamKar all over again
SHIPS I LIKE
Aradia x Sollux - Cute and it was canon (i think it still is... not shure if Hussie said otherwise :/)
Sollux x Eridan - I think its hot okay XD
Nepeta x Terezi - I started shipping this after an adorable rp with ~sugarycotton (Meeps gonna hate me for this XD)
Kanaya x Rose - I just like these two classy ladies together okay X3
Eridan x Feferi - Just... cute and well they are the only seadwellers so *shrug*
Damara x Rufioh - Heh he's the only one who can understand what shes saying, also its canon (well they are ex but yeah... still)
Rufioh x Horuss - Cause why not? XD
Mituna x Latula - *squee* ADORABLE MITUNA BBY!
Meulin x Kurloz - Canon and adorable! (although i still ship KurKri more
)Porrim x Aranea - Meh its canon and from the pics i've seen pretty damn hot
Dave x John - Hehehe do i really need a reason? XD
Dirk x Jake - It's yummy... nuff said lol
Dirk x Roxy - Roxy needs love and they are my two fav Alpha Kids (although im not shure if i "like" this ship or im just "okay" with it... i have mixed feelings lol)
SHIPS I'M OKAY WITH
Aradia x Equius - Meh
Tavros x Vriska - I don't really care about the ship itself but since it keeps the dreaded PB&J away its in my good books ^^
Sollux x Feferi - Its sweet i guess but i like Aradia x Sollux and Eridan x Sollux more...
Kanaya x Equius - a very unlikely pair but they are both sorta... upperclass? so i can see it...
Vriska x John - Bluh
Aranea x Meenah - Heh i just think it'd be cute... and they do seem to get along, eventhough Meenahs a b*tch :/
Cronus x Meenah - I see them as ex or Kismesis more but whatever...
Dave x Jade - mrmm just cute i guess...
Jane x Roxy - Cottoncandy! heh idk just works in my mind lol
Dirk x Roxy - once again mixed feelings...
SHIPS I HATE
ANYONE WITH KARKAT OR GAMZEE!!!!!!
The ships i hate the most with Kar and Gamz are:
Gamzee x Tavros - ASDFGHJKL I HATE IT SO MUCH! worst ship, it can sink and rot in Davey Jones locker forever! Gamzee belongs with Karkat and Tavros doesn't deserve Gamz! That stupid idiot can go suck up to someone else for sympathy and shove his robo-legs up his ass or just go die for all i care!
Gamzee x Dave - I think i just vomited a little....
Gamzee x Equius - *shudders* ewww... i'm actually starting to feel sick now...
Gamzee x John - WTF EVEN IS THIS SHIT?!
Karkat x John - NOPE! nope nope nope and nope! Karkat is WAY too good for that derp and i HATE KAR BEING PAIRED WITH A HUMAN! he's against interspecies relationships for f*cksake!
Karkat x Equius - AHHHHH WTF!!! NOOOO!!!!! that is so gross i cant even... Equius hates lowbloods so why would he even go with a mutant?! he even went so far to make aradia-bot a blueblood! plus he would end up killing poor little Kar! he would probably break him in half! Shit i REALLY gotta vomit now...
Karkat x Tavros - ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?! NO im not even.. just no...
Karkat x Dave - FUUUUUUUUUU- once again Kar is against interspecies relationships, and Dave should just go f*ck John and leave lil Kar alone!
Karkat x Meenah - DIE! seriously Meenah is a b*tch she would probably only hurt Kar!
I hate everyone else with them as well but these are the worst ones...
Okay i think im done pukeing and ranting heh so other ships i hate are:
Nepeta x Equius - They make cute moirails but the thought of anything other than that is just gross...
Mituna x Cronus - Dude Cronus just picks on the poor baby, if anything maybe Kismesis but not red...
Dirk x Jane - Why?!... no just... no...
Sorry long description is long... but yeah thats all of them... i'll update this if i've missed any...
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Comments: 32
i don´t understand why people are talking about such bullshit, we all know hussie will wreck your theories.
shippings are LIKE forced relationships, no one ever mentioned the word "head-cannon", yeah a shipping chart IS HEAD-CANNON, but the shippers always forget about this.
(sorry, but everyone is allowed to say their opinion, and in my opinion, ships are stupid.)
but the most dumbest thing is that you people are fighting against some ships, just because you don´t like them, THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT EVEN REAL!
(and i know, that you will hate me now, just because i have a different opinion about shipping, yeah, I KNOW THAT!)
i like homestuck really much, but the things with the shippings of some fans....
just don´t forget, YOU CAN´T make ships cannon.
(i´m just fed up, with these shippings wars).
and i also know that you will think, i´m a hater, just because i critize shipping, even if i didn´t offend anyone.
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Dude she d!dnt say they were canon ! ^w^
And we know th!er not real characters man !
!ts just about how strongly we connect to characters somet!mes ya know !
! guess !m not try!n to change your m!nd about sh!ps you have your own op!n!on and ! understand !
!m actually a sh!pper too but ! hate those damn sh!pp!n wars though they k!nda get....outta hand ! :/
Even !f ! hate a certa!n wh!ch ! do ! dont go hat!n on !t on the !nternet try!n to start someth!n ! ;3
Bes!des your not a hater you just speak!n your m!nd out !
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hey um this may be news to you but...
I DON'T CARE
I'm not even into Homestuck anymore.
I understand some fans are complete idiots who start shipping wars etc. but not EVERYONE with a shipping wall is one of those idiots.
I don't hate you, I just find your whole argument very pointless and irritating right now
and no shit the characters aren't real, when you think about it NO character is 'real' not even the ones portrayed by real people. Yet everyone gets enjoyment out of watching them cause lets face it, the majority of the time 'real' is boring.
so instead of annoying me, aka a senior Homestuck fan who has been through this crap more times that I can count, go irritate some stupid newbie who IS rabid about shipping.
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just a lil fyi, equius listened to karkat when he told him to go find gamzee- which resulted in him dying. which is why i guess a lot of people (like me) ship them red/pale/black etc :U (also thank you for not shipping johnkat/davekat thANK YOU)
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*omgomgomging* FINALLY! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THAT PB&J IS A BAD SHIP AND GAMKAR IS THE BEST SHIP *fires cannons from gamkar shop to PB&J ship* SINK SINKKKK...!!!
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Hell yeah! *watches PB&J ship sink while partying with you on the GamKar ship*
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PARTY!!! *makes gamzee and karkat kiss* YAYYYY
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Waaa!!! estoy completamente de acuerdo, yo tambien ODIO el gamzee x tavros con todas mis ganas! y mi pareja favorita es el Gamkar >_< y tambien me encanta el Kurloz x Kankri porque me hace recordar al gamkar :3
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Jeje, sí, es increíble GamKar >w< gracias
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I WANT TO HUG YOU SO VERY BAD FOR HAVING YOUR OTP BEING GAMKAR!!! And for hating Cronus x Mituna c:
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haha, and I want to hug you for agreeing with me *hugs!* >w<
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ASDFGHJKL I THINK I LOVE YOU TOO! haha XD
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heh yeah.... i don't understand why so many people like it :/
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Same. xP
Everywhere I look, I see Rule 34 of JohnKat. 
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bluh i know! that and PB&J are just horrible
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yeah... honestly i cant stand anyone besides eachother paired with them....
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prob just cause i ship gamkar so hard but yeah X3
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