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Okay so, this is how it's gonna go. I'm gonna explain why I like each Transformers character. I'll start from the bottom(#11) and work my way to the top(#1). Alrighty, here I go:

#11. Transformers Rescue Bots: Chase

Yes I like Transformers Rescue Bots, so stop giving me that look. Just stop. Rescue Bots is actually a good show (even if it was made for preschoolers/little kids). The show has some decent animation and a decent plot/story line. The characters, character development and character interaction are all good. Even the dialogue between the characters is awesome.

Now onto the main issue.

Let's make this short and simple, I like Chase cuz' he's funny. No, really he is! He says such corny and funny things with a straight and serious face and tone, which makes what he says even more funny. Here are some examples:
"Simon did not authorize that last movement."
"Fogs conceal potholes, ditches, and regrettably the row of mailboxes formerly standing in Willow Street."
"People gather on Founder's Day to share their anger over theft of personal property."
"Perhaps you'd be interested in how humans codify legal behaviors. 459 means burglary, 594; general mischief, 263; dancing without a permit."
"It is getting rather crowded; the squirrels are getting restless."
Do you see what I mean? I swear, for a humorless bot Chase has some pretty damn good lines.

#10. Transformers G1: The lamborghini Twins A.K.A Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

First off, I can so get away with doing two characters at once. Why? Because they’re twins! You see in the transformers fandom it has been explained that cybertronian(transformer) twins are the result of a spark splitting itself in two. In other words, it’s the same as a person getting split in two. The twins have different bodies, but share one mind...at least I think that’s how it goes. So I’m not cheating, I’m just using a loop hole

Anyway, I like them cuz’...well like most girls I kind of like the ‘bad boy’ type of boy and for Autobots, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are as much as a pair of bad boys as they come. Though I also like them cuz’ they have a good snese of humor, especially Sideswipe, and they kick ass. I mean come on! They’re pretty badass!...And I find their use of ‘Jet Judo’ hilarious.

(P.S. I got that pic of them from twotenjack11.deviantart.com/ar…

#9. Transformers G1: Ratchet

Nothing beats the original! I don’t care how many incarnation of Ratchet there are! The original Ratchet from G1 will always have a special place in my heart and is still awesome. Especially the whole throwing wrenches at unruly patients *cough*Sideswipe&Sunstreaker*cough* is funny as hell. And let’s not forget that under that tough and grumpy exterior is a heart spark of gold.

#8. Transformers Prime: Starscream

Starcream’s puppy face gets me every time. EVERY TIME! Whenever I see that mopey little face with those big ol’ puppy-dog eyes I just want to hug and cuddle the hell out of him! Why must you be so cute Starscream? WHY!? A traitorous backstabber shouldn’t be allowed to be that adorable! It’s NOT fair I tell you!

Though I like his personality too. I don’t know why. Probably cuz’ this incarnation of Starscreamn is better and more dead-on then his pervious incarnations? Well whatever. Yet the thing that throws me off about him is his design. I mean seriously, who’s idea was it to give him hooker boots for feet? Was the person (or people) high or something when they came up with his design? Or did they think it funny to design him in such a way?

#7. Transformers Animated: Lockdown

Lockdown is badass, plain and simple. He just kicks so much ass. No seriously, he does. There’s nothing hotter then a bounty hunter that tends to walk on the dark side (if you catch my drift ) And yes you heard right, I think Lockdown is sexy. And yes, I’m not ashamed of it either

#6. Transformers the Movies: Da Twins A.K.A Skids and Mudflap

Yes I’m doing another ‘two for the price of one’ thing again, so don’t even start.

Anyway I don’t really like the Transformers movies all that much, which I make quite apparent right here->fav.me/d59xesr So I don’t really much care for the characters of those movies...Okay that’s a lie, I only like a few of the characters from those movies, and Skids and Mudflap are at the top of that list.

Yes I know that many find them annoying, but I don’t. I fond them hilarious with a good deal of potential to be some really good characters. Too bad that they didn’t that chance in the third movie. I mean come on! Why the fuck did Bay leave out characters from the second movie? As far as I know neither Skids or Mudflap got killed, and neither did the motorbike transformers (or at least not all of them). It greatly annoyed me that Bay did that.

(P.S. as for the pink and white...well I did know how to incorporate their coloring into the text, so I went with their original colors from the first automobile mode. And just to remind you, their first automobile form was a pink and white ice cream truck )

#5. Transformers Prime: Knockout

At first I didn’t know what to make of Knockout. He looked interesting, but I wasn’t sure. What really got me to like him was how he greeted Optimus, which went like this:
Knockout: *drives up to Optimus and wold whistles at him* Sweet rims, you’re real heavy duty~
After that I was hooked. I mean damn, bot got’s style. Not to mention he can back up his tough talk...when need be. Then there’s his ‘I’m sexy and I know it’ like attitude...*fangirls*

#4. Transformers Prime: Soundwave

Knockout once made a comment about Soundwave saying, ‘it’s always the quiet ones.’ And he was right. Soundwave is so badass. He hears and sees everything that happens, both on the Nemesis (the Decepticons air/space craft) and elsewhere, and he can bring the beat down on someone without really trying. I mean he easily handed Arachnid's ass to her on a silver platter without even braking a sweat, scratch that, without having to barely move! Hell, he does that same thing to Arcee. And when Arcee jump at him in her bike mode, he opened up a ground bridge about a few inches from his face just she jumped him, tricking her to go through it and get out of the Nemesis! Not to mention, he didn’t even move, at all, when he did that. If that’s not basassery at its finest then I don’y know what is.

Though of course Soundwave is someone you can rely one. Example, he stays loyal to Magatron, even when Magatron goes all crazy. Soundwave doesn’t have to do that. Like stated before, he can easily kick someone’s ass. So I’m pretty sure that he can toe to toe with Magatron. Hell, he might just be stronger then Magatron, but never he does that (try to fight Magatron that is). In fact, he never once voiced any complaints...well I least I think not. He’s a little too quiet. Is there something wrong with his voice or does he choose not to talk? And what’s up with that mask anyway?

#3. Transformers Animated: Wreck-Gar

Wreck-Gar is...adorable, absolutely and completely adorable. Not to mention, funny, like really, really funny. Everything he says and/or does make me laugh. Even better, he’s voiced by Weird Al Yankovic.

#2. Transformers Animated: Prowl

Prowl is just pure awesomeness. He’s a (robot) ninja (he’s the first robot ninja I’ve ever seen), like nature and kicks ass. Though he’s not without his faults. In the beginning he was antisocial and wanted nothing to do with others. Then there’s the fact that, he disliked social gatherings. Yet he was forced out of his shell. In other words, he went through some wonderful character development. He opened up and we got to see the real him. Like it was found out that he was good with kids, he handled Sari real well, and he was really good with animals. I mean he got the dinobots to listen to him, and yes this counts. The dinobots act more like dinosaurs then robots.

(P.S. I got that pic of Prowl off of google, so I have no idea who the artist is. If someone (or the artist of it) recognizes it please tell me. That way I can give credit.)

#1. Transformers Rescue Bots: Blades

I already told you all why like Rescue Bots, so I’m not gonna explain myself again.

Anyway...Blades you are too damn cute! No words can be used to describe just how adorable you are, none at all whatsoever! I mean, man! If you were a girl all of the guys would be after you. Then again, all of the guys might just be after you anyway.

Now before you all start ratting on me, I believe that transformers don’t really have such a thing as sexuality. Why? Because you don’t really see any, or at least only a few, female transformers. Here are some examples, in one of the episodes from TFG1 (I can’t really remember which episode, sorry) Shockwave is in shock at seeing some female Autobots steal from him and he more or less says that he’s surprised to see female Autobots because he thought that female Autobots were extinct. This makes me think that there are very little female transformers.

In fact, if you were to look at all of the different Transformers series you’ll see that there are little to no female (transformers) characters. In G1 and G2 the Autobots only have a small handful of females while the Decepticons have no females at all. In Beast Wars the Maximals(Autobots) have no females while the Predacons (Decepticons) have only one female character. In Armada there are no female transformers characters. In Animated you only see a few female transformers characters (and Sari doesn’t count since she’s a techoorganic, and has always been one). In Prime both the Autobots and the Decepticons have one female. So with that said, it makes sense that a male transformer would hook up with another male transformer.

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Okay so, this is how it's gonna go. I'm gonna explain why I like each Transformers character. I'll start from the bottom(#11) and work my way to the top(#1). Alrighty, here I go:

#11. Transformers Rescue Bots: Chase

Yes I like Transformers Rescue Bots, so stop giving me that look. Just stop. Rescue Bots is actually a good show (even if it was made for preschoolers/little kids). The show has some decent animation and a decent plot/story line. The characters, character development and character interaction are all good. Even the dialogue between the characters is awesome.

Now onto the main issue.

Let's make this short and simple, I like Chase cuz' he's funny. No, really he is! He says such corny and funny things with a straight and serious face and tone, which makes what he says even more funny. Here are some examples:
"Simon did not authorize that last movement."
"Fogs conceal potholes, ditches, and regrettably the row of mailboxes formerly standing in Willow Street."
"People gather on Founder's Day to share their anger over theft of personal property."
"Perhaps you'd be interested in how humans codify legal behaviors. 459 means burglary, 594; general mischief, 263; dancing without a permit."
"It is getting rather crowded; the squirrels are getting restless."
Do you see what I mean? I swear, for a humorless bot Chase has some pretty damn good lines.

#10. Transformers G1: The lamborghini Twins A.K.A Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

First off, I can so get away with doing two characters at once. Why? Because they’re twins! You see in the transformers fandom it has been explained that cybertronian(transformer) twins are the result of a spark splitting itself in two. In other words, it’s the same as a person getting split in two. The twins have different bodies, but share one mind...at least I think that’s how it goes. So I’m not cheating, I’m just using a loop hole

Anyway, I like them cuz’...well like most girls I kind of like the ‘bad boy’ type of boy and for Autobots, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are as much as a pair of bad boys as they come. Though I also like them cuz’ they have a good snese of humor, especially Sideswipe, and they kick ass. I mean come on! They’re pretty badass!...And I find their use of ‘Jet Judo’ hilarious.

(P.S. I got that pic of them from twotenjack11.deviantart.com/ar…

#9. Transformers G1: Ratchet

Nothing beats the original! I don’t care how many incarnation of Ratchet there are! The original Ratchet from G1 will always have a special place in my heart and is still awesome. Especially the whole throwing wrenches at unruly patients *cough*Sideswipe&Sunstreaker*cough* is funny as hell. And let’s not forget that under that tough and grumpy exterior is a heart spark of gold.

#8. Transformers Prime: Starscream

Starcream’s puppy face gets me every time. EVERY TIME! Whenever I see that mopey little face with those big ol’ puppy-dog eyes I just want to hug and cuddle the hell out of him! Why must you be so cute Starscream? WHY!? A traitorous backstabber shouldn’t be allowed to be that adorable! It’s NOT fair I tell you!

Though I like his personality too. I don’t know why. Probably cuz’ this incarnation of Starscreamn is better and more dead-on then his pervious incarnations? Well whatever. Yet the thing that throws me off about him is his design. I mean seriously, who’s idea was it to give him hooker boots for feet? Was the person (or people) high or something when they came up with his design? Or did they think it funny to design him in such a way?

#7. Transformers Animated: Lockdown

Lockdown is badass, plain and simple. He just kicks so much ass. No seriously, he does. There’s nothing hotter then a bounty hunter that tends to walk on the dark side (if you catch my drift ) And yes you heard right, I think Lockdown is sexy. And yes, I’m not ashamed of it either

#6. Transformers the Movies: Da Twins A.K.A Skids and Mudflap

Yes I’m doing another ‘two for the price of one’ thing again, so don’t even start.

Anyway I don’t really like the Transformers movies all that much, which I make quite apparent right here->fav.me/d59xesr So I don’t really much care for the characters of those movies...Okay that’s a lie, I only like a few of the characters from those movies, and Skids and Mudflap are at the top of that list.

Yes I know that many find them annoying, but I don’t. I fond them hilarious with a good deal of potential to be some really good characters. Too bad that they didn’t that chance in the third movie. I mean come on! Why the fuck did Bay leave out characters from the second movie? As far as I know neither Skids or Mudflap got killed, and neither did the motorbike transformers (or at least not all of them). It greatly annoyed me that Bay did that.

(P.S. as for the pink and white...well I did know how to incorporate their coloring into the text, so I went with their original colors from the first automobile mode. And just to remind you, their first automobile form was a pink and white ice cream truck )

#5. Transformers Prime: Knockout

At first I didn’t know what to make of Knockout. He looked interesting, but I wasn’t sure. What really got me to like him was how he greeted Optimus, which went like this:
Knockout: *drives up to Optimus and wold whistles at him* Sweet rims, you’re real heavy duty~
After that I was hooked. I mean damn, bot got’s style. Not to mention he can back up his tough talk...when need be. Then there’s his ‘I’m sexy and I know it’ like attitude...*fangirls*

#4. Transformers Prime: Soundwave

Knockout once made a comment about Soundwave saying, ‘it’s always the quiet ones.’ And he was right. Soundwave is so badass. He hears and sees everything that happens, both on the Nemesis (the Decepticons air/space craft) and elsewhere, and he can bring the beat down on someone without really trying. I mean he easily handed Arachnid's ass to her on a silver platter without even braking a sweat, scratch that, without having to barely move! Hell, he does that same thing to Arcee. And when Arcee jump at him in her bike mode, he opened up a ground bridge about a few inches from his face just she jumped him, tricking her to go through it and get out of the Nemesis! Not to mention, he didn’t even move, at all, when he did that. If that’s not basassery at its finest then I don’y know what is.

Though of course Soundwave is someone you can rely one. Example, he stays loyal to Magatron, even when Magatron goes all crazy. Soundwave doesn’t have to do that. Like stated before, he can easily kick someone’s ass. So I’m pretty sure that he can toe to toe with Magatron. Hell, he might just be stronger then Magatron, but never he does that (try to fight Magatron that is). In fact, he never once voiced any complaints...well I least I think not. He’s a little too quiet. Is there something wrong with his voice or does he choose not to talk? And what’s up with that mask anyway?

#3. Transformers Animated: Wreck-Gar

Wreck-Gar is...adorable, absolutely and completely adorable. Not to mention, funny, like really, really funny. Everything he says and/or does make me laugh. Even better, he’s voiced by Weird Al Yankovic.

#2. Transformers Animated: Prowl

Prowl is just pure awesomeness. He’s a (robot) ninja (he’s the first robot ninja I’ve ever seen), like nature and kicks ass. Though he’s not without his faults. In the beginning he was antisocial and wanted nothing to do with others. Then there’s the fact that, he disliked social gatherings. Yet he was forced out of his shell. In other words, he went through some wonderful character development. He opened up and we got to see the real him. Like it was found out that he was good with kids, he handled Sari real well, and he was really good with animals. I mean he got the dinobots to listen to him, and yes this counts. The dinobots act more like dinosaurs then robots.

(P.S. I got that pic of Prowl off of google, so I have no idea who the artist is. If someone (or the artist of it) recognizes it please tell me. That way I can give credit.)

#1. Transformers Rescue Bots: Blades

I already told you all why like Rescue Bots, so I’m not gonna explain myself again.

Anyway...Blades you are too damn cute! No words can be used to describe just how adorable you are, none at all whatsoever! I mean, man! If you were a girl all of the guys would be after you. Then again, all of the guys might just be after you anyway.

Now before you all start ratting on me, I believe that transformers don’t really have such a thing as sexuality. Why? Because you don’t really see any, or at least only a few, female transformers. Here are some examples, in one of the episodes from TFG1 (I can’t really remember which episode, sorry) Shockwave is in shock at seeing some female Autobots steal from him and he more or less says that he’s surprised to see female Autobots because he thought that female Autobots were extinct. This makes me think that there are very little female transformers.

In fact, if you were to look at all of the different Transformers series you’ll see that there are little to no female (transformers) characters. In G1 and G2 the Autobots only have a small handful of females while the Decepticons have no females at all. In Beast Wars the Maximals(Autobots) have no females while the Predacons (Decepticons) have only one female character. In Armada there are no female transformers characters. In Animated you only see a few female transformers characters (and Sari doesn’t count since she’s a techoorganic, and has always been one). In Prime both the Autobots and the Decepticons have one female. So with that said, it makes sense that a male transformer would hook up with another male transformer.