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Lexaeus is so smitten~

I think that every afternoon, as apart of his R&R, Vexen rants. It doesn't matter what subject he starts with, it'll go through everything that annoyed him that day and end with him in a somewhat better mood.

Anyway. #OrgXIII-yaoi 's having a contest. Unfortunately, I can't join in (as I'm running it), but I thought I'd make an 'example' for it. Lexaeus' willingness to sit there and listen as Vexen rants is one of the reasons why I love this pairing so - he has enough patience to tolerate Vexen (he likes seein' his lovey at his happiest). Whilst - on the opposite end - Vexen would fill the silence Lexaeus carries around.

The Rant:

And do you know what he had the nerve to do? He laughed! The little hellion laughed! Does he realise the danger he put us all in? There is no reason to go and mix chemicals willy-nilly! He could have blown us all sky high! Why does Xemnas allow such young members into our ranks? He knows all they do is cause trouble! None of them are as well behaved as Zexion was at their age - with an exception for Saix. Even he has a problem following directions. It's either that or he's colour blind. How hard is it to put the whites in with the whites, blacks with the blacks and colours with the colours? My underwear came out pink last week. Pink.

And I don't care what you think, Lexaeus. There is no reason for Someone of my age and stature to be wearing pink undergarments. Do you think the Buffoons would get the point in I made signs? "Colours in the basket to the left. Blacks in the middle basket and whites in the right." Simple. By the way, whilst we're speaking of washing, I think we should have Zexion do the laundry whilst I'm away. Xaldin's going to be on a mission, as is Xigbar and I don't trust any of the neophytes with the job. Axel's likely to drown us all in bubbles. I believe we're deserving of more respectable demises: being beaten to death by a giant, blunt key-"blade", for example.

Speaking of keyblades, Xaldin thinks he might know where to start looking. If I don't could you remind our esteemed leader to address the issue? Perhaps we could have a mind-mapping session? You remember when Master Ansem had us do them, correct? By the way, did you read about my latest results? Do you think the Superior would allow me to continue my research? I suppose I should make a few diagrams; Xemnas has always been the visual sort. The man can write drivel by the boat load, but as soon as you place a few percentages in front of him his mind falters. If you aren't busy tomorrow, could you help me with them? Your handwriting is far more legible than mine...

I found that waaay too easy to write. XD

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Description
Lexaeus is so smitten~

I think that every afternoon, as apart of his R&R, Vexen rants. It doesn't matter what subject he starts with, it'll go through everything that annoyed him that day and end with him in a somewhat better mood.

Anyway. #OrgXIII-yaoi 's having a contest. Unfortunately, I can't join in (as I'm running it), but I thought I'd make an 'example' for it. Lexaeus' willingness to sit there and listen as Vexen rants is one of the reasons why I love this pairing so - he has enough patience to tolerate Vexen (he likes seein' his lovey at his happiest). Whilst - on the opposite end - Vexen would fill the silence Lexaeus carries around.

The Rant:

And do you know what he had the nerve to do? He laughed! The little hellion laughed! Does he realise the danger he put us all in? There is no reason to go and mix chemicals willy-nilly! He could have blown us all sky high! Why does Xemnas allow such young members into our ranks? He knows all they do is cause trouble! None of them are as well behaved as Zexion was at their age - with an exception for Saix. Even he has a problem following directions. It's either that or he's colour blind. How hard is it to put the whites in with the whites, blacks with the blacks and colours with the colours? My underwear came out pink last week. Pink.

And I don't care what you think, Lexaeus. There is no reason for Someone of my age and stature to be wearing pink undergarments. Do you think the Buffoons would get the point in I made signs? "Colours in the basket to the left. Blacks in the middle basket and whites in the right." Simple. By the way, whilst we're speaking of washing, I think we should have Zexion do the laundry whilst I'm away. Xaldin's going to be on a mission, as is Xigbar and I don't trust any of the neophytes with the job. Axel's likely to drown us all in bubbles. I believe we're deserving of more respectable demises: being beaten to death by a giant, blunt key-"blade", for example.

Speaking of keyblades, Xaldin thinks he might know where to start looking. If I don't could you remind our esteemed leader to address the issue? Perhaps we could have a mind-mapping session? You remember when Master Ansem had us do them, correct? By the way, did you read about my latest results? Do you think the Superior would allow me to continue my research? I suppose I should make a few diagrams; Xemnas has always been the visual sort. The man can write drivel by the boat load, but as soon as you place a few percentages in front of him his mind falters. If you aren't busy tomorrow, could you help me with them? Your handwriting is far more legible than mine...

I found that waaay too easy to write. XD

Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square Enix and Disney