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Published: 2014-06-21 20:07:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 32480; Favourites: 219; Downloads: 141
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Something done between work. Sister hospitaller awfully excited about something.Related content
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Sororita: "What happened! What's wrong?"
Hospitaller : *Dreamy look* "Oh nothing.....Just gushing over the fact, THAT THE SPACE MARINE APOTHECARY ASSIGNED TO THIS BATTLEFIELD, HAS SHOWN ME HOW TO PROPERLY CARE FOR THE WOUNDED!. I'm so elated that I'm positively wet about how rough yet gentle his hands were when he was guiding me through the motions......" *Sighs happily* "Apothecary-senpai......"
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Sister : so its about that huh?
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Hospitaller: ever since the Emperor dealt with the Inquistion, I always wanted you to have some kind of relationship. OOOHHHHHHHHH I'm sooo jealous~
Sister: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!???
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Is that a reference to "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device"? It better be!
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More of this in wh40k makes the human element so much more likable again
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Hospitaller " OH yes yes my little sister is finally experiencing romance at last you always been so tsundere and serious it's about time you loosened up"
Sister "Uuuummmm"
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And all this fuzzy wuzzy lovey dovey mental conflict thing started with an accidental grope on the chest plate...
O_o
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Humans can be frightfully strange creatures when their emotions become engaged.
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On the inside, of course.
But realistically, I bet the Sororita would just shrugs it off and go back to doing her job, ignoring the guardsman.
The guardsman in turn would be too engrossed in the fighting to even realize that. Even if he did, he might forget about it after 15 minutes of "For the Emprah!" rage.
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True...
But why let niggling little details like that get in the way of a good story?
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Well... yeah, you're right.
What's a good story if there isn't a pinch of surrealism?
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Okay. *loads bolter pistol.*
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"A Commissar comes and screams Heresy..."
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Hot damn, WHO let the Commissar in again?
*BLAM dem Commissar, run away screamin*
"SOUL DRINKER FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP!"
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No, that's the Inquisitions thing.
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Now this is what I call a true poetry.
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