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Description One lady to the other: Sigh, brace yourself, here comes that Squirrellian Consul again.

- Hello… Miss Customs Mam Sir Officer Person … I wish to declare that pussycat … is Herr Schrödinger, Ambassador of Cats … I no put him in box, so you can see he alive or not! Okay?

- Very funny Consul … your pet looks quite well.

- Pet! He Ambassador, returning from negotiations on Squirrellia! Come Herr Schrödinger, we shall listen to no more insults!

- Meeoow… Meow … Miiaau!

- Quite so Herr Schrödinger, I couldn't have said it better myself! 

 www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJnQ1w…

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Comments: 64

Lynxander In reply to ??? [2014-11-28 19:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Ah, sneaky smugglers!

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firestorm31z In reply to Lynxander [2014-11-28 20:14:44 +0000 UTC]

would dille be the smuggling one?

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Lynxander In reply to firestorm31z [2014-11-29 13:33:19 +0000 UTC]

I suspect the cat!

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firestorm31z [2014-09-30 10:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Obvioiusly, these two Customs officers are poorly trained if they didn't know that the Cat is an ambassador and a separate species from earth cats.

I'm sure Ambassador Dille will likely lodge a complaint with the state department/foreign service and the Customs Agency.

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Lynxander In reply to firestorm31z [2014-09-30 12:57:17 +0000 UTC]

It's quite a stressful job for the poor gals. I bet they've seen a lot of alien things, tech, creatures and Squirrellian silliness. Best thing for them to do is trying to ignore it and pretend everything is "normal"

It could also be that the clever Ambassador got just the reaction he was looking for

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jarvik2009 [2014-09-13 22:19:01 +0000 UTC]

cute picture. really like the girl in the blue

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Lynxander In reply to jarvik2009 [2014-09-14 09:20:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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jstilton [2014-08-02 12:59:03 +0000 UTC]

love it!

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Lynxander In reply to jstilton [2014-08-03 09:23:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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Count-Phoenix [2014-07-28 11:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic humorous story and the two uniformed girls look quote incredible. They may regret not taking the creatures seriously especially when it transpires.they cam shape shift and leave both young ladies stripped,tied and gagged on their lingerie whilst stealing both uniforms and impersonating them LOL

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Lynxander In reply to Count-Phoenix [2014-07-29 16:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you … the Squirrellians have been in my silly stories through the years They are silly looking and appear to act silly, but they are also rumoured to be a most powerful and ancient race. All invasions or exploratory missions attempted into Squirrellian space were simply never heard of again. About 150 000 years ago a despot of an aggressive species, determined to conquer Squirrellia, sent a fleet of 200 000 ships against the Squirrellians. The Squirrellian ambassdor was asked: "How goes the war?" … He replied: "What war? There is no war." … not one ship of the aggressor fleet was ever seen again

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firestorm31z In reply to Lynxander [2014-09-30 09:58:10 +0000 UTC]

200,000 ships?  looks like that species bankrupted themselves in the process. lol!

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ovolog [2014-07-04 04:53:25 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful

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Lynxander In reply to ovolog [2014-07-05 09:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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teturo [2014-06-07 04:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Quite a fun take on the old physics question ^_~

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Lynxander In reply to teturo [2014-06-08 10:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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teturo In reply to Lynxander [2014-06-08 12:09:21 +0000 UTC]

You're most welcome ^_^

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arkbishop [2014-05-27 23:57:54 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious

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Lynxander In reply to arkbishop [2014-05-28 11:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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Bikerbloke [2014-05-26 09:58:09 +0000 UTC]

I thought the caption for this was going to be the Chipmunk saying to the two ladies: "Is that my lunch?" What appears to be a cute chipmunk is in fact a carnivorous top predator.

Have to agree, those two ladies are sexy indeed! Love all of your work mate, been watching you for some time now, just haven't been back in a while.

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Lynxander In reply to Bikerbloke [2014-05-27 10:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I saw you have some great caption images. I've tried a few stories now and then, but it's not so easy to come up with funny captions/stories in foreign language What is funny in finnish or swedish, may not work at all in english.

Thank you

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tats2 [2014-05-25 17:11:24 +0000 UTC]

  Love it - nice work

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Lynxander In reply to tats2 [2014-05-26 11:23:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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LmAnt [2014-05-17 01:35:02 +0000 UTC]

I like the story almost more than the picture
Meeeoow!

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Lynxander In reply to LmAnt [2014-05-18 09:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you … I likes being a bit silly

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Elven-Samurai [2014-05-16 00:36:38 +0000 UTC]

Very cool!     

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Lynxander In reply to Elven-Samurai [2014-05-16 10:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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SimonJM [2014-05-15 16:55:21 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!
Almost surprised he has not asked the ladies to hold his nuts for him ...

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Lynxander In reply to SimonJM [2014-05-16 10:34:27 +0000 UTC]

… that's something I have to try to remember just in case I get a suitably silly idea

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firestorm31z In reply to Lynxander [2014-09-30 09:55:51 +0000 UTC]

great idea!

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JPNDigitalCreations [2014-05-14 19:26:25 +0000 UTC]

cute, cute, really cute! And the ladies look pretty darn good too!  

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Lynxander In reply to JPNDigitalCreations [2014-05-15 15:48:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you Ladies in short skirt uniforms can be very sexy

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JPNDigitalCreations In reply to Lynxander [2014-05-15 17:04:59 +0000 UTC]

yep

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JPNDigitalCreations In reply to JPNDigitalCreations [2014-05-18 14:33:31 +0000 UTC]

This one is just too cute not to share > jpndigitaldelights.tumblr.com/ - thanks Peter,

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FreyrStrongart [2014-05-13 15:39:58 +0000 UTC]

lol! good work on the poses and a big snigger for the dialogue

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Lynxander In reply to FreyrStrongart [2014-05-13 18:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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ttobserve [2014-05-13 12:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Splendid!  

The only detail I urge you to correct
—it’s very easy, having come this far!—
is the direction of gaze of these ladies!

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Lynxander In reply to ttobserve [2014-05-13 18:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Thank you … I will certainly not, they are displaying a dismissive attitude and hoping the silly looking talking squirrel from outer space will go away and not mess with their mental equilibrium. The only earthling really fit to deal with Squirrellians is

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ttobserve In reply to Lynxander [2014-05-15 20:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Aha.

Well, you cater to a certain fondness of mine, for women in
[civilian, slightly sexy, non-bellicose but constrictive] uniforms!
Such women are, and feel, restrained, not only by their
clothing, hairdo, makeup, but foremost by that booklet of rules
that they cannot forget, right?

Doesn’t that arouse you to break a shell, so to speak?
For such a mission, their eyes may allow you a glimpse into their soul,    
is that not so?

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Lynxander In reply to ttobserve [2014-05-15 23:21:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes, very interesting ... it is indeed a part of the fascination of women in uniform that it breaks the normal pattern, where they try to maintain an individual style and attire

Yes it does, it is like they are wearing a corset of sorts and the route left to finding hints of the real person is behind the

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ttobserve In reply to Lynxander [2014-05-16 03:23:41 +0000 UTC]

 

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sweetsirin22 [2014-05-13 09:36:02 +0000 UTC]

Did I recently praise your sense of humour?

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Lynxander In reply to sweetsirin22 [2014-05-13 12:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you did Thank you

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sweetsirin22 In reply to Lynxander [2014-05-13 12:50:40 +0000 UTC]

It was well deserved. You are welcome.

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xSakuyaChan510x [2014-05-13 05:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Pretty scene!^^

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Lynxander In reply to xSakuyaChan510x [2014-05-13 12:33:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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xSakuyaChan510x In reply to Lynxander [2014-05-13 19:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome!^^

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Phyl-CGI [2014-05-13 00:55:37 +0000 UTC]

 
Great scene! Poor girls... not even surprised that our friend can speak English!

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Lynxander In reply to Phyl-CGI [2014-05-13 12:32:45 +0000 UTC]

I think the poor gals have seen so many weird things come and go at the space port  
Oh, the Squirrellian Consul has an advanced InstaTranslator connected to his ears and vocal chords. It has a ridiculous amount of languages in its database, English and Cat being two

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firestorm31z In reply to Lynxander [2014-09-30 09:54:35 +0000 UTC]

ah.. universal translater!

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