HOME | DD

Dmuzzzz [2020-10-21 14:34:43 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

T-BoneandorNeelson [2019-10-30 04:06:21 +0000 UTC]

NEWSFLASH

Cruella De Vil has just unveiled yet another collection from her growing line of designer wear. Once again, her business tactic of using well known princesses as models for her clothes is a rousing success as all sizes fly off the racks as soon as they are put on. The fashion enthusiast is no doubt rolling in dough as her stocks have soared to record highs. 

In other news however, many are growing worried over Cruella's tactics as details of the contracts the previous four princesses have signed are being slowly leaked to the public. While our article writers refuse to read the leaks ourselves, information is sent to us from concerned citizens and even a few members of royalty who fear their kingdoms might be in danger of becoming corporate pets for the fur woman. Our station officially refuses to comment, but many have stated their own opinions as my own daughter said, "If she keeps supplying these kinds of beauty, I don't care if she owns the whole world."

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

DrvonSchmeltwick [2019-10-30 02:50:40 +0000 UTC]

They don't look too hypnotized to me.

👍: 0 ⏩: 1