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Published: 2014-06-04 02:24:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2123; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 5
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Yo!So as always, I've been playing a shit ton of Skyrim. I've made plenty of fan characters along the way. One of them is Anurassa, the little kitten Khajiit, orphaned and taken in by Ulfric Stormcloak. Now before anyone starts with me, I do realize that she is a Mary-Sue, just for that alone. I mean, she barely passes the The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test. She's really just a fan character that's for fun, and possible outlet for me to forget that and/or punish Ulfric for being a racist ass.
Anywho...
In a universe where everything is sunshine and rainbows, and where dragons shout compliments instead of fire, I’d like to imagine that if Ulfric were to encounter children of different races (i.e. Khajiit, Dunmer, ect) He wouldn’t treat them as harshly, and maybe they’d slowly change his mind about being an arrogant, prejudice asshole by bugging him non-stop with little acts of kindness.
But let’s face it, it’s never going to happen, but hey! A girl can dream about little Argonian and Altmer children drowning Ulfric in flower crowns, and Ulfric would sit there pouting and grumbling ‘til he felt all warm and fuzzy on the inside, and he’d stop being a racist, power hungry butt face, and then everyone would have a big group hug.
… I’m totally not delusional!
... I want to make this into a meme... The Children Of Skyrim Killing Ulfric With Kindness~
Just children of different races drowning Ulfric with flower crowns and he just sits there being a grumpy butt. I like that.
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Oh cool! You named her after the Khajiit mentioned in the word wall that has one of the frost breath words.
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Yes I did! Good eye!
I found it on the wiki and I liked the way the name looked, but I also found it interesting that a Khajiit's name was on a word wall in Skyrim.
And thank you!
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