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Published: 2013-07-20 21:00:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 4943; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 4
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"you are just cynicali am better than you think
let me buy you a drink
c'mon, i'm not so typical at all"
this was for an art trade with ~BeelzeFani ! she made me this beelzefani.deviantart.com/art/... ehehe
aah she wanted 'something sweet' so i drew cape-sharing yes
since that's always sweet to me a a aaahh
but then studio killers happened ahaha
guess which song i dare you
but yeah have this zalgo x slenderman guilty pleasure ship whoops
art (c) me
zalgo + slenderman are public domain
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ah, it's almost a year old, but thank you 'o'
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It's just that cute that I say Kyuuuute~!
Lol, I just noticed there was a group for this.
One of my ships now.
Since you call it a guilty pleasure ship.... I am just going to randomly associate it with dark chocolate.
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hell yeah
ship like the wind bullseye
oooh man
dark chocolate is hella good i applaud you for good taste
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Thank you, sir. I believe dark chocolate is delicious~ I am glad you agree.
Guilty Pleasure Ship= Imagine a boat made out of dark chocolate, and ZalgoXSlenderman carved on it. That's all I can think of.
Dark Chocolate is my favorite chocolate, and for some reason, it is nicely associated with this ship in my opinion.
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i would be captain of that ship
actually
//throws captain hat on//
hOW CAN I EXPECT TO BE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP
WHEN I ALREADY AM???
but omg srsly like
hot damn i need to draw my monster otp more
like literally just yell "lOOK OUT WORLD HERE I COME I WILL HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT WITHOUT SHAME"
because there used to be a time (no actually we're still in that time) where pasta shippers were actually shamed for shipping creepypasta
like literally their argument against it was at the core
"oH NO THOSE RABID YAIO FANGIRLS (TM)!!!!"
"WHY ARE THEY ENJO yING THEMSELVES BY HARMLESSLY SHIPPING CHARACTERS HWHYY OH CRUEL FATE WH YYY!! 1 ! !"
"THEY'RE NOT SCARYR ANYMORE IF THEY HAVE ROMANCE WITH EACHOTHERS!1 CURSE YOU"
"YOU"
"YOU RABID YAOI FANG IRLS (TM)!!11"
those, my friend, were dark times
and even now, if you listen closely, you'll hear someone peep a small cry of
"dam u rabid fangirls (tm)"
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Technically, shipping them staved off my nightmares, so I thank my creepypasta OTPs for that.
I shall not listen to those who disrespectfully disagree of creepypastas shipping!
Yes, I can hear that small sound.... but I turn my back on it. And the sound rots away.
Since you are captain, can I be first mate~?
I am trying to draw my creepypasta OTP too, but it's so obscure that sometimes when I draw it, I feel a bit lonely because few people like the same one I do....
Again, I now associate this OTP with dark chocolate~ Too bad there are no ship building kits made out of dark chocolate, because if there are, I would build the ship and carve the words Zalgo x Slenderman inside a heart.
Huh, imagine if the ship for this OTP is made out of dark chocolate~
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hehe you'll be my second first mate, technically
i have a friend who ships zalgo and slenderman too yes
aw man, that must kinda suck yo 8(
eeee that sounds tasty
i would defs eat it
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Well... yeah, but technically I have 2 other people, and maybe it will catch on
Like you, I think that we should draw our OTP without shame! Shout it OUT! We have our own OTP and we are not afraid to say it!
Second mate is ok! That means I have 4 ships now! 1 of which I am (maybe) captain of.
Dark chocolate ship~is a very tasty treat~!
Omnomnomnomnom~!
I like your ship. It is beautiful. Maybe you will like mine? Who knows.....maybe.
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aw yiss
touches face what is your ship
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and I nearly forgot to bow. *bow* there we go! Now we have been formally introduced.
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by the way... what do you mean by touches face?
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i just type out actions a lot since i think it kinda adds more character and inflection to the text lies down
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Oh ok~. Just a small note, put this symbol next time: *
So... do you like my ship, now that they have been formally introduced? *blush*
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oh oooh ok ok
i often forget i'm on deviantart with how i type lmao
i type like a hardcore tumblr user
spoiler alert tho i am //thunder and lightning//
but aah i
actually haven't read lj's origin story yet
so we have to see where that would take me on forming an opinion yes
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Ok... just look it up on the internet.
When you have formed your opinion, please reply....
I just hope you don't hate it...
Anyways, it was nice to meet your ship. *curtsy*
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Laughing Jack x Isaac
Both are by SnuffBomb, and they are from the Origin of Laughing Jack story by the same author.
I kinda made a club for them called LaughingManFC.
This ship is pleased to meet your ship. (Even though your ship is 2 times bigger than mine)
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Slendy looks like grumpy cat XD
Also I love this pic, SO MUCH FLUFF !
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thanks!
slender probably socks zalgo in the face afterwards tho ehehe
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No problem !
And yeah, Certainly ! XD
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((No as in "no, this shouldn't even be a thing that's been drawn"?
Or as in "no, i'm denying the relationship because i'm commenting in-character because this is a roleplay account"?
Or "oh no my feelings"?
It's kinda hard to tell which 'no' you meant, sorry. 8( ))
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Denying these feelings. Slenderman is simply my coworker.. I don't fornicate with coworkers.
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((Okay, thank you. *phew*
Wow, you really gave me a mini heart-attack for a second ;7; ))
ah, well, not every relationship has to involve fornication, lord zalgo
like if you hypothetically were in a relationship with him, he most likely wouldn't be interested in sexual acts? he would very much mirror an asexual human if that were the case
*shrugs* i should probably leave those issues alone when it comes to eldritch beings ehehe uvu;;
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I just.. I do not date in general.. he's basically my.. hm.. bitch?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He's your bitch huh? XD LAMO!!!
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oh
when you put the last part that way
oh
but i can respect and understand your lack of interest in dating 'v'
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I mean for work. Not for sexual interest and such.. he's simply working for me, dear.
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pfft sorry, sir ;v;"
i've only woken up just a short time ago and i don't know how to explain things that clearly at the moment
like, i meant that i could understand and totally respect your lack of interest in dating at work???
or
*puts head in hands* maybe i need more sleep
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You possibly could use more sleep, as it is very difficult for me to understand what you're trying to explain. Perhaps you should maybe go drink some tea. It really seems to help my.. workers.. wake up and such.
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aah yeah
my thoughts are the equivalent of corrupted text at this point
and they're also going "A => C => ★ => E ==> B100" instead of "A => B => C => D => E" (aka my thoughts are going nonlinear as all hell)
note to self: never sleep for 15 hours ever again
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I don't even understand that, and I'm a God..
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oh my god
the god of corruption cannot understand me
ladies, gentlemen, and other beings
welcome to nightvale the twilight zone
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The God of Corruption..? Hm.. I haven't been called that in a long time.. I like it..
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yeah!! especially since bringing about chaos and corruption is your job, right? 'v'
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I don't get called it often. I get called 'Zalgo' a lot. But I like to be called LORD Zalgo..
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what about "Lord Zalgo, God Of Corruption and Bringer of Chaos"?
does that sound kickass, or what? *grin*
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I would wed anyone who called me that.
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alright lord zalgo, god of corruption and bringer of chaos o::
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this was an interesting turn of events
yes hello i am harley and i'm now lord zalgo, god of corruption and bringer of chaos' teen husbando yes
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That would be rather awkward to tell people. Hm. OH WELL.
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psh, it's alright
you can change up that phrasing just a bit if you want to, lmao
and on the bright side, at least you won't have people hounding you about acts of fornication with mr. slenderman o::
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"Oh yeah, I'm dating this guy.. he's black."
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and he has literal stars and nebulae in his skin
i'm also probably quite small compared to you really
tiny horrorterror house-husband at your service *bows graciously*
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Bwaha.. I also have eyes and mouths on my flesh.
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