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Published: 2009-10-03 10:52:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1596; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 26
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Well, at least the Major found out, why his armchair is wet and sticky sometimes.^^I got that idea by an advert for the German newspaper "Bild", but I couldn't decide, if SchrΓΆdinger found Rip and Zorin, Major and Doc or Captain and Rip having a hanky-panky. Finally I decided for a love affair between Rip and Zorin.
joke by me
Hellsing by Kouta Hirano.
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*covers Schrodinger's eyes* Okaaaaay. You have seen enough here Schrodinger.
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SchrΓΆdinger: Hey! Get off of my eyes! I found that intresting! DX
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The things you should find interesting at your age should be combat video games and race cars not lesbian porn!
Belina: *giggles* You know for someone who does not want to be a parent you sure act like one.
....*moved my hand away from Schrodinger's eyes*..*huffs*
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SchrΓΆdinger: Yeah indeed. *continue watching*
me: Problems with children, Marissa? *smiled*
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Ohhh..no problems at all. *unplugged the television* ^^ It is past your bedtime Schrodinger.
Schrodinger: But but! Not even 10 more minutes?!
.....What do you think? *looks at you*
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Let him watch.... he is old enough even though he doesn't look like a child.^^
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Very well. *plugged the t.v back in*....
Schrodinger: ^^ *watched some more of the porn*
....*rolled my eyes slightly and left*
Belina: *giggles* Its not easy being a "mother" is it?
*groans*
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Uhh Belina I guess you hit a very sensitive place or nerve of her. *giggles anyway*
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Belina: Obviously you are entertained by this as much as I am. *smirks*
*went to my bedroom and hugged a big pillow*...*sighs*
Belina: *looked at the porn video*...So what does this mean exactly? Did you and Rip break up?
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Well... not exactly.... she wanted something new to try... *shrugs*
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Belina: *raised an eyebrow*....
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Hey don't look at me like that.... I also have the crush on other women around here.... *sighs*
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Belina: *chuckled* How cute, so it is like consented infidelity. *smirks* Interesting.
Schrodinger: *looked up* ... How many crushes do you have anyway? ^^
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Well you can count every girl here in Millenium.... except Zorin. 
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Schrodinger: *giggled*
Belina: *chuckled in amusement* Yes...Zorin has those...interesting qualities that very few appreciate..like Rip for instance. *smirked evilly*....
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Ohhhh please.... Belina! *chuckles as well* But remember, that I have on every woman here and that includes you as well.^^
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Belina: Hmmmmm?...Black mail?..Secrets?...*starts laughing*
Schrodinger:....
Belina: Bring it on little man. I love a good challenge. *walked through the walls*
Schrodinger: *giggles* Oh my. Sounds like Belina is not going to underestimate you anymore.
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me: Well I only tolod her that I also has a crush on her as well... *grinned* Let see if I can conquer her somehow.
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Schrodinger:...Now you are insane. Conquering Belina is like going up to Heaven and punching God.
-Next Evening-
*drawing while listening to music*......*heard a knock on the door and turned off the music* Come in.
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*coming in* Hello, I hope you are in better mood again. *smiles*
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Ah well...*smiled slightly* you did not hope in vain...*puts the drawings away*...
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Pheew... when I'm relieved. *smiles at you*
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*smiles back* So what are you up to?
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Ohh just watching if you are not upset that SchrΓΆdinger can watch porns in TV.
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...I was not upset about that...it was just...I just hate being the villain when it comes to these situations..like when a mother tells the child no..but when the father says yes...after awhile its like the mother becomes the mean one while the father is the good guy...it..it just reminds me too much of my own parents...*laid on the bed*
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Ohh dear.... *chuckles* I didn't want that... but you must admit that you are not his mother or it shall not care you what he is doing. XD
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I know I know *whines slightly*...I can't help it though...*rubs my forehead*...I guess since I will never had any kids...I consider Schrodinger a surrogate child...or a little brother to take care of....*eyes sadden*
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Dawww then you have the same feelings like me to him.^^
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The humor is perfect and I love how you insinuated what I thought all along.(The Zorin/Rip couple) Love the "clueless" humor. Once more, you have proven your talent.
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Thank you again. Yes that clueless moments are always good for a joke.
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This is hilarious! 
(but now I feel like a perv... wet and sticky armchair... No good! Remind you I'm trying to draw an armchair..........)
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Thank you and don't worry you come into an age, where this would be "normal" to talk about that (puberty).^^
And yes I remember. Did you found a good artwork to draw it?
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Ugh I know! D: But it bothers meee.
Nope. I've been too lazy to search and I just don't yet feel like finishing that picture off.. I'll do it at some point though.
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Oh that's bad. But speaking of unfinished pictures what about that SchrΓΆ-Captain-picture, which you also wanted to do?
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It's so hard to draw. D: But I will try when I have time and feel like it...
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It's okay, you haven't to hurry.
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=3 too young my butt. I think Schroey's got the whole teenage pervert thing going. XD
Funny joke though!
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Really? There are many RipxZorin-pics and fans. And thank you for the fav.
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I swear, I've ZorinxMajor, RipxHans, ZorinxSeras and all these kinda pairs, but never ZorinxRip, im feeling a lill' dumb now
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Oh yes, Rip and Zorin are in trouble now, aren't they? Or do you mean, that the Major would like it? ^^
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Oh yes, Rip and Zorin are in trouble now, aren't they? Or do you mean, that the Major would like it? ^^
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