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macrofossils In reply to m1cro-wave [2018-09-13 00:48:07 +0000 UTC]

i morphed into sherlock holmes for 3 minutes, figured out the password to the secret government base, proceeded to morph into my most powerful form (dj khaled) and dove deep. I had a clone of mine hack into the cameras to tell me if the coast was clear, i entered the passcode to the most top secret room after i ruthlessly murdered 8 guards, then i entered. this post was the result. This post is my life's work. Now i must hurry before they catch up *morphs ijnto kanye west and snorts weed*

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m1cro-wave In reply to macrofossils [2018-09-13 00:49:33 +0000 UTC]

oh shit

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