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Description No, Toph, you were not, you lucky devil! If only all the main characters hadn't been introduced till the second season.

These are just nitpicky things really, the real issue with the Airbender movie is that it's so bad IT PUNCHES YOU IN THE SOUL.

I wonder if Shamwow has ever had a conversation with another human being before. You wouldn't know from the way the dialog reads. I wish he had. Maybe that human could have told him not to make this movie. T_T Alas, the ENTIRE film is talking, talking, talking, explaining every last thing, thus deftly avoiding the need to SHOW US ANYTHING!!

BLARGSNHLDSHVD!!!!!!*brain splodey*

*slight spoilery bit here*
Other characters fortunate enough to not be in the movie: Jet, Suki, Avatar Roku, the Ocean Spirit, Koh... well, all of the characters really, cuz, I don't know who those people were in the movie, but it wasn't them...
*end spoilery bit*

Also, was it just me, or did everybody in the movie sound like they were on the verge of sobbing every time they spoke?

Well, I'm certainly sobbing!!!
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Comments: 381

DullMarionette In reply to ??? [2010-07-19 08:38:31 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the exact same thing as the Gang, I was so glad Toph was not there yet to be messed up

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InvaderDebz In reply to ??? [2010-07-15 22:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Ong and Soaka. I wanted punch someone.

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hothanyou In reply to ??? [2010-07-15 16:10:53 +0000 UTC]

couldn't agree with you more
*shame for being a film major*

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Mad-Sniper In reply to hothanyou [2010-09-18 02:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Don't be ashamed! It isn't film's fault!

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xlovelylightx In reply to ??? [2010-07-14 22:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! It's fanarts like these which make me glad I have not seen the film! I watched 2 seconds of Peltz and Rathbone's renditions of Sokka and Katara and I was like: Oh God. If I can't handle a few minutes of this, how am I going to handle a whole hour?!

Picked because they were the best actors my butt! If there's a remake, I want these guys:

[link]

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gabumon-noodles In reply to xlovelylightx [2010-08-12 19:19:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG that recasting was perfect! We should start a site promoting JUST that, lol.

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Brillonsloup In reply to xlovelylightx [2010-07-26 03:39:44 +0000 UTC]

I love the recasting you did for The Last Airbender I would totally go see that if those characters were in it. I love the fact that Dev was changed to sokka now that I think of it he'd be a better Sokka.

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xlovelylightx In reply to Brillonsloup [2010-07-26 11:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Actually, the fan recasting isn't mine. I'm just pimping it because I love the person's work. ;3

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Brillonsloup In reply to xlovelylightx [2010-07-26 16:33:02 +0000 UTC]

Okay well I still think it'd be a lot better if they were the real cast.

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xlovelylightx In reply to Brillonsloup [2010-07-26 16:59:53 +0000 UTC]

Me too.

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Kisaragi-Zeet In reply to ??? [2010-07-14 18:24:47 +0000 UTC]

From what i hear, Toph -does- appear in the movie, after the credits...and shes deaf. -I- personally didnt see it, but thats what I was told. Love this piece though

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Mad-Sniper In reply to Kisaragi-Zeet [2010-09-18 02:32:40 +0000 UTC]

RLY? Huh. Too bad I was so fast to book it out of there. I'd already spent the money at that point, shoulda staid to see it. Ah well. XD

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JoeMerl [2010-07-12 06:13:44 +0000 UTC]

I've seen a pic or two of Toph complaining, but I think she has the right attitude here.

Anyway, haven't seen the film yet, but from what I've heard it fulfills me less optimistic expectations nicely. Hilarious take here with Toph's line.

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Mad-Sniper In reply to JoeMerl [2010-09-18 02:57:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Toph. She enjoys the pain of others.^^ (I think that's called "shaedenfruede?")

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Rhythymic-Lunatic [2010-07-12 00:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Zuko's scar looked more like pink eye or something Dx well, this IS M.Night we're talkin here, so what more do you expect?

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wabishiineko In reply to ??? [2010-07-09 05:36:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm being pred, but why indians for most of the fire nation? :/ they don't even look like the characters. but the only person i like so far in the movie is Zuko's uncle.

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Mad-Sniper In reply to wabishiineko [2010-09-18 03:02:26 +0000 UTC]

I liked Eeroh, too. I mean, he was no IROH, but he was still good. I liked his pressuring Zuko to acknowledge the pretty girls. That was very much like Iroh from the play. ("Let's forget about the avatar and go get massages!") I also liked him in the Agni Kai flashback. His reaction there was great, very much that of a horrified father figure. I prefer it to the cartoon, actually. Never really liked how Iroh just turned away, all stoic like. That was the time to get upset, man!

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verryrobust In reply to ??? [2010-07-09 04:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Zuko doesn't have a ponytail in the movie, he's not supposed to grow hair until the last season or so. If Toph's not in there(thank goodness) then at least let him have a ponytail!!

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kisame-fangurl In reply to ??? [2010-07-08 02:45:29 +0000 UTC]

i pointed out over 100 things wrong. it was made for people who have never seen atla

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Mad-Sniper In reply to kisame-fangurl [2010-09-18 03:03:18 +0000 UTC]

And like to torture themselves. Plenty of critics unfamiliar with the show hated it too.^^

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kisame-fangurl In reply to Mad-Sniper [2010-09-18 04:30:23 +0000 UTC]

wow, it sucked that bad...

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Spiritedheart4ever In reply to ??? [2010-07-06 23:52:16 +0000 UTC]

That wasn't a scar, Tht was a very bad sunbun across "zuko's" face

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dragonmrcry In reply to ??? [2010-07-06 22:24:46 +0000 UTC]

figured it must be bad. that is why after the first comercial i saw of it i decided not to see it and i started to complain about the inaceraces in the comercial. great pic

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Manabe [2010-07-06 21:34:45 +0000 UTC]

My heart. She cried. D:

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Sibyl-6 In reply to ??? [2010-07-06 19:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Toph is so darn cute! Well done.

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Vaho15 [2010-07-06 05:57:19 +0000 UTC]

oh roku was in it but he was in the form of a dragon. lol. :/ it was really bad though. i totally agree.

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Mad-Sniper In reply to Vaho15 [2010-09-18 02:30:51 +0000 UTC]

I know that's what it was supposed to be but I refuse to acknowledge it.^^

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Duckie-te [2010-07-06 04:40:56 +0000 UTC]

The trailers made it look cool.

But it really wasn't. I don't hate it, but I don't absolutely love it.
It was okay, I wasn't really expecting much.

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beautyinallthings [2010-07-05 22:12:09 +0000 UTC]

I went in, hoping the movie would be awesome. It did not meet that and I wish I hadn't spent the extra money to see it in 3D. Still love Avatar.

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Kyouheikutie [2010-07-05 15:03:44 +0000 UTC]

watching this movie made me feel like my heart was going through a paper shredder every 5 minutes...
they didn't even say names properly, it's a freaking tv show how can you not say the name properly?!
I have to completely agree with you they sounded like almost sobbing and everything was so amazingly scripted and so ovious and stupid and just gah!!!!!!! I was so pissed when Suki wasn't there since she's kinda a major character by season 3....ugh so many things about this movie made me want to cry. and it was so unepic at the ending... no giant water fish of awesomeness...just a wave...
I really wish Toph could be saved for the madness that shammy created since she's my favorite, hopefully he doesn't get to make the second movie...

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Mad-Sniper In reply to Kyouheikutie [2010-09-18 02:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Here's hoping! We should riot if they green light it. Ugh, taking out Koi-zilla completely robbed the ending of any sense of danger or wonder. You have to ask Yue, why do you have to become the moon? Doesn't look like anything bad's happening...

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Kyouheikutie In reply to Mad-Sniper [2010-09-18 04:17:38 +0000 UTC]

I would go punch Shamwow in the face if her got to do the Earth book
Yeah exactly, Koi-zilla was epic and made it seem like there was something going on.
Yeah Yue just din't want to be near Super-Soaka/ Sokka.

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DragonJadefire In reply to ??? [2010-07-05 01:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Uhm...I liked the movie. I thought i was really good.

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devbneo In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 23:56:51 +0000 UTC]

not going to lie, the "athentic" names were SO funny.... me and my friends have been screaming at each other "ung, you are the AAAAAAAAuvatar!"

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Mad-Sniper In reply to devbneo [2010-09-18 02:28:08 +0000 UTC]

WTF was up with changing the way they say Avatar???? That is not a name, people!! It's a WORD!!!! *snorts fire*

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Ca-Cha In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 21:59:00 +0000 UTC]

*sighn* didn't know it was out jet and now i'm very... I don't know.. is it worse then the HP movies or could I maybe still like it ? (I'm actually quite sure that Dav would be doin a good job T.T)

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Mad-Sniper In reply to Ca-Cha [2010-09-18 02:27:19 +0000 UTC]

Dev was decent. As a very good actor, he was able to work with awful directing.^^ The others, not so much. I would say the HP movies are light years better than this. I'd say that about the Star Wars prequels, too... I'd tell people to go see Twilight:Eclipse before seeing this. Sigh. There are people who have liked it, though, so if ya feel like takin a gamble, have at it.^^

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RogueRikku In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 18:52:50 +0000 UTC]

That pretty much sums up the whole fricking movie.

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EsenEcho In reply to ??? [2010-07-04 16:49:10 +0000 UTC]

oh Toph wait until the second movie that Shyamalan said he is already working on, who knows maybe to save narration he'll combine you with Suki and you won't be awesome you'll be boring

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Mad-Sniper In reply to EsenEcho [2010-09-18 02:23:18 +0000 UTC]

0__O My... my BRAIN

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4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k In reply to EsenEcho [2010-07-04 18:39:36 +0000 UTC]

WUT?! he better not be.. >.> i want his sorry ass fired.

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EsenEcho In reply to 4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k [2010-07-04 18:44:34 +0000 UTC]

who keeps giving Shyamalan the money to make his bad movies, i mean making bad movie is one thing but insulting a fanbase for the most popular show on Nick was just horrible

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4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k In reply to EsenEcho [2010-07-04 18:50:18 +0000 UTC]

this is ridiculous.. have they not seen the fanbase and it's uproar?

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EsenEcho In reply to 4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k [2010-07-04 19:02:07 +0000 UTC]

yep he just asking for a mob to appear in font of his house

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4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k In reply to EsenEcho [2010-07-04 19:17:04 +0000 UTC]

...yes.. more than that. he's asking for a sniper shot to his head.>.<

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Mad-Sniper In reply to 4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k [2010-09-18 02:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... there is definitely a bit of homicidal rage going around... I'd be surprised if he wasn't getting some nasty threats in the mail.

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4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k In reply to Mad-Sniper [2010-09-19 22:52:00 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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EsenEcho In reply to 4nim3-Sg-1-fr34k [2010-07-04 19:25:36 +0000 UTC]

ha ha

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mulderfbi [2010-07-04 13:58:37 +0000 UTC]

who in there right mind let Shamalyon near a kids movie or any movie for that fact? After signs, his work just outright sucks. It would be a great day when someone finally makes a true avatar movie that at least follows some part of the actual show. I mean, did he even watch the show? Half of the characters names were mispronunced.

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EsenEcho In reply to mulderfbi [2010-07-04 16:51:57 +0000 UTC]

oh no he watched the show his daughter went as Katara for halloween and got the family into it

""Watching Avatar has become a family event in my house - my daughters absolutely love the show and they are the ones who initially told me about it, so we are looking forward to how the story develops in season three," said M. Night Shyamalan. "Once I saw the amazing world that Mike and Bryan created, I knew it would make a great feature film.""

here is the link to the artical
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