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Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk Ch.1Jack’s life had always been hard. He lived out in the middle of nowhere in a log cabin, and despite being an adult he still lived with his Ma. They managed a tiny farm that allowed them to scrape by. A sheep named Sam was their only real source of income, as the wool could be sold or used for necessary items. One tragic day, however, Sam stopped growing wool. Jack’s mother realized they had no other options left. She sent Jack into town to sell Sam to the butcher; a task Jack dreaded.
“Don’t look at me like that.” Jack scolded the naked sheep as he led Sam along. “It’s your own darn fault for refusing to grow any more. Now you just look stupid.” Still, he would miss Sam. It got lonely out here, and any friend- even a sheep- was welcomed.
“Excuse me, young lad.” An old man stopped Jack on the road. “What are you doing with that sheep?”
“I’m taking it into market to sell.” Jack told him. “But
Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk ch. 2“Hey.” One woman nudged her husband the next day. “Do you see that?” Everyone in town was talking about the giant beanstalk that could be seen in the distance.
“Is it real?” Her husband muttered.
“Yes it’s real!” Jack interrupted. “I climbed it myself yesterday.”
“You climbed that thing?!” The woman gasped in surprise. Jack’s pride swelled as a crowd gathered to listen.
“Yep!” Jack boasted. “I’m not scared of nothin’. It went way into the clouds, and when I got up there it was land again! A land of giants. Horrible, terrifying beasts who could eat you in one bite. A dog the size of a house nearly got me, but I fought it back with my BOSS moves.”
“Yeah right.” One man muttered, and the others dispersed as well.
“Villiage idiot.” A person scoffed at him.
“What?” Jack was indignant. “It’s true! Well, mostly true. How come n
Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk ch. 3The sun was setting quickly. Jack stopped again on his climb down, taking a breather. He readjusted his grip on the bean thing. In hindsight, he probably should have brought a bag. Jack groaned when he saw how far he still had to go. Climbing down while carrying the bean was far too difficult.
“What is this thing, anyway?” Jack muttered, taking a closer look at it. It tasted like sugary fruit when licked, but it had a crunch when Jack tried a bite. Was it a foriegn sweet of sorts?
A gentle breeze made Jack quickly latch onto the beanstalk in fear. In his haste, he realized with dread the bean had been dropped.
“Oh God frickin’ dang it!” Jack watched it plummet a few feet before scurrying down faster than before. He only prayed his proof could survive a hundred foot fall. “If one measly drop makes this whole thing pointless, someone’s gonna get a face-full of angry Jack!”
His feet crunched on the surprisingly dry grass when he reached the
Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk ch. 4“Almost...there…” Jack huffed, seeing the clouds just above him. He had learned better than to look down. Finally he broke through the cloud layer and returned to the land of Giants. The sun was almost setting already when he arrived. “Oh thank frickin’ Jesus this is the last time.” Jack sighed, collapsing onto the land in relief. Then again, Jack wasn’t feeling very thankful. He couldn’t believe this was his last time here. Of course he’d listen to his Ma, but it was a bit sad how much Jack wouldn’t get to explore. This world was terrifying, and Jack kinda liked it.
“Goodbye, freakishly long blades of grass.” He said, running his hand through it. He began to say goodbye to everything he passed. “Goodbye, ladybug pretending to be a dog. Goodbye, dragonfly that could be an actual baby dragon.” His voice was a little sore by the time he reached the castle stairs.
“Helloooo, annoyingly tall stairs.
Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk ch. 5Jack tossed and turned all night, trying to fall asleep- no easy task when the floor shook every few hours with the thumping footsteps of a giant on the prowl for him. Luckily, Jack managed to collect a few hours of sleep. When sunlight beamed into the room beyond Jack’s hiding place under the chair, he decided it was time to get up and continue the search.
Jack packed up his blanket, feeling down. What proof could he hope to bring back, anyhow? Someone would always doubt him, for sure. It was just so heartbreaking that Ma looked at him with such disappointment. Maybe if he just brought her back something to make her happy, that would be enough.
“Yeah, that’d be nice.” Jack continued to daydream. “Something valuable, so she doesn’t have to worry so much. I could be like a hero! Pfft, yeah right. As if anything valuable would just be lying around.”
But just this once, lady luck decided to smile upon Jackaboy. He spotted a slight glimmer under th
Jacksepticeye and the Beanstalk 6  by hiddendreamer67

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