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Published: 2016-05-15 02:14:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 3302; Favourites: 120; Downloads: 3
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He's too sexy.Oh God.
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This reminds me of when I tell my crush to stop being adorable. I love this.
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Dipper's over here like, "He likes me? Did he seriously just call me sexy? I'm not doing anything?!"
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Pfft, reminds me of Sherlock "You were thinking, it's annoying."
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Me: Don't stop Pine Tree! It's weakening him!
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Bill: Nooo!! Stahhhp! *lowers to the ground and shields self playfully* Hehe Noooo!! The sexiness.. It's too powerful!
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Me: Quickly! He's down, Pine Tree! Get him!!Β
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Dipper: *stands over Bill making him feel small*
Bill: PINE TREE, IT BURRRNS! IT BUUUUURRRRNS... THE SEXINESS! YOU'RE TOO HOT! TSSSSSS... *makes a sizzling noise while poking Pine Tree with a finger* SMOKING!
Dipper: *blushes red as a tomato*Β
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*I'm just sitting in the background, fangirling*
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Bill: SSSSSSSSSOO HOT!
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Me: Dipper used sexiness. It's super effective!Β
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Dipper: Uhm.. Ok? *doesn't even try but uses hand to run fingers through hair, birthmark of the Big Dipper showing*
Bill: I CAN'T TAKE IT! *blushing* SO SEXYYYYYΒ Β
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Me: *Giggles crazily*
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Dipper: *actually starts laughing* Bill! You can stop now.
Bill: I can't! You're sexiness! It's weakening meeeeeee....
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Me: I think you broke him
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Dipper: I barely did anything! *accidentally voice cracks a little*
Bill: OH NO! IT'S CRITICAAAAAL! *faints* Too... sexy....!
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Me: I rest my case! He's officially broken
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Dipper: This has been a weird day.
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Me: I know right?!
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Dipper: BILL....
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Bill: *sits up* OH NO HE'S SEXIER THAN A MINUTE AGO!
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Me: Yep, he's broken!
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Bill: HEY SEXY. YOU. ARE. MINE.
Dipper: Dear God.. *facepalm*
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Me: No Bill, it goes like this. *Mimics a flirting person* Hello there, sexy thing. You're mine and I'm yours~
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(Around today or tomorrow or so im actually posting A "Bill's Flirting Class 101: Guide to Flirting" I came up with it last week with friends on instagram lololol they told me to draw it and im working on it)
Bill: YESS.
Dipper: BILL DON'T YOU DARE.
Bill: Hello there, sexy thing. *gets closer to Pine Tree* You're mine and I'm yours~
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(That's awesome!)
Me: *Rolling on the floor, laughing my head off*
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Bill: *laughing as well*
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Me: That was *giggles* so funny!
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Dipper: *scoffs then goes up to Bill and makes a sexy looking pose and grin* You make me want some Doritos.. Extra hot~ And I think there's one standing right in front of me~
Bill: *stammers and blushes hard* Bah.. uhh- wha-.. I.. Pine Tre-.. Ahh....... *frozen and speechless*
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Me: Oh crap! He just burned you, Bill-rito!
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Bill: *blushing*
Dipper: Ahem, Biiiill~ Your pine tree is showing~..
Bill: *looks down.. BLUSHING HARDERRR*Β Β
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Me: Oh snap, Bill. Cover up dude!
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Bill: *runs to the bathroom* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Me: *Laughs at Bill*
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Dipper: *watches him run then looks at you* Should I 'torture' him more?
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Me: Entertain me >:3
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Dipper: *grins* Got it. *walks over to the bathroom and opens it* Ohh Bill~
Bill: *blushing, turns around and covers up with hands* P- Pine Tree!!Β
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Me: Is he submitting under your power yet?
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Dipper: *looks at you and quietly replies* Hehe, not yet.
Bill: Pine Tree!! G- Get out! I'm serious! If not I'll.. I'll-...
Dipper: -.. You'll be aroused~?..
Bill: PINE TREE! *Blushing* N- No!! Agh..
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Me: WEAKEN HIM!
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Dipper: *starts hugging Bill from behind* Oh?~ Β But it seems like you are right now..~
Bill: *face is red as a tomato*
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Me: You get him Dipper, you get him. I'll be right back.Β
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Dipper: Will do, Cerbie!
Bill: P- Pine Treeee!!
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Me: *I comeΒ back with a load of popcorn and a chair* You may begin now
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Bill: CERBERUS!! *blushes hard * S- Seriously?!
Dipper: *starts stroking Bill* (i dunno lol) Bill~
Bill: Nh.. Pine Tree- wha..? *blushing*
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Me: I needed the entertainment food, Bill. *Starts munching on the popcorn* Go Pine Tree
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Dipper: Cerbie, are you even comfortable watching this? *continuing to tease Bill*
Bill: Fuuu- *spacing out and blushing*
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