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Now that’s Mommy’s favorite, the M-920 Cain and that’s Mommy’s other favorite, the M-76 Revenant Machine Gu—Oh God, don’t tell your Mama I showed you these…
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Hey Shep, That Nuclear Reactor Cannon isn't leaking radiation, is it?
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Liara should be keeping a closer eye on Shep. She'll have the girls out in a pack, hunting Slavers and worse before they're out of Maidenhood! They'll probably be hanging out with Wrex's kids too, and that will only make the chaos worse!
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Baby Shep: I want da big pew pew!
Adult Shep: Now, now sweetie. How about something smaller...like...a Widow Sniper Rifle?
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Femshep <3 Liara = My headcanon.
M-76 Revenant = My "Skill" Cannon.
Cain just gives a wonderful, warm feeling when I fire it at a Banshee/ATLAS/any cluster of big, tanky enemies...
Thanks for making my day with this sketch!
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See the yellow one takes out bad guys with a single shoot
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That moment when you find people that share your headcannon that Liara would be absolutely seething if she found out Femshep was encouraging their little children to become soldiers
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If Shepard and Liara had kids, you just know one of them would turn out like Louise from Bob's Burgers.
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Yup, that was exactly how my Femshep would raise her child
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hahaha.. aww thats a lovely drawing ..now i feel like crying more mainly tears..since my femshep..is gone..
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I love it, and the M-76 Revenant is my favourite.
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Shepard: Oh the number of times I shoved that machine gun right up a merc's...
Liara: SHEPARD!
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This is very cute A mom showing her daughter things she that her Mom and Mother had to yous to win the war
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Well, if her classmates ever boast that their parents have shown off their guns, she can counter-boast that HER mom's guns are the best.
Because really, there isn't much that beats what amounts to a tactical nuke-launcher. Speaking of which, why the hell did Bioware put a radioactive warning sign on the damn thing? It's specifically stated that the Cain doesn't actually use nuclear ordnance.
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It has a radioactivity sign on the side because the explosion caused by the Cain resembles a mushroom cloud, which are only made by nuclear bombs. It's a symbolic thing I guess.
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edit: Shepard, regardless of her/his gender would be the DAD, not the mom. Goddamn Asari mono-genderness screwing everything up for me.
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I have a preference for the N7 Valiant, the power of the Mantis, combined with a 3 shot clip and a stupidly fast reload, what could be better the beaning 3 targets between the eyes before reloading in less than a second to say a long-ranged "hi" to 3 more people, combine it with the concentration mod then either spare ammo or an extended barrel, versatile and deadly in one neat package
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And there's the Carnifex Hand Cannon I got your mother for our anniversary. Remember that kiddo. Mommy loves cannons...and Makos...and just about anything that looks remotely weapon-like.
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Ahh, I remember when I used the M-920 Cain for the first time. I had no idea what it did.....
So I used it point blank on a husk. You know... FOR SCIENCE.
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"Now that’s Mommy’s favorite, the M-920 Cain and that’s Mommy’s other favorite, the M-76 Revenant Machine Gu—
Oh God, don’t tell your Mama I showed you these…"
"She's only trained to use pistols....And what do we think of pistols?"
"Thbt!"
"That's mommy's girl!"
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her krogan great-grandfather would be proud.
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...might be a good idea to put the cain on the top self...
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aaah let kid have some fun! (it's not loaded any way)
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you suure?
"OF SHIT SHE'S GOT A GU-"
*boom*
"woops"
warned you...
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I didn't waste anytime clicking that "follow" button and now while I'm not completely done giggling over this, I'm going to pop over to your tumblr and gush over all the art things there
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These are awesome, I'm really going to have to go follow your tumblr now
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This is a great life lesson to teach your child. How to murder people.
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thanks for reminding me!
Mental note: teach any kids I may have where the bodies weak points are for knife-related injuries
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Teach your child how to take power with the sword! People will respect and fear them - mainly fear.
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while swords work well and all, I find knives are easier to conceal, not to mention they can be thrown as a last resort
as a great man once said "there's a tool for every situation, the knife's the tool for every situation" and that great man was me!
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There's a beast in every person, and that beast tends to emerge when they are given a weapon.
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learn a martial art or fighting style, you always have an outstanding weapon, so long as you keep it maintained (metaphor for a good diet and exercise, kids!)
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At least you have more of an option of subdueing your opponent instead of killing them with martial arts.
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I'm also a Tali person but i like pairing my fem Shep with Liara. This would be a very nice future for them
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Those 2 are my favourite guns in ME2, too. Kid's learning from a great example. Bright future ahead. :3
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awwwwww so cue, showing to this little children a portable nuclear device
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"Oh Shepard....Why is our daughter asking about getting a Reverent?"
* sweat-drop "Uh, Liara, let's no do anything hasty...." Walks slowly away... Looking for cover.
"Oh don't worry, I won't do anything." Liara says smiling. Shepard relaxes. "But she will." Liara steps away revealing their daughter holding a miniature reverent machine gun, fitted to her size.
"HI DADDY! LOOK WHAT MOMMY GOT ME!"
"Oh, that's very nice sweetheart."
*giggles. "Mommy says I can't use it in the house though.." *
"Oh it's ok. We'll-"
"Unless I'm using it on you daddy."
*sweatdrop.
Liara looks to her daughter. "Remember sweetie, don't hurt daddy too much. He has 'things' to do for me tomorrow."
*giggle "Ok mommy." Aims at Shepard. "Time to run daddy."
"Uh,"
*pulls trigger and Shepard is pelted by hundreds of plastic pellets.
"OW OW OW OW OW!!!!"
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