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MagicJeans — Reduced Roomba Rodeo
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#nbm #roomba #squishing #toony #flattening #detachedhead
Published: 2017-11-26 10:18:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 4700; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 19
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This is a pair of really silly sketches inspired by banter in the discord.Related content
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Someone needed to use more duct tape. Still I guess it is better than getting her hair caught in the roller.
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Ye gods, getting disentangled from under the rollers would be an adventure and a half. Perhaps I should invest in a hair net.
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How many times do you plan on tying this again?
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Well, it is pretty fun to ride on...~ So at least a few times, provided I have a second on hand to, aheh, help get me back on the horse. Without flopping over the sides.
If nobody is around, it's more a case of hoping the roomba won't have smeared my face from wall to wall before someone does help me.
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You might also need to worry about getting picked up by the rumba. Just make sure your friend checks the container before emptying it out.
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Gosh, I hadn't even thought of that. It's probably super cramped in there. I do hope they think to check, as otherwise I'm liable to end up as a little squished cube in the back of a garbage truck.
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That would be bad. None of us want to see you thrown out, especially when that cube would look so good on a desk.
Depending on how long till garbage day, they might have a while to notice you and get you out, if they don't end up throwing something else out on top of you.
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♥blush♥ Awwh~
That would be an... interesting experience.~ Being a paperweight, a desk toy.
If they did throw something else out, finding me would be so much harder. Squished flatter, compressed tighter with every addition to the bin, helpless to wait and see if they or the garbage man notices.
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When it throws ya, ya gotta get right back on 😅
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That's going to be quite a challenge to pull off in this state~
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Very cute! If you stuck her in a nice frame she would make a very good profile picture
(Oops, didn't mean to post this as a reply)
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I’m sure you’d look great hanging in a frame on a wall somewhere. You’d work so well with the room that it would be pretty tempting to just keep you there...
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♥blush♥
Framed, on a wall? B-but people might see...
I'm sure you wouldn't keep me up there, squished between glass long, right? Right~?
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Well, if a put you on display, I’ve gotta show you off to everyone, right? I’m sure all my visitors will get a kick out of how silly and helpless you look.
It’ll only be a few weeks... or a few months... or maybe a year or two or five. Depends on if I ever get in an unusually sympathetic mood. Also depends on if I forget you’re an actual person and not just a goofy photo.
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Hfff... I might be stuck as just some photo?
Surely the drool would tip you off, right? o//o;;
gosh it's warm in here >//<
ohmygosh♥
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It’s ok, just say something when you want out. You’ll have to speak up though, I put that frame on pretty tight. Maybe if I wind up really close to you and you try speaking really loud I might be able to hear a tiny, barely audible squeak from inside the frame.
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What’s that? You want the frame to be tighter? Well, if you insist! >:3
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Don't worry, I'll make it as tight as it'll go this time so that you won't have to ask again! I know you like it as snug as possible~
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I'llgetyouforthisIswear
A-as soon as I get out of here...
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Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you have a lot of time to think about your revenge. For now, you’ll make an alright decoration. Maybe a bit tacky, but you’ll do
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Feel free to note me if you manage to get out of the frame and need some other cramped space to stay in
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Very much so~! If you want in, I can go get an invite for you and note you with it. <3
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