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The Grow Gun Script

((The Grow Gun was going to be a CC voice acted story in 2016. The script went through a few iterations. Unfortunately, CC was unable to capture clean audio of her performance, and has been out of contact since. Someday this may be rewritten into a story or script for another VA to perform.))

There were 3 documents created for the script of this story. I’ve compiled them into one here.

Original Script “First Half”
Hey nerd! What’s this thing you’ve got here? Looks like some kind of ray gun! [Dismissive:] You won’t mind if I take a look, right? Of course not.

So how’s it work anyway? If I just pointed it at you and pulled the trigger, would you be vaporized? *giggle*

What’s that? [pause] It’s a grow gun? [pause] What, I just point it at myself and [gun fires] Ohmygod, what’s happening!? *growth sounds*

Ho-ly shit! I’m taller! And bustier! And… buffer! Ha! My arms have muscles in them! *flex* Look at that, I’ve got a baby bicep! *giggle* And my legs are looking great! Check out these calves! So toned!

It’s like I’m already a month ahead on my new year’s resolutions *giggle*

I wanna see what happens if they grow again! [gun fires] *growth sounds* Yes! It’s happening again!

Dayum, I think my arms are bigger than yours now – this baby bicep is getting beast! Not that it would take much to be bigger than you, nerdie. *giggle*.

And legs? Heh, no comparison there! I even feel way stronger. Like there’s so much energy flowing through me! I’m gonna be soooo good at cheerleading now! *giggle*

What, you want this thing back? Mmmm… But I’m still using it! And it sure would be rude to interrupt a lady, wouldn’t it? [gun fires] *growth sounds* Oooooh, and that felt even better than the last time!

Besides, just LOOK at this body! LOOK at this arm! *flex* So big and powerful! Forget cheerleading - I’m like a sexy-linebacker now *laugh* I bet it would have taken me a lifetime of hard work to build these muscles, and this gun gave them to me in a mere few minutes!

Heh, looks like we’re the same height now. Though I am SO much more muscular than you now! Good thing I wore a tank-top, huh? Though even this is getting stretched out! You can see the bottom row of my abs – and look how thick they are! You’re never going to have a six-pack like this, are ya dweeb? *laugh*

Uhh… what was that? [pause] NO, I won’t go on a date with you. *snickering* What? You think just because your toy here gave me an awesome body that I’ll be your girlfriend? *laughter* [laughing/mean:] No way! Hell, with a bod like this, I can get with pretty much anyone I want! Only perfect 10s for me now! And you’re nowhere near to a 10.

And even if I am a 10 now… I still want more! [gun fires] *growth noises* Ooooh, hell yeah! Now I’m looking down at you *snicker*. Well, I always did in a way, but now I literally do!

This is pretty fitting, isn’t it? Me being taller and soo much more muscular than you? Man… my thighs are so big now! I think each quadriceps is thicker than my itty-bitty waist *giggle*

D’aww, is twerpy getting mad? Are you jealous that your hard work all went to ME? *giggle*

[The listener charges at you – if you have a better idea for how to represent this, feel free to improvise it]

Whoa, what are you doing? Get back! Back I said! *grunt* [smacking noise]

[you give the listener a firm push to the chest – sending him soaring back as he lands in a pile of boxes or something – I’ll splice in a sound representing that.]

Woops! Don’t know my own strength *giggle* I must be stronger than I look, and I look pretty damn strong!

If I can send you flying back with a shove… I wonder what will happen when [gun fires] *growth sounds* I grow even MORE! *laughter* Mmmmm yes!

[ripping sound] Woops, my massive legs and juicy rear are too big for this skirt *giggle* And on that note… *minor grunt* [ripping sound] this tank top is too restrictive too!

There. Much better. Mmm, yeah, now my huge, rippling body is on full display. *laughter* God I am SO hot now! I must be the buffest person at school, even bigger than the jocks!

Forget guns, my biceps are like cannonballs! And these breasts… Gosh, I’ll have to go clothes shopping – but my pecs are so strong that I don’t think I even need to wear bras anymore! *giggle*

All this strength feels so amazing! I’m on top of the world, like I’m totally invincible! *laugh* Maybe with enough power-ups I will be, can you imagine that? Oooh, I bet you can.

Why are you so upset anyways? Can’t you just make another gun for yourself?

Oh? What’s that? [pause] The gun’s powered by a rare crystal? [pause] And this is the only known one in existence? Uhh… doesn’t that mean this is the only possible grow-gun then?

Awesome! In that case, I’m keeping it, forever! *laughter* I’ll never let go of this little beauty!

Huh? [pause] NO! I won’t power you up with it. What if it only has a limited number of charges? I need them all for me!

Oh? This crystal has unlimited energy? That’s why you needed it for the grow gun? Well that just makes it even more valuable! No way I’m ever letting go of it! Don’t want to take any chances ya know.

Now, where was I…

Grow Gun Original Script “Second Half”

Right. I was empowering myself even further. [gun fires] *growth* Oooh yes! I completely tower over you now; I must be at over six feet tall!

And now my arms are bigger than anyone I know’s! *flex* I just love watching this huge ball of power rise up, and knowing that it’s all mine! *chuckle*

Such an amazing invention. I’m honestly surprised that you of all people ended up being so useful! Let’s take a closer look at this thing… what do we have here? Settings?

Oooh, it’s set to “height and muscle”. And if I turn this dial [click], now it only says “muscle”. Let’s do this!

[gun fires] *growth* Mmm, yes! As much as I love gaining height, I do still want to fit under doorways *giggle*

But now I don't have to worry about that, I can just build muscle, like so! [gun fires] *growth* Oooh, fuck yes. I don't think I'll ever get tired of that feeling.

This arm... [laughing] this arm is almost as big as your egg-head! Just think, I’ve only had a few minutes with this gun, and I’m already this powerful!

And how can you ever hope to possibly stop me? I doubtlessly have more strength in this arm than your entire body! Wanna try?

Go on, grab onto my hand with both of yours. Better savor this while you can, 'cause it's the only time you'll be able to touch me *laugh*

Alright, go ahead – pull. [pause] [laughing:] oh my god, you’re actually trying – you’re getting all red in the face, but I can’t feel you at all; like a weak little worm trying to challenge me!

What’s the deal anyways, why am I sooo strong? [listening] Oh yeah? The grow gun makes my muscles super effective? How considerate of you!

Why, you’re so nice, I’ll even reward you with a lift. *minor effort* [he goes crashing again] Woops! you just keep getting flung around like a little rag-doll *giggle* It’s alright, you’ll live – I think.

Now back to these settings. [click] What do we have here? A beauty mode…?

Well, I’m already a living goddess, but a little more wouldn’t hurt right? [gun fires] *beauty growth*

So, whaddya say wormy? Am I even hotter now? Hmmm? Of course I am *giggle* And now to go even further [gun fires]

Oooh yes. My breasts are way too big for this top *minor effort* [cloth breaks] Bam – just like that I tore it open with my pecs! *chuckle*

And my oh my, these have to be the roundest, perkiest, and most perfect breasts to ever grace the Earth!

In fact, quick glance shows that I’m much curvier overall. Imagine that – muscles AND curves *giggle* I love it! [lower voice:] and I know you do too.

Okay now, next setting… [click] It just says ‘strength’. Well, I’m already super-strong, but I’m always up for MORE strength! *giggle* [gun fires] *strength growth*

Mmm yeah – muscles are getting harder, *grunt*, and more defined! I can just feel that I’m even more powerful now!

How strong am I anyways? Let’s see… [stomps ground] *minor effort* Ha! The floor and walls are shaking just from that!

You getting scared over there nerdy? Feeling my awesome power first hand as it literally rocks your world? *chuckle*

I bet I can just keep making these muscles harder! [gun fires] *strength growth*

Mmmm… my abs are so… thick! And my ass… well, you ain’t never seen a booty like this – both buff and round! Forget quarters, you could bounce a bowling ball off this thing *chuckle*

Hey…! What the hell… Is that… A gun?! A real gun!?

Where did you… what are you... [handgun fires] HEY! Are you trying to kill me?!

What the- oh? the bullet bounced right off of me! [handgun fires] And another…!

*laughing* even bullets have no chance against me! And [grow gun fires] *strength growth* Now I'm even MORE powerful! *laugh* [handgun keeps firing] [giggling:] Those bullets tickle!

Forget worrying about dating 10s and cheerleading, I'm going to take over the entire world! Time for even more strength! [grow gun fires] *strength growth*

[Handgun fires again] Oh knock that off! *grunt – you clap your hands together* Ha! I’m so powerful that I can make shockwaves all the way over here! *clap again* Boom! Knocked the gun right out of your hand *laugh* *clap again* Bang! Knocked ya on your back!

Back to the grow gun… Strength is nice, but I want more mass! [click] Time for muscle and height! [grow gun fires] *growth* Oooh yeah, those super-dense muscles are scaling up… so my strength is increasing – uh… exponentially I think? *chuckle*

[cloth tearing] Woops, destroyed my shorts. *giggle* Oh well. Who needs clothes when you’re an indestructible goddess with a perfect body?

[smug/laughing:] And this body must have the largest lean muscles on the whole planet; muscles so packed with power they’re bulletproof! Plus, anytime I need more, I can just zap myself with the grow gun!

Speaking of which… [clicking] Oooooh… now look at this… there’s an INTELLIGENCE setting. And considering how well the other settings worked, I can’t wait to become the smartest person alive! *chuckle*

Ah, well. Thanks for the grow gun nerd. Now that you’ve turned me into an ultra-goddess, I’ll return the favor by enslaving the world! And if you’re really lucky, I’ll even let you personally worship me. In fact… why don’t we start right now!

The End!

Grow Gun Rewrite

Hey nerd! What’s this thing you’ve got here? Looks like some kind of ray gun! [Dismissive:] You won’t mind if I take a look, right? Of course not.

Let’s see… huh, what are these weird big buttons? They say… “bigger” “stronger” “hotter” and “smarter”. So… If I just hit the ‘bigger’ button like so… [button press] aimed it at myself… and pulled the trigger…

[gun fires] Ohmygod, what’s happening!? *growth sounds* Body’s shifting… but it feels… good!

Ho-ly shit! I’m taller! And bustier! And… buffer! Ha! My arms have muscles in them! *flex* Look at that, I’ve got a baby bicep! *giggle* And my legs are looking great! Check out these calves! So toned!

It’s like I’m already a month ahead on my new year’s resolutions *giggle* I’ve even got sexy lines of definition on my tummy! I never knew muscle would look so good on me… kind of makes me want even more!

So… If I fired it again, would the same thing happen? [pause] Yeah? I’d become even bigger and buffer? Well hell yeah! Sign me up! Let’s do this! [gun fires] *growth* Ooooh – this is even better than the first time! I can literally feel my legs becoming longer and thicker!

Mmmm, wow, I feel great! Say, go ahead and flex your arm for me. [pause] Okay, now let me bring mine up and flex it… *flex* Ha! They’re like the same size now! Actually, mine look a lot harder and more defined. And there’s no doubt my legs are bigger than yours.

Plus, lets see… Ha! I’ve got four-pack abs! Heh, way more muscular and attractive than your pudgy little belly *giggle*

I love how with the slightest movement my muscles dance underneath my flawless skin. Makes me wonder what they would look like if they were even bigger…

So… is there a limit to how many times it can be used? [pause] No? Well in that case, I don’t mind if I do! [gun fires] Yes! *growth* Growing again! Bigger biceps; longer legs; and awesome abs!

Heh, look at that – we’re about the same height now. How tall are you again? [pause] 5’10”? I must admit I like this new perspective. And I especially like how I am SO much more muscular than you now! Good thing I wore a tank-top, huh? Though even this is getting stretched out! You can see the bottom row of my abs – and look how thick they are! You’re never going to have a six-pack like this, are ya dweeb? *laugh*

[he asks for the gun]

What, you want this thing back? Mmmm… But I’m still using it! And it sure would be rude to interrupt a lady, wouldn’t it? [gun fires] *growth sounds* Oooooh, Yes! Even more power for me!

Now I’m looking down at you *snicker*. Well, I always did in a way, but now I literally do!

This is fitting, isn’t it? Me being taller and soo much more muscular than you? Man… my thighs are so big now! I think each quadricep is thicker than my itty-bitty waist *giggle*

Tell me, why didn’t you use this gun on yourself in the first place?

[he answers]

Yeah? *snickering:* You were scared to use it? Scared of what? Becoming a god? *laughter*

[he wants the gun back]

Oooh, so now that I’ve done all the dangerous testing, you just want to swoop in and power yourself up? Nuh-uh. No way. Unless…

Tell ya what, if you can move my right arm with both of yours, then I’ll give you a zap. Deal?

Come on, it’s not like you have a chance to use the gun otherwise; not if it’s in my now-powerful grasp*chuckle*.

[he grabs onto you to accept the challenge]

Heh, even your hands are smaller than mine now. Guess that makes sense. Alright – got your grip? Good, let’s do this.

[a few seconds pass]

Are you even pulling? [pause] Ha! Ohmygod, you are! You’re actually trying! *laugh* Wow, I can’t believe how weak you are *chuckle* I can barely feel you pulling at all. Incredible how my arms aren’t THAT much bigger than yours yet, but I’m so much stronger than you! *giggle*

Well, no point in messing around. *Minor effort* Heh, just a tiny yank, and you’re pulled right off your feet! *giggle*

Awww, you lost. How sad! Oh well. I’ll just take the reward for myself *chuckle* [gun fires] *growth* Oooooh, hell yes – I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of this feeling.

Mmmm… feeling small, little guy? *chuckle* I’m almost a full head taller than you. And of course, don’t forget how much wider and broader my whole body is – except for my cute little muscle-packed waist. Better get used to it *giggle* because I’m only going to get bigger.

In fact… Let’s have some fun… I’ll stand right behind you like this… Heh – my body entirely eclipses yours *chuckle*, and now, let’s see what happens when… [gun fires] Mmmm, yes. Can you feel it too? *growth* The blaze of heat from my body becoming an inferno? *growth* Can you sense the girl behind you becoming a goddess? *giggle*

[ripping sound] Woops, my massive legs and juicy rear are too big for this skirt *giggle* And on that note… *minor grunt* [ripping sound] this tank top is too restrictive too!

There. Much better. Mmm, yeah, now my huge, rippling body is on full display. *laughter* God I am SO hot now! I must be the buffest person at school, even bigger than the jocks!

Forget guns, my biceps are like cannonballs! And these breasts… Gosh, I’ll have to go clothes shopping – but my pecs are so firm that I don’t think I even need to wear bras anymore! *giggle*

All this strength feels so amazing! I’m on top of the world, like I’m totally invincible! *laugh* Maybe with enough power-ups I will be, can you imagine that? Oooh, I bet you can.

D’aww, is twerpy getting mad? Are you jealous that your hard work all went to ME? *giggle*

Why don’t you just make another gun anyways? [he explains] Oh? What’s that? [pause] The gun’s powered by a rare crystal? [pause] And this is the only known one in existence? Uhh… doesn’t that mean this is the only possible grow-gun in the world?

Awesome! In that case, I’m keeping it, forever! *laughter* I’ll never let go of this little beauty!

Huh? [pause] NO! I won’t power you up with it. Even if it has infinite energy, I need all of it for ME!

Uhh… what was that? [pause] NO, I won’t go on a date with you. *snickering* What? You think just because your toy here gave me an awesome body that I’ll be your girlfriend? *laughter* [laughing/mean:] No way! Hell, with a bod like this, I can get with pretty much anyone I want! Only perfect 10s for me now! And you’re nowhere near to a 10.

And even if I am a 10 now… I still want more! [gun fires] *growth noises*

And remember, you almost had this power. But you were too scared to take it for yourself *chuckle*

Tell me, what’s more infuriating? The fact that I’ve stolen the one and only grow gun in the world from you, or that you’ll never, ever, get with me? *mean laugh*

Heh, you really like my muscles, don’t you? Well, I’ll be a good sport, and make them even [gun fires] bigger! *growth*

In fact, I’m so nice, that I’ll even let you choose the setting for the next upgrade. So, whadya think twerp? Should I become bigger? Buffer? Hotter? Or smarter?

((Documents end here))

Description
The Grow Gun Script

((The Grow Gun was going to be a CC voice acted story in 2016. The script went through a few iterations. Unfortunately, CC was unable to capture clean audio of her performance, and has been out of contact since. Someday this may be rewritten into a story or script for another VA to perform.))

There were 3 documents created for the script of this story. I’ve compiled them into one here.

Original Script “First Half”
Hey nerd! What’s this thing you’ve got here? Looks like some kind of ray gun! [Dismissive:] You won’t mind if I take a look, right? Of course not.

So how’s it work anyway? If I just pointed it at you and pulled the trigger, would you be vaporized? *giggle*

What’s that? [pause] It’s a grow gun? [pause] What, I just point it at myself and [gun fires] Ohmygod, what’s happening!? *growth sounds*

Ho-ly shit! I’m taller! And bustier! And… buffer! Ha! My arms have muscles in them! *flex* Look at that, I’ve got a baby bicep! *giggle* And my legs are looking great! Check out these calves! So toned!

It’s like I’m already a month ahead on my new year’s resolutions *giggle*

I wanna see what happens if they grow again! [gun fires] *growth sounds* Yes! It’s happening again!

Dayum, I think my arms are bigger than yours now – this baby bicep is getting beast! Not that it would take much to be bigger than you, nerdie. *giggle*.

And legs? Heh, no comparison there! I even feel way stronger. Like there’s so much energy flowing through me! I’m gonna be soooo good at cheerleading now! *giggle*

What, you want this thing back? Mmmm… But I’m still using it! And it sure would be rude to interrupt a lady, wouldn’t it? [gun fires] *growth sounds* Oooooh, and that felt even better than the last time!

Besides, just LOOK at this body! LOOK at this arm! *flex* So big and powerful! Forget cheerleading - I’m like a sexy-linebacker now *laugh* I bet it would have taken me a lifetime of hard work to build these muscles, and this gun gave them to me in a mere few minutes!

Heh, looks like we’re the same height now. Though I am SO much more muscular than you now! Good thing I wore a tank-top, huh? Though even this is getting stretched out! You can see the bottom row of my abs – and look how thick they are! You’re never going to have a six-pack like this, are ya dweeb? *laugh*

Uhh… what was that? [pause] NO, I won’t go on a date with you. *snickering* What? You think just because your toy here gave me an awesome body that I’ll be your girlfriend? *laughter* [laughing/mean:] No way! Hell, with a bod like this, I can get with pretty much anyone I want! Only perfect 10s for me now! And you’re nowhere near to a 10.

And even if I am a 10 now… I still want more! [gun fires] *growth noises* Ooooh, hell yeah! Now I’m looking down at you *snicker*. Well, I always did in a way, but now I literally do!

This is pretty fitting, isn’t it? Me being taller and soo much more muscular than you? Man… my thighs are so big now! I think each quadriceps is thicker than my itty-bitty waist *giggle*

D’aww, is twerpy getting mad? Are you jealous that your hard work all went to ME? *giggle*

[The listener charges at you – if you have a better idea for how to represent this, feel free to improvise it]

Whoa, what are you doing? Get back! Back I said! *grunt* [smacking noise]

[you give the listener a firm push to the chest – sending him soaring back as he lands in a pile of boxes or something – I’ll splice in a sound representing that.]

Woops! Don’t know my own strength *giggle* I must be stronger than I look, and I look pretty damn strong!

If I can send you flying back with a shove… I wonder what will happen when [gun fires] *growth sounds* I grow even MORE! *laughter* Mmmmm yes!

[ripping sound] Woops, my massive legs and juicy rear are too big for this skirt *giggle* And on that note… *minor grunt* [ripping sound] this tank top is too restrictive too!

There. Much better. Mmm, yeah, now my huge, rippling body is on full display. *laughter* God I am SO hot now! I must be the buffest person at school, even bigger than the jocks!

Forget guns, my biceps are like cannonballs! And these breasts… Gosh, I’ll have to go clothes shopping – but my pecs are so strong that I don’t think I even need to wear bras anymore! *giggle*

All this strength feels so amazing! I’m on top of the world, like I’m totally invincible! *laugh* Maybe with enough power-ups I will be, can you imagine that? Oooh, I bet you can.

Why are you so upset anyways? Can’t you just make another gun for yourself?

Oh? What’s that? [pause] The gun’s powered by a rare crystal? [pause] And this is the only known one in existence? Uhh… doesn’t that mean this is the only possible grow-gun then?

Awesome! In that case, I’m keeping it, forever! *laughter* I’ll never let go of this little beauty!

Huh? [pause] NO! I won’t power you up with it. What if it only has a limited number of charges? I need them all for me!

Oh? This crystal has unlimited energy? That’s why you needed it for the grow gun? Well that just makes it even more valuable! No way I’m ever letting go of it! Don’t want to take any chances ya know.

Now, where was I…

Grow Gun Original Script “Second Half”

Right. I was empowering myself even further. [gun fires] *growth* Oooh yes! I completely tower over you now; I must be at over six feet tall!

And now my arms are bigger than anyone I know’s! *flex* I just love watching this huge ball of power rise up, and knowing that it’s all mine! *chuckle*

Such an amazing invention. I’m honestly surprised that you of all people ended up being so useful! Let’s take a closer look at this thing… what do we have here? Settings?

Oooh, it’s set to “height and muscle”. And if I turn this dial [click], now it only says “muscle”. Let’s do this!

[gun fires] *growth* Mmm, yes! As much as I love gaining height, I do still want to fit under doorways *giggle*

But now I don't have to worry about that, I can just build muscle, like so! [gun fires] *growth* Oooh, fuck yes. I don't think I'll ever get tired of that feeling.

This arm... [laughing] this arm is almost as big as your egg-head! Just think, I’ve only had a few minutes with this gun, and I’m already this powerful!

And how can you ever hope to possibly stop me? I doubtlessly have more strength in this arm than your entire body! Wanna try?

Go on, grab onto my hand with both of yours. Better savor this while you can, 'cause it's the only time you'll be able to touch me *laugh*

Alright, go ahead – pull. [pause] [laughing:] oh my god, you’re actually trying – you’re getting all red in the face, but I can’t feel you at all; like a weak little worm trying to challenge me!

What’s the deal anyways, why am I sooo strong? [listening] Oh yeah? The grow gun makes my muscles super effective? How considerate of you!

Why, you’re so nice, I’ll even reward you with a lift. *minor effort* [he goes crashing again] Woops! you just keep getting flung around like a little rag-doll *giggle* It’s alright, you’ll live – I think.

Now back to these settings. [click] What do we have here? A beauty mode…?

Well, I’m already a living goddess, but a little more wouldn’t hurt right? [gun fires] *beauty growth*

So, whaddya say wormy? Am I even hotter now? Hmmm? Of course I am *giggle* And now to go even further [gun fires]

Oooh yes. My breasts are way too big for this top *minor effort* [cloth breaks] Bam – just like that I tore it open with my pecs! *chuckle*

And my oh my, these have to be the roundest, perkiest, and most perfect breasts to ever grace the Earth!

In fact, quick glance shows that I’m much curvier overall. Imagine that – muscles AND curves *giggle* I love it! [lower voice:] and I know you do too.

Okay now, next setting… [click] It just says ‘strength’. Well, I’m already super-strong, but I’m always up for MORE strength! *giggle* [gun fires] *strength growth*

Mmm yeah – muscles are getting harder, *grunt*, and more defined! I can just feel that I’m even more powerful now!

How strong am I anyways? Let’s see… [stomps ground] *minor effort* Ha! The floor and walls are shaking just from that!

You getting scared over there nerdy? Feeling my awesome power first hand as it literally rocks your world? *chuckle*

I bet I can just keep making these muscles harder! [gun fires] *strength growth*

Mmmm… my abs are so… thick! And my ass… well, you ain’t never seen a booty like this – both buff and round! Forget quarters, you could bounce a bowling ball off this thing *chuckle*

Hey…! What the hell… Is that… A gun?! A real gun!?

Where did you… what are you... [handgun fires] HEY! Are you trying to kill me?!

What the- oh? the bullet bounced right off of me! [handgun fires] And another…!

*laughing* even bullets have no chance against me! And [grow gun fires] *strength growth* Now I'm even MORE powerful! *laugh* [handgun keeps firing] [giggling:] Those bullets tickle!

Forget worrying about dating 10s and cheerleading, I'm going to take over the entire world! Time for even more strength! [grow gun fires] *strength growth*

[Handgun fires again] Oh knock that off! *grunt – you clap your hands together* Ha! I’m so powerful that I can make shockwaves all the way over here! *clap again* Boom! Knocked the gun right out of your hand *laugh* *clap again* Bang! Knocked ya on your back!

Back to the grow gun… Strength is nice, but I want more mass! [click] Time for muscle and height! [grow gun fires] *growth* Oooh yeah, those super-dense muscles are scaling up… so my strength is increasing – uh… exponentially I think? *chuckle*

[cloth tearing] Woops, destroyed my shorts. *giggle* Oh well. Who needs clothes when you’re an indestructible goddess with a perfect body?

[smug/laughing:] And this body must have the largest lean muscles on the whole planet; muscles so packed with power they’re bulletproof! Plus, anytime I need more, I can just zap myself with the grow gun!

Speaking of which… [clicking] Oooooh… now look at this… there’s an INTELLIGENCE setting. And considering how well the other settings worked, I can’t wait to become the smartest person alive! *chuckle*

Ah, well. Thanks for the grow gun nerd. Now that you’ve turned me into an ultra-goddess, I’ll return the favor by enslaving the world! And if you’re really lucky, I’ll even let you personally worship me. In fact… why don’t we start right now!

The End!

Grow Gun Rewrite

Hey nerd! What’s this thing you’ve got here? Looks like some kind of ray gun! [Dismissive:] You won’t mind if I take a look, right? Of course not.

Let’s see… huh, what are these weird big buttons? They say… “bigger” “stronger” “hotter” and “smarter”. So… If I just hit the ‘bigger’ button like so… [button press] aimed it at myself… and pulled the trigger…

[gun fires] Ohmygod, what’s happening!? *growth sounds* Body’s shifting… but it feels… good!

Ho-ly shit! I’m taller! And bustier! And… buffer! Ha! My arms have muscles in them! *flex* Look at that, I’ve got a baby bicep! *giggle* And my legs are looking great! Check out these calves! So toned!

It’s like I’m already a month ahead on my new year’s resolutions *giggle* I’ve even got sexy lines of definition on my tummy! I never knew muscle would look so good on me… kind of makes me want even more!

So… If I fired it again, would the same thing happen? [pause] Yeah? I’d become even bigger and buffer? Well hell yeah! Sign me up! Let’s do this! [gun fires] *growth* Ooooh – this is even better than the first time! I can literally feel my legs becoming longer and thicker!

Mmmm, wow, I feel great! Say, go ahead and flex your arm for me. [pause] Okay, now let me bring mine up and flex it… *flex* Ha! They’re like the same size now! Actually, mine look a lot harder and more defined. And there’s no doubt my legs are bigger than yours.

Plus, lets see… Ha! I’ve got four-pack abs! Heh, way more muscular and attractive than your pudgy little belly *giggle*

I love how with the slightest movement my muscles dance underneath my flawless skin. Makes me wonder what they would look like if they were even bigger…

So… is there a limit to how many times it can be used? [pause] No? Well in that case, I don’t mind if I do! [gun fires] Yes! *growth* Growing again! Bigger biceps; longer legs; and awesome abs!

Heh, look at that – we’re about the same height now. How tall are you again? [pause] 5’10”? I must admit I like this new perspective. And I especially like how I am SO much more muscular than you now! Good thing I wore a tank-top, huh? Though even this is getting stretched out! You can see the bottom row of my abs – and look how thick they are! You’re never going to have a six-pack like this, are ya dweeb? *laugh*

[he asks for the gun]

What, you want this thing back? Mmmm… But I’m still using it! And it sure would be rude to interrupt a lady, wouldn’t it? [gun fires] *growth sounds* Oooooh, Yes! Even more power for me!

Now I’m looking down at you *snicker*. Well, I always did in a way, but now I literally do!

This is fitting, isn’t it? Me being taller and soo much more muscular than you? Man… my thighs are so big now! I think each quadricep is thicker than my itty-bitty waist *giggle*

Tell me, why didn’t you use this gun on yourself in the first place?

[he answers]

Yeah? *snickering:* You were scared to use it? Scared of what? Becoming a god? *laughter*

[he wants the gun back]

Oooh, so now that I’ve done all the dangerous testing, you just want to swoop in and power yourself up? Nuh-uh. No way. Unless…

Tell ya what, if you can move my right arm with both of yours, then I’ll give you a zap. Deal?

Come on, it’s not like you have a chance to use the gun otherwise; not if it’s in my now-powerful grasp*chuckle*.

[he grabs onto you to accept the challenge]

Heh, even your hands are smaller than mine now. Guess that makes sense. Alright – got your grip? Good, let’s do this.

[a few seconds pass]

Are you even pulling? [pause] Ha! Ohmygod, you are! You’re actually trying! *laugh* Wow, I can’t believe how weak you are *chuckle* I can barely feel you pulling at all. Incredible how my arms aren’t THAT much bigger than yours yet, but I’m so much stronger than you! *giggle*

Well, no point in messing around. *Minor effort* Heh, just a tiny yank, and you’re pulled right off your feet! *giggle*

Awww, you lost. How sad! Oh well. I’ll just take the reward for myself *chuckle* [gun fires] *growth* Oooooh, hell yes – I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of this feeling.

Mmmm… feeling small, little guy? *chuckle* I’m almost a full head taller than you. And of course, don’t forget how much wider and broader my whole body is – except for my cute little muscle-packed waist. Better get used to it *giggle* because I’m only going to get bigger.

In fact… Let’s have some fun… I’ll stand right behind you like this… Heh – my body entirely eclipses yours *chuckle*, and now, let’s see what happens when… [gun fires] Mmmm, yes. Can you feel it too? *growth* The blaze of heat from my body becoming an inferno? *growth* Can you sense the girl behind you becoming a goddess? *giggle*

[ripping sound] Woops, my massive legs and juicy rear are too big for this skirt *giggle* And on that note… *minor grunt* [ripping sound] this tank top is too restrictive too!

There. Much better. Mmm, yeah, now my huge, rippling body is on full display. *laughter* God I am SO hot now! I must be the buffest person at school, even bigger than the jocks!

Forget guns, my biceps are like cannonballs! And these breasts… Gosh, I’ll have to go clothes shopping – but my pecs are so firm that I don’t think I even need to wear bras anymore! *giggle*

All this strength feels so amazing! I’m on top of the world, like I’m totally invincible! *laugh* Maybe with enough power-ups I will be, can you imagine that? Oooh, I bet you can.

D’aww, is twerpy getting mad? Are you jealous that your hard work all went to ME? *giggle*

Why don’t you just make another gun anyways? [he explains] Oh? What’s that? [pause] The gun’s powered by a rare crystal? [pause] And this is the only known one in existence? Uhh… doesn’t that mean this is the only possible grow-gun in the world?

Awesome! In that case, I’m keeping it, forever! *laughter* I’ll never let go of this little beauty!

Huh? [pause] NO! I won’t power you up with it. Even if it has infinite energy, I need all of it for ME!

Uhh… what was that? [pause] NO, I won’t go on a date with you. *snickering* What? You think just because your toy here gave me an awesome body that I’ll be your girlfriend? *laughter* [laughing/mean:] No way! Hell, with a bod like this, I can get with pretty much anyone I want! Only perfect 10s for me now! And you’re nowhere near to a 10.

And even if I am a 10 now… I still want more! [gun fires] *growth noises*

And remember, you almost had this power. But you were too scared to take it for yourself *chuckle*

Tell me, what’s more infuriating? The fact that I’ve stolen the one and only grow gun in the world from you, or that you’ll never, ever, get with me? *mean laugh*

Heh, you really like my muscles, don’t you? Well, I’ll be a good sport, and make them even [gun fires] bigger! *growth*

In fact, I’m so nice, that I’ll even let you choose the setting for the next upgrade. So, whadya think twerp? Should I become bigger? Buffer? Hotter? Or smarter?

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