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Well, this is awkward.
So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.
They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.
We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.
But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap?
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Comments: 529
MysticM [2012-04-05 15:03:20 +0000 UTC]
Who "fetched" the humans the scissors?
I know this was just an April Fool but it was fun rallying the dog fanatics. Will FUR and maybe Canine Resistance be expanded on?
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DiskHoax [2012-04-05 02:03:35 +0000 UTC]
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Damn-It-Sammit [2012-04-05 00:20:00 +0000 UTC]
Can I adopt you now that you're done playing? Either that, or I'll help with the next mission!
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JamochaKitty [2012-04-04 21:27:10 +0000 UTC]
dang straight you failed.
you kittehs should know better about laser pointers and scissors
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69bellasbitch [2012-04-04 19:42:11 +0000 UTC]
i has suggestion
Humans are distracted by lolcat images. Try that.
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SnowballCatArtist [2012-04-04 15:54:15 +0000 UTC]
I could use a cat nap too. Good luck kitty-cats.
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ChaoCream [2012-04-04 14:40:03 +0000 UTC]
You nearly had us MajorGeneralWhiskers. I'm sure with some perseverance you'll beat us! For now though, take your time and rest up for the next battle.
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RedsGirl014 [2012-04-04 12:02:53 +0000 UTC]
Rebellious Human: You're kidding me right? You're just a stupid talking cat in a costume! What are YOU going to do? *starts laughing at you in your face*
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Katana-Nova-Cat In reply to ??? [2012-04-04 08:44:15 +0000 UTC]
You can do it! Just keep trying. Word of advice: most humans aren't confused by mirrors too easily. They're used to them. Though I'm sure there's another way...
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windalchemist001 [2012-04-04 08:18:59 +0000 UTC]
well .... i guess theirs always next time right?
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PlummyPress In reply to ??? [2012-04-04 05:47:16 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, MajorGeneral. I was rooting for you.
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SerenityHeart In reply to ??? [2012-04-04 03:31:41 +0000 UTC]
Hope to see you next time, Major General! Au revoir...
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iRainbow-Unicorn In reply to ??? [2012-04-04 02:42:48 +0000 UTC]
I still have your back, Major General!
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KaitoShion00-01 In reply to ??? [2012-04-04 02:28:50 +0000 UTC]
See you next April Fools' Day!
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OakAndAcorn [2012-04-03 23:38:11 +0000 UTC]
I hope they crocheted something out of the yarn later...
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scullyva [2012-04-03 23:28:05 +0000 UTC]
THE DOGS THAT HAD BRAINWASHED ME HAD HELPED STOPPED YOU!
deviantART muro drawing
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crazyboutmanga822 [2012-04-03 20:54:34 +0000 UTC]
They cut the yarn!?! That's such a waste D:
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AAV-sama [2012-04-03 19:02:05 +0000 UTC]
What a cruel way of sabotaging the kitties' plans. Laser pointers, guilt-trips, SCISSORS CUTTING YARD! Cruel... Cruel, I tell ya!
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Sparkleee-Sprinkle [2012-04-03 18:12:28 +0000 UTC]
It's okay, cats will rule the world someday! They are the greatest of all creatures. ~
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MauEvig In reply to Sparkleee-Sprinkle [2012-04-04 22:39:35 +0000 UTC]
This comment needs a "like" butten.
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Sparkleee-Sprinkle In reply to MauEvig [2012-04-05 01:53:53 +0000 UTC]
D'aw why thanks! ;D ~
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SierraLarson In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 16:58:40 +0000 UTC]
Well at least you know for next time. Next time, remember to use tons of duct tape! :'D I have faith in you and your army, Major General Whiskers!
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Samantha-Deathwish [2012-04-03 14:49:00 +0000 UTC]
We will be back! I will be forever a loyal minion!
But first... *snoozes off*
deviantART muro drawing
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Cyndrome [2012-04-03 14:10:38 +0000 UTC]
I vote for General Whiskers as vice-president Mascot!
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Limaria [2012-04-03 13:09:59 +0000 UTC]
We wish to thank you sincerely for the distraction of the humans. Your efforts were greatly appreciated. We will show our gratitude with free delivered to your headquarters.
Best regards,
the Manatee World Domination Committee
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ZeldaSonicCat [2012-04-03 12:25:52 +0000 UTC]
Do it in...9 days. They will never suspect it...
deviantART muro drawing
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Zjossy [2012-04-03 12:24:47 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me of my cats; when they're doing something and they don't make it to the end, they begin to lick themselves... Catnap!
*instant sleep*
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Psycho333 [2012-04-03 11:42:40 +0000 UTC]
You can come up with something, I believe in you because your not only a cute and fluffy kitteh your also very very smart
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MsWendla [2012-04-03 07:20:58 +0000 UTC]
Aurastar is with you
Next time will be better! I'll be helping
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JeffreeStarLoverx3 [2012-04-03 03:42:27 +0000 UTC]
It Would Have Been Interesting For A Cat To Run dA
Oh Well.
The Cat Fun Facts Were Annoying Me Anyway.
But i Did Learn Some Interesting Stuff.
:]
Try Again?
It Was Fun.
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Keyshe54 [2012-04-03 03:39:50 +0000 UTC]
D: This is a sad day indeed... but I will not give up hope!
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CyborgWizard [2012-04-03 03:38:53 +0000 UTC]
I will always be right behind you, MajorGeneralWhiskers.
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