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Well, this is awkward.
So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.
They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.
We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.
But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap?
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Comments: 529
Talon-the-Cyberfox [2012-04-03 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]
Whiskers, I support FUR! Private Talon-The-Cyberfox reporting for duty, SIR! I'll help you rise with Operation: FUR II!
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Evil-laughterdotcom [2012-04-03 03:36:01 +0000 UTC]
The mirror thing was supposed to be flawless!!!!!!
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hellfire1093 [2012-04-03 03:25:41 +0000 UTC]
i support you General
When will we make are next attack?
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DLDracoRex [2012-04-03 02:19:20 +0000 UTC]
God, you're an idiot, you know that? For one, you kidnapped a fellow cat (Fella is a robotic cat), and two, deviantART is full of canines, so many canines, seriously, do you know how many of us are canines? Stupid cats...
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DLDracoRex In reply to DLDracoRex [2012-04-03 02:20:40 +0000 UTC]
BTW, my special operations canine attack force will be watching...
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Katana-Nova-Cat In reply to DLDracoRex [2012-04-04 08:38:34 +0000 UTC]
The cats made some oversights. That does not mean they're idiots.
And guess which side I'm on?
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animekitten44 In reply to DLDracoRex [2012-04-04 01:15:53 +0000 UTC]
then this is war *is on the cats' side*
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ThunderbirdCommander [2012-04-03 02:05:09 +0000 UTC]
BUT THE PLAN, SHE WAS FLAWLESS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Arsevere In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 01:46:17 +0000 UTC]
Kepp tryin', Major. We'll rule those humans someday >:3
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CoffeeSorbet In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 01:40:52 +0000 UTC]
Whu-Buh-I-NOOOOO! I wanted FUR to take over!!! :c
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RAYMEZBO In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 01:23:44 +0000 UTC]
OMNOMNOM ON YOUR STOOPID CAT FACES!!
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Deirdre16 In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 00:52:29 +0000 UTC]
But but, I wanted to have epic Cat overlords!!!
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NekoMarik [2012-04-03 00:38:52 +0000 UTC]
Next time, get some tigers and lions to help you. XD
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MauEvig In reply to NekoMarik [2012-04-03 17:04:02 +0000 UTC]
Excellent idea! They won't want to mess with Tigers and Lions.
Oh and Ligers. XD Ligers get huge!
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NekoMarik In reply to MauEvig [2012-04-03 18:43:20 +0000 UTC]
Tigers and lions and ligers- oh my!
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AskMintyandFluffy In reply to NekoMarik [2012-04-03 10:11:39 +0000 UTC]
*looks at your icon*
marik kitty? o:
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NekoMarik In reply to AskMintyandFluffy [2012-04-03 18:43:04 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Which is why I support FUR. X3
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NekoMarik In reply to CoffeeSorbet [2012-04-03 04:48:15 +0000 UTC]
XD
Wanted to write "...and bears," but they didn't fit.
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MauEvig In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 00:28:55 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry! The next plot will be even better than the last. >D
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marshcaramellow In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 00:28:13 +0000 UTC]
I'm with you when the time comes, mon ami.
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KawaiiDesuSnow In reply to ??? [2012-04-03 00:23:28 +0000 UTC]
im glaring at my cats thinking their apart of your team, Whiskers.
*glares at*
*bark*
i got my eyes on you.
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Fireflyinvader-29 [2012-04-03 00:02:27 +0000 UTC]
At least you tried Can't wait till next overtake!
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Caramoo [2012-04-02 23:55:13 +0000 UTC]
Yes General Whiskers. FUR will succeed soon. Long live the cat army.
Japanese(because I feel like translating it to that): Hai ippantekina u~isuka no fā wa sugu ni seikō shimasu. Nagai neko no guntai o okuru.
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SparklyChocolate [2012-04-02 23:54:49 +0000 UTC]
Have fun at the cat shelter. *gets out cage*
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Falconiaes-iNSaNiTY [2012-04-02 23:29:40 +0000 UTC]
Next time, make sure they don't have letter openers or scissors or knives to cut with, and that you cover the ENTIRE room in mirrors, so they'll never know where the door knob is. >:33 CATS FTW
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oldmanwinters [2012-04-02 23:23:00 +0000 UTC]
It was an epic April Fools Day on D.A.!
It was only logical that the lolcatz would eventually organize to try an take over the same internet they helped to make so popular!
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