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Published: 2012-04-02 07:01:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 46204; Favourites: 296; Downloads: 0
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Well, this is awkward.

So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.

They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.

We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.

But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap?

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Comments: 529

Yawonkoi [2012-04-02 10:28:21 +0000 UTC]

all hail FUR!all hail Whiskers!

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Grace-Dupre [2012-04-02 10:22:44 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, awww, next time!

This was the best April Fools, you guys.

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CuddlyCat1 [2012-04-02 10:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Try taking over the world on facebook. Everyone there is stupid. Plus they love cats

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derpato [2012-04-02 10:20:52 +0000 UTC]

Great! You deserved it, evil little kitties.

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Eternal-Wake [2012-04-02 10:19:41 +0000 UTC]

I feel for you, Whiskers. Better luck next time!

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CalienTheHedgehog [2012-04-02 10:15:04 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOO
FUR....defeated *faints*.

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Moondrao32 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 10:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Although this prank was ANNOYING, actually most fun I had on DA.

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Sausagewolf In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 10:04:43 +0000 UTC]

NO! So close D: I will continue to support you and FUR, Major General Whiskers.

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AXELFANGIRL8 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:58:02 +0000 UTC]

good bye kittys!

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GoryBlueCat In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:57:34 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, my good sir! You cats will one day rule the world! -gives you an endless buffet of fish-

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PhantomfurXD In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:52:36 +0000 UTC]

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Xiomar-Tenebris In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:50:52 +0000 UTC]

*salute*

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Uzulii In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:50:00 +0000 UTC]

u_u The sad day has come. We lost our leader

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SeekerOfShade In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:46:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! I'm sure you'll dominate the world one day, general! Beware humans, you may have won the battle, but the war is still on! Meow! >:3

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llamadean In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:38:49 +0000 UTC]

LLAMA VICTORY!

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AdrenalineAndSoma In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Try again soon, my general!

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simosark In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Don't leave please

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huskyfish In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:32:06 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait for the next attempt at world domination!

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GiGiArtz In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:26:59 +0000 UTC]

me!

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sazberryftw In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:26:06 +0000 UTC]

*pets Major General Whiskers*
It's okay, cutie little fluff ball. ^3^

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Zarak342 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Damnation
Don't worry Major, you will rule!

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CommanderEVE In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:15:33 +0000 UTC]

I knew it wouldn't work. HURRRR.

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AquosBoost [2012-04-02 09:14:35 +0000 UTC]

Too busy to nap. Maybe next year?

Use Steel Wool next time >8D

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Rikkard11 [2012-04-02 09:12:42 +0000 UTC]

See you next year again!

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TheSilverMistDragon In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 09:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well, we'll support you next time

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Digi-Angel In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:49:56 +0000 UTC]

want some milk?

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Raoran In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Bahahah. Yes. x3

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PhoenixPhlox In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:36:32 +0000 UTC]

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X-TeaBlood-X In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:34:55 +0000 UTC]

yes finally, no more cats on my page.....bliss

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Phlum In reply to X-TeaBlood-X [2012-04-02 09:45:10 +0000 UTC]

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FireReshiram In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:30:45 +0000 UTC]

One Day Major General Whiskers, we will take over the world!! > i hope you do!! as a feline overlord you would be incredible!!

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InkSheWolf In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:29:56 +0000 UTC]

That was the most fun I've ever had on DA X'DD

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Furutsubani In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Just for the record, I did not type 'I like birds' just needed to settle the score with you guys for messing up my comments D:
Bad Kitty

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c0ralus In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh great...!
If your going to make another plan, I'll make my cat as hostage!!
I've got plenty of dogs in my house to attack you!!

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ChoppyChua In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:26:55 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!

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Miguel-Santos In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:26:06 +0000 UTC]

Humanity has failed. This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Major General Whiskers, you're our only hope...

But yeah, take a nap first.

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No2Spenncil In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:25:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm still on your side, Major General Whiskers. Eventually we will succeed!
Long live FUR!

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sbocaj [2012-04-02 08:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Dang, thins was super fun!

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Owlicopter [2012-04-02 08:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Gay. I was hoping it'd be like that for the rest of time.

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QueenDanny [2012-04-02 08:21:22 +0000 UTC]

This was fun I hope it happens again

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megadriver2 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:19:19 +0000 UTC]

Well... can't win 'em all, but hey. Cat naps, relaxing and being petted is good too, so you still win.

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Meldalverse In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:17:06 +0000 UTC]

X3 There's always next year.

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RadioToxicMango In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:16:38 +0000 UTC]

No~! Don't leave! I have catnip for you!

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Mechanic-Star In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:16:15 +0000 UTC]

I salute you, Major General Whiskers! We all support you!

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RosaFlora774 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:13:25 +0000 UTC]

There Is Always Catnip!!!!.

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Lost-in-Hogwarts In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Peace out General.

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AvelosFloof In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:10:02 +0000 UTC]

Get back in ma lap so I can get right under you ears

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AvelosFloof In reply to AvelosFloof [2012-04-02 08:10:09 +0000 UTC]

your*

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GGsArtCorner In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 08:09:48 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D;

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katdarkshines [2012-04-02 08:08:03 +0000 UTC]

The mirror would have confused me.

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