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Well, this is awkward.
So, I guess my plan had some minor flaws. Namely that when you tie up deviantART staff with yarn and lock them in their office supply closet, they can use scissors and letter openers to break free. I even put a mirror on the inside of the door to confuse them! How did they know that was the way out? They're some smart humans.
They broke free, activated their laser pointers, and regained control of the servers and databases while we were dreadfully distracted. Now, everything is back to normal on deviantART. Worst of all, they said we "were very, very bad" and that they were "disappointed in us". That guilt is hard to live with, my friends.
We're back to drawing board now. No, we won't give up hope of total world domination. We're so close, I can feel it! Watch out, world! This isn't the last you'll see of FUR.
But world domination will have to wait until another day. Who's ready for a cat nap?
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LilyAndThePigmoose [2012-04-02 08:07:53 +0000 UTC]
Goodbye Major General, and we shall support you next time you decide to rise up.
XD
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shanobiangel [2012-04-02 08:07:51 +0000 UTC]
I have a feeling puppies might try to take over the world now...or defend humans. Since they're loyal lol I'm going to go with defend us. Yay!
I still love cats though!
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Jimbodavidson [2012-04-02 08:06:44 +0000 UTC]
Don't be sad! People have faith in you! Take a rest, regather your thoughts and try again! Trial and error my friend!
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VicAlaric [2012-04-02 07:56:11 +0000 UTC]
Don't be sad you cuties! Take a rest,take your mind from all of this stress and plan that brainwashing,k?
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ConformalSquid In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:45:39 +0000 UTC]
awww damn. would've been fun having feline overlords. Ah well. at least Tessa doesn't have any rivals for my loyalty now XD
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cookychristina In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:31:33 +0000 UTC]
LOL I loved today, the article was awesome XD I think you guys should try this again in a few months XD
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Enigma-The-Hedgehog In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:30:01 +0000 UTC]
So long and thanks for all the fish
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funkyhunkychunkofchz In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:29:22 +0000 UTC]
Damn :\ Those humans must be geniuses, I would never have got my way out of that situation. I admire their courage and skill.
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VividThought In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:25:07 +0000 UTC]
Next time, call out the big guys... Yes... The lions...
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Atakiri In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:24:35 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry to see you go, Major General Whiskers, but fret not--your might and legacy shall live on forever in our hearts!
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WildManta In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:23:46 +0000 UTC]
They shall not see us fail!
We shall return, I say!
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houndour-lover In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:22:55 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry general. I'm sure you can come up with another marvellous takeover plan.
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eriihime [2012-04-02 07:22:41 +0000 UTC]
Much as i got annoyed with the kitty alert..
I LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND!
neko overrun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrBoomheadshot [2012-04-02 07:22:29 +0000 UTC]
You've fought bravely! but the human being where just this much better.
learn from your mistakes. find a new plan that will be better than the last.
Goodbye and good fight for now!
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HellboysLady In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Indeed, sorry General Whiskers but we love ya :hugs:
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Axx123 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:21:16 +0000 UTC]
heh, i like your entusiasm...
want to join my crew, befor we ship off?
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FrostFaux In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:19:45 +0000 UTC]
When you rise again We shall support you MajorGeneral.
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Ozimul In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:16:49 +0000 UTC]
Please come back. The website was fun with cats running it.
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Usagi-Himeko In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:15:59 +0000 UTC]
I have a suggestion for next time. Use your worst enemies, the dogs, to chase them away while you take over deviantART again XD \o/
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DLDracoRex In reply to Usagi-Himeko [2012-04-03 02:24:29 +0000 UTC]
We would never help them, in fact we were fighting them the whole time!
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CounterCanterPhotos In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:15:38 +0000 UTC]
An commiserations, my feline friends. Good luck with the whole world domination thing.
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Artha-Amberose In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:14:34 +0000 UTC]
Awwwww, well you didn't fail in my eyes! *cuddles kitty*
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darianknight In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:14:31 +0000 UTC]
Teh Queen of Yarnia will not be pleased of your defeat. Your poptart rations haz been slashed in half. Do not fail in your next attempt. You haz let kitteh down all over the world.
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Raverick In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:14:25 +0000 UTC]
It was a good uprising General, have a good catnap
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Kataang102 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:12:44 +0000 UTC]
it wasnt a fail I like it ALOT more then last years joke, I got uplode my kitties
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Usagi-Himeko In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:12:38 +0000 UTC]
Aww don't worry Whisky :3 *snugglez*
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zacharyp99 [2012-04-02 07:12:02 +0000 UTC]
What? They broke free from the mirror room!?
I was trapped in there for hours!
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ShadowRavenAMZ [2012-04-02 07:11:16 +0000 UTC]
Aww, it's ok Whiskers. I await your glorious return!
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Kodi-husky437 In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:10:12 +0000 UTC]
I'm on to you, Cat, and you're in Big Trouble
Canine Intelligence Agency is watching you @_@
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Vamp-Al In reply to ??? [2012-04-02 07:09:48 +0000 UTC]
They will rise to fight another day. Cats are cleaver creatures
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candlelace In reply to Vamp-Al [2012-04-02 07:11:15 +0000 UTC]
i want to hit you with my cleaver
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Vamp-Al In reply to candlelace [2012-04-02 19:52:52 +0000 UTC]
Why? Cat's are awesome creatures. They can see in the dark and they are natural hunters
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candlelace In reply to Vamp-Al [2012-04-02 23:01:36 +0000 UTC]
..I wasn't talking about cats. I love cats. I was talking about the fact that you put 'cleaver' which is a tool for slicing meat, thinking it was 'clever'.
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Vamp-Al In reply to candlelace [2012-04-03 21:19:46 +0000 UTC]
Oh sorry. I forgot to check my grammar
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