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Description US election from an european point of view.
Darth Trump vs. Jedimaster Bernie
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playerboy999 [2025-02-04 10:35:00 +0000 UTC]

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nicholasweed [2024-12-21 20:37:28 +0000 UTC]

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Codeyellow07 [2020-11-24 03:46:03 +0000 UTC]

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enjoyingorc6742 [2020-04-10 00:11:03 +0000 UTC]

here we go again.....

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Aulthar [2017-05-16 19:16:32 +0000 UTC]

love it!! (though I think Kylo Ren has better impulse control )

Go Bernie!!!

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Malach In reply to Aulthar [2017-05-26 06:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Maybe they get inspired for the next 2 movies and have Kylo grabbing them jedis by the pussy.Β 

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Aulthar In reply to Malach [2017-05-27 04:21:30 +0000 UTC]

presumably Rey?

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Araceli193 [2017-01-15 16:57:31 +0000 UTC]

Bernie should run for President, and beat Donald Trump in the Election. I wish Bernie should defend the US - Mexico border.

#FuckTrump
#FuckThatWall
#NotMyPresident
#FeelTheBern
#BringBackBernie
#ForeverBernie

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LPBanned17 In reply to Araceli193 [2017-03-03 10:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Is not your president? You live in US? If you live there so you really need to fuck off

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Araceli193 In reply to LPBanned17 [2017-03-03 16:16:19 +0000 UTC]

I will move to Canada. I can't stand that orange Hitler anymore, because he deports immigrants back to their country.Β 

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LPBanned17 In reply to Araceli193 [2017-03-04 07:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Please do that, we don't need people like you in the west.Β Show me a proof that he's the next Hitler, c'mon

And he will deport ILLEGAL immigrants not all immigrants you fucking pendejo.

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Araceli193 In reply to LPBanned17 [2017-03-05 00:29:43 +0000 UTC]

He wants to ban all Muslims, and he also wants to build a wall between the border of Mexico and US, that's why I'm moving to Canada, and will be a better country than the US.Β 

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LPBanned17 In reply to Araceli193 [2017-03-05 10:30:42 +0000 UTC]

"He wants to ban all Muslims" C'mon cunt, show me a prove of that.

And you're wrong, if you find out about some economy (Which I doubt, that's why you're a disgusting leftist) Canada is about to enter into a crisis worse than they already have, plus your dear Trudeau followed Obama's example and increased the national debt drastically, you can do everything out there but be better than USA, that in theory and practice is completely impossible.

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Malach In reply to LPBanned17 [2017-05-26 06:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Give the orange cheese puff a little time and he'll take you guys debt to a new level.Β 

Your election was like the AvP tag-line. "Who ever wins - we lose"Β 

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LPBanned17 In reply to Malach [2017-05-27 03:05:04 +0000 UTC]

And something I did not mention is that the "Good Guy" in your art thinks that money comes out of the trees, I mean, I just remind you of it.

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LPBanned17 In reply to Malach [2017-05-27 03:03:11 +0000 UTC]

If Hillary had won her "campaign pledges," the national debt would rise even further, even though the national debt may rise or fall, but Trump will not be as smart as Obama to cross the decimal of trillion.

And what Hillary planned to do if she won the word victory never meant as much to me as it does now, so saving us from a wave of economic and socio-cultural tragedies is more than enough to start the long journey.

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Malach In reply to LPBanned17 [2017-06-02 15:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Trump is the village idiot that has gotten too much power.
IΒ΄m neither a fan of Hillary or Bernie and actually wanted to see what happens if the orange cheese puff won. But IΒ΄m also thinking.. be careful what you wish for. Let me explain.

Bernie is by far the most sympathetic of the 3. His politics are semi-unrealistic to force upon the US and he would meet to big resistance in congress to pass any changes.

Hillary is extremely unsympathetic, but sheΒ΄s by far the brightest and most competent of the 3 and actually has an insight of how to navigate the worlds biggest bureaucracy. She would be a ruthless hardliner in many ways and I would with good chance despise her choices in many ways, but she knows what she is doing..


So the thing is.. why I wanted it to be Trump.

The US has been meddling in the rest of the worlds affairs for a long period of time. Fueled by greedy corporations. Trump is a symptom of a growing stupidity in the US. The corporate greed wants to keep people stupid and uneducated. When you do that for a long enough time you get something like this.

Trump canΒ΄t be controlled so heΒ΄s a good test of how flexible the system is.

Also.. he will with good chance isolate the US. Bad thing is it is on behalf of the US population and the environment. Hopefully good thing is that it will be a lesson learned, that his isolationist politics will affect the US economy to a point where it is staggering and the US is forced to answer the question of "How the fuck did we end up here?" Rest of the world is asking that question for you at the given moment.


Trump himself is too stupid to be a president. He canΒ΄t be controlled like Bush jr could, too narcissistic, too thriving in chaos.

Right now he is destroying democracy as we know it while he is gobbling on wahabbi cock and pointing at everyone that can see the sheer madness of the situation and claiming itΒ΄s their fault.

Good luck with your future ruin.

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LPBanned17 In reply to Malach [2017-06-03 06:54:02 +0000 UTC]

"Bernie is by far the most sympathetic of the 3" Oh that's a very productive argument.

"Hillary knows what she's doing" www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8SLgf…

-So, why Trump is the worst thing could can happen with the United States?
-Because he's uncontrolable by the same retrograde establishment that exists since 1910.
-So your plan are keep the retrograde establishment and fuck more the country?
+Well... yeh but at least we don't need to deal with the reality
-Ah.

Good luck moving to Canada or France

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Malach In reply to LPBanned17 [2017-06-18 23:08:56 +0000 UTC]

First off... why the fuck should I go to either France or Canada. Makes no fucking sense

I'm not against change in the states. That part is highly needed.Β 


What Trump does (or in parts the coalition behind him) is basically one thing. Tax cut to the rich. Nothing else is consistent in his campaign. He is not draining the swamp. Don't buy in to that BS. It's just a new coalition of assholes that are grasping for power, having no problem masking their politics as nationalism if that can make people vote for them. Fear is the ultimate tool of control. At least in the short run. I do agree with Hillary behind the wheel you would just have more of the same. But she would stir delicate power balances way less.Β 

My guess is Trump is a decoy. You'd have Spencer take over if he gets kicked. Freaking religious hardliner.Β 

What is it that Trump do that would actually make America great?
Provide jobs? He's riding a wave of a better job market after Obama.Β 

If he manages to actually create extra jobs in the States its because its cheaper to produce if you remove environmental restrictions. Just not healthy in the long run for us or our planet.Β 
Removing Dodd Frank restrictions is a tricky move. Restrictions that stalls overheating of the economy as you had in 2008.Β 

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LPBanned17 In reply to Malach [2017-06-23 05:11:01 +0000 UTC]

I guess ending up with 75% of business regulations is not something that affects the middle-upper-middle class, at the end of the day only the rich can open businesses and hire manufacturing, right?

Spencer? You mean Richard Spencer? If you mean the I agree with the fact that you have to fuck, in fact not even the right disagrees with it.

To see how many months passed? 4 months, right? Do you expect him to rebuild America in just 4 months in power?

"Enviromental" I am already tired of the uninformed come to talk shit about the environment, he said he will try to minimize environmental damage, the only difference is that he will not do it in favor of foreign influences and even if he ignored the environment Environment, are you really so naive to believe that America will do shit to the whole globe? Unless the Sun stays stuck in the USA, it will not even scratch the environment.
And if you try on other points, global warming is a mistake even in its own name, because it is not global and much less we are warming, certainly NASA recently said that instead of warming up the world is cooling and that Antarctica is gaining ice and not losing as many come to say. CO2 emission theory is a complete joke, CO2 is of vital importance to life on earth, without it the plants gonna die, obviously is chaos in high levels butΒ unless billions of cars start burning fuel, 9 billion people breathe in unison, and all the cows in the world die, and all that for an uninterrupted 200-year term on earth will not happen anything.
Certainly it is more logical for us to attack aliens that Trump's plans provoke a drastic modification to Mother Nature's plans.

In short, your logic are completely vetoed.

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Michael2K17 [2017-01-14 20:38:56 +0000 UTC]

Bernie could've scraped by without the DNC (which he did, of course) and their unlawful actions and defeat Darth Trump. But, in America, Americans will fight. I know I'll fight Darth Trump.

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steward [2016-10-02 22:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Would have been nice if this was the end game... but the Yoda dude got replaced and Darth is still standing.

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Imperator-Xolo [2016-03-18 03:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Finally, politics is heating up!

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Syrox-495 [2016-02-21 19:34:28 +0000 UTC]

POLITICS!

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Champ-Thunderdick [2016-02-21 05:05:29 +0000 UTC]

if all jedi are socialist then sign me up as a stormtrooper

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BluDrgn426 [2016-02-10 05:00:32 +0000 UTC]

I've seen epic things in my day. Β And after New Hampshire, this may actually take place for realzies...

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InvaderCLAW674 [2016-02-01 02:23:19 +0000 UTC]

This is just incredible!

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PolymerWantACracker [2016-01-22 04:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Glorious.

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judgedeath [2016-01-18 12:59:28 +0000 UTC]

As always, Bernie looks totally out of his depth lolΒ 

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ZexenKnight00 [2015-12-27 12:45:11 +0000 UTC]

This deserves daily deviant lol

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Malach In reply to ZexenKnight00 [2015-12-28 00:39:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Feel free to recommend it to one of the moderators

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ChaosKatie [2015-12-22 03:26:59 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha!! Β That's awesome!

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Malach In reply to ChaosKatie [2015-12-28 00:39:27 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Photoshopforearth [2015-12-21 19:38:28 +0000 UTC]

May the force be with Bernie. Β The dark side is greed.

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driftas [2015-12-21 06:48:23 +0000 UTC]

lol well Senders is coming up.

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