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Published: 2009-03-17 03:50:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1420; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 8
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K so I've only played the game a few times but it is coolio yo, and violent...and yes I picked zoey and the witch, cuz I'm can't help but feel loyalty to my fellow females

twas fun, and random, and this is really crappy but hay, that's what meme's are for...fun, random, crap


MOST EMBARRASSING DEATH: We were soooo bloody close to being rescued, I hear the chopper descending, and then a tank blasts me off the side of the building pretty much as it lands....then began my 28 story fall to my doom, and my teammates hop on the chopper and take off...and I'm like...fuck you all.

MOST AWESOME KILL: Long distance smoker kill! I SEE U UP THAR!

though I must say, there was this one moment where me, a friend, and two douchebags were playing survivors...and the two douchebags wouldn't leave the safe room, they were crouching under the desks for God's sake...so my friend unloads a round into one of their faces to signal to them to move, a friendly fire battle commences....i'm standing in the corner in complete aw...the undead players are sitting right outside the safe room enjoying the show...and then a hunter rapes me....but that was too much effort to draw

GET TO THE CHOPPA!
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Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-19 13:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Why you call me and my friend douchebags?!
YOU'RE FRIEND FIRED THE FIRST SHOT!!
Self deffense guddamnit.

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MalloryMakesStuff In reply to Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-19 20:11:01 +0000 UTC]

.....what?

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Lxmitauszeichnung In reply to MalloryMakesStuff [2009-03-19 20:14:29 +0000 UTC]

"though I must say, there was this one moment where me, a friend, and two douchebags were playing survivors...and the two douchebags wouldn't leave the safe room, they were crouching under the desks for God's sake...so my friend unloads a round into one of their faces to signal to them to move, a friendly fire battle commences....i'm standing in the corner in complete aw...the undead players are sitting right outside the safe room enjoying the show...and then a hunter rapes me....but that was too much effort to draw"

That was most likelly me.
I am offended by your harsh words. >:C

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kitsunepilot80 In reply to Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-19 20:36:34 +0000 UTC]

Unless you recognize the gamertag Agt Arizona, I'm not going to believe it's you.

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Lxmitauszeichnung In reply to kitsunepilot80 [2009-03-19 22:11:35 +0000 UTC]

"Most likelly" are the key words, I didn't make any claims, the story just sounds familiar. My friend and I will sometimes wait in the saferooms in versus mode and just shoot the infected as they come in, wich will often cause our teammates to shoot us, resulting in a team killing battle wich the infected shall exploit.
But I don't recognize the gamertag though.

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kitsunepilot80 In reply to Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-20 00:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Then it wasn't us, it was on the No Mercy finale when it happened.

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Lxmitauszeichnung In reply to kitsunepilot80 [2009-03-20 01:00:20 +0000 UTC]

We only did it in The Tunnel in Blood Harvest and The Hospital in No Mercy, so I geuss it was two other guys who just got the same ideas as my friend and I.

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MalloryMakesStuff In reply to Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-19 20:32:15 +0000 UTC]

I find it highly unlikely it was you in there...my friend and I tried for several minutes to get the other players up and out...we jumped in front of the exit, open and closed the safe-house door, ran over to them, jumped, and ran back to the door, did 180 degree turns toward the door, started shooting at the zombie players who had wandered down in curiousity to see what was taking us so long etc. etc. We did lots of things to try to communicate with them to move, we tried for at least 5-7 minutes and they just ignored us.

We just thought they were purposefully being a pain in the neck by not moving, so my friend goes over to them and shoots one of them with her crappy pistols (a zombie could have done more damage than she did) she then runs back to the door to once again signal to them to move and even goes outside for a bit to shoot zombies. When she comes back in the other players both have their more powerful weapons out and are shooting her, she tries to defend herself, I'm standing in the corner in complete awe, and then I get attacked and we all die...

In my opinion, it is only self defense if they repeatedly shoot you on purpose. I feel your pain, I do, a was gunned down by a "ally" but he was shooting me over and over again with a shot-gun as i was trying to collect amo, he did the same thing to our other teammates after he had killed me.

I only brought that up to tell you I'm not blaming you for defending yourself when your teammates went friendly fire on you, I'm just asking that you not say my friend was being unreasonable because we tried for a long time to communicate to them. When we didn't know how else to get they're attention, she did the least possible damage to them in a last ditch effort to get them out of the safehouse...and well, you know what happened after that heh.

Once again, I'm not attacking you with this statement

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Lxmitauszeichnung In reply to MalloryMakesStuff [2009-03-19 22:26:23 +0000 UTC]

We would've taken that as standing around and lookout duty, we wouldn't've known you were trying to signal for us to GTFO.

Ussually when someone stares at you and shoots you with no enemys around, it's taken as they're trying to keellll you.
By any chance did one player scream,"F--CK YOU BOOMER, I WAS HELPING!!" when the infected attacked?

His amo, no take. But seriouslly, that sucks.

A good way to communicate would be a mic, but your points are valid and reasonable.

I don't see how you WOULD be attacking me with that statement but ok.

One time, my 3 teammates were plotting to kill me out loud because I was a waiste of med-kits and supplys (no, srsly) and I killed all 3 by mahself without hesitation on expert.

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MalloryMakesStuff In reply to Lxmitauszeichnung [2009-03-20 00:04:26 +0000 UTC]

nobody was yelling anything, and we can hear out of the mics but we can't communicate back, or else we would have asked them to move...I think you would have to be there to get it, but...they were just being pains in the neck...there's too many of those on XBox live

can't believe they were plotting outloud...nicely done! That'll learn em. lol

anyway thank you for taking this like an adult, it's very refreshing

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